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This is the pic that my friend started falling in love with you with.

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The next time someone says 1987 called and they want their picture back.. send this picture :)

You look great but its so Sears Photo studio 1980's.

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I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A SUCH THING AS A PERSON HOW CANT TAKE A BAD PHOTO YOU SO BUTIFUL. I LOVE. U SO SEXY.LOVE YA

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Ellen , you are so sweet Frida from Norway

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GILLIGAN GET THE PROFESSOR AND MARYANN AND GO TRY TO SIGNAL A SHIP OR SOMETHING

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Poor Ellen must've been going through a "Blossom" faze. I'm sure after this photo was taken she tap danced on top of a grand piano. Eat your heart out Mayim Bialik!

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I was wondering if you could post the picture of the four or five girls with the really big permed hair.

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Aww, I think Ellen looks sweet :) I mean, it's kinda cheesy, but she's soooo adorable :) Love ya, Ellen!

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love the earrings..can i borrow them..lol

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Disp:911 what is your emergency?
Ellen:HELP!!!
Disp:What's your emergency?
Ellen:I've fallen and i can't get up!!!

My goodness ellen this is a funny picture.
I love your show! Keep up the great work!!!

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ELLEN YOU STILL LOOK CUTE IN THIS PICTUR......BUT
PLEASE KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT!! GOD BLESS

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You look so girly girl! Very Debbie Gibson! Love those 80s fashions!

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Ellen,
Even with your so called "bad" pictures, you still look cute and your eyes still sparkle!

I had a picture from the ninth grade that was horrible! I fell asleep under a sunlamp and had to force a smile because I was in PAIN!!! My hair is naturally curly and was all over the place..and did I mention the wireframed glasses that were shaped like a stop sign?! They were crooked on my very red and blistered nose!!

I thought I had burned the evidence and destroyed every picture. Imagine my surprise when I was flipping through my sisters photo album and discovered....THE PICTURE!!! She used it to blackmail me for years...the b****!!

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I have a photo of myself with my two sons, when they were still just little guys, and we're in the goofy brandy glass with the rose. Part of what I like is how tacky that snifter is, but we wanted it anyway. Nearly 20 years later I'm glad I went ahead and got the thing, because we were having such a good day and it's really, truly a good picture of us together. We got others from the same sitting (it was a traveling photographer who set up at the local Smitty's), but the brandy snifter was my favorite. Thanks for the memories!

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WOW I remember when you had longer hair but not like this.

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Very Tiffany, Deborah Gibson. Ah, l love the 80s style.

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Ellen, you look younger each year! This picture does not make you justice at all! You look older in this picture. And, by the way, congratulations on your wedding. The pictures are very touching and beautiful. Best wishes!

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Gotta love the 80s! Those hats and carpet bagger vests! LOL Oh wait, those are overalls! You were cutting edge, you trend setter! Bet they were capri length!

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wow not one of your best photos you have to admit but hey , congrats on your wedding and finally making portia your wife :) all the best for you both in the future!!!!

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omg ellen, you look so pretty!!
everyday i watch your show and you make me laugh.
if im ever in a grumpy mood i watch your show and i get up and dance.
well thanks ellen for haveing the best talk show ever.

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that IS a cute photo, though...it kinda makes ya either look like Debbie Gibson ("shake your love!") and a teensy bit like Victoria Jackson (compliment of course, cuz I like her)

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Ellen...you are so pretty in this picture. I am not saying you look like a troll now. I just don't know why this picture is filed under "Bad pictures you paid for" because this is definetly not a bad picture. You are so photogenic. Every picture I own...I have paid for...and it is bad.

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Hey! I like this photo of you, Ellen. I was just wondering about the flailed arm pose, though...guess I can see why you don't like it.

I love the hair and the hat...ok, call me retro, but it's a fun blast from the past!

Please post more

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Debbie Gibson... that's the only thing that comes to mind.

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Ellen! I am your long lost twin sister in Minneapolis! I have just about the same photo of myself from years ago in practically the same hat! If I send it to you to prove we are long lost sisters will you send me a paid ticket to come on your show and we can do an improvization about meeting after all these years and see how it goes? You like to try new things right?

We could do a family reunion show and I could be several of your relatives and come out one at a time to surprise you and reunite!

Don't be a stranger Ellen!

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At least you are smiling, but I was wondering if you were actually in pain? It looks like you may have gotten a sore neck while posing.

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At first I thought you were yawning, because people move their hands above their head in that same motion when they yawn. However, your facial expressions show that you are smiling and not yawning...or maybe you were yawning and smiling at the same time, which would be really difficult to do.

...and you know what? Your photo's not bad. It's not even a tranny hot mess.


It's

FIERCE.

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How do you upload a photo?

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"Shake your love, I just can't shake your love" Debbie Gibson eat your heart out.

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shooting your own snuggle commercial?

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I think you are lovely in ANY pix because your personity shines ! hugz

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you look really happy here ahahaha did you find the photographer randomly laughing at you and didnt know why? now you do :) its a great photo, not many people can pull off the overall trend! hahahahaha!

love you ellen :)

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This was THE most funniest segment!!!!! I love Ellen!

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No offense, but your neck looks like it is straining from the effort of holding your head up.

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gotta say love that pic lol i cant up load mine to send to u how u do that

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oh my Ellen.
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i drew a picture of this,
and sent it to you.
well i drew three with this in it.
and it's pretty amazing.

:D

Charvel 13.

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My 30th birthday party. My friends bought a blow-up doll and my friend Meridith was attacking me with it. I had been trying to get her to attack me instead. No such luck.

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I love it, Ellen. That must have been the look on your face when you saw Portia for the very first time. I just love you, nut...

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You look good!! I love the style! love the long hair it looks good on you.

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The grandma picture is absolutely hilarious, I laughed so much when I saw that on your show. and the baby with her parents in the glass with the rose. Has to be a close second. Thanks for sharing.

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OK, I had a second thought.
You were trying out for a "Doris Day Look-A-Like Contest" and fell off the high-heel shoes.
Either way -
I love you Ellen.

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(I never saw a pic. of you with long hair) It's as if you were forced into this pose by someone on some sort of converstion committee.

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That's the best picture I've EVER seen of a person who slipped and fell while... posing? And she even kept her hat on!

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I almost peed my pants behind my desk at work laughing at the Grandma leaning back or sleeping picture. That is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. Thank you for sharing! You made my work day.

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When I first saw this picture I thought it was a fake. I thought you had pasted your face on a Debbie Gibson picture. In fact I bet you were listening to Shake your Love for that picture.

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Ellen, you look gorgeous. If that's your bad photo, I can only imagine the photos you think are good lol. Course you are a super model, #4.

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I actually think Ellen looks adorable here! Not a bad picture at all.

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