Quote of the Day: There's a Sloth Near
"And I thought, there's a sloth near. There's a sloth here, it's close, it's gonna happen. And I didn't know how to process that, because my entire life had been waiting for this moment."
--Kristen Bell
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"And I thought, there's a sloth near. There's a sloth here, it's close, it's gonna happen. And I didn't know how to process that, because my entire life had been waiting for this moment."
--Kristen Bell
"When I grew up... very, very skinny girls were on the cover of every magazine... I don't want that for young girls to idolize... there needs to be a role model out there, and for the first time in my life I actually feel like one."
--Demi Lovato on her recovery from an eating disorder, September 20, 2011
"It's very warm here in L.A. I drove to work with my top down... and I don't have a convertible."
--Ellen
"He's an acquired taste. He's like fungus, he sticks around for a long time and finally you just surrender to it."
--Paula Abdul on Simon Cowell
"Don't ever assume anyone is smarter just because they have a better job. Go for your dreams and do it if it's in your gut."
--Bethenny Frankel
"If I have to drop trou to serve the show, then I will do it."
--Matt Bomer
"You drink like there's no bottom and you dress like there's no top."
--Ellen on Mardi Gras
“I think you can’t go wrong in marriage if you’re marrying your best friend.”
-- Kellie Pickler, on her recent wedding to Kyle Jacobs
“Happy Valentine’s Day! This morning Portia made breakfast in bed. It was so sweet… until my pajamas got caught in the waffle iron.”
--Ellen
“Sunday is when I let my alter-ego come out. I let the hair down, that's when the wild man comes out and I can have some fun out there.”
--Clay Matthews
"This is like Triple Dream Hands!"
-- Julia Roberts on Ellen's birthday surprise
"No one says 'Who's that 37-year-old dude?' They say, 'Who's that 60-year-old who's been through a fire?'"
--Martin Short on cosmetic surgery
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