Here I come Elizabeth, this is the big one!

I'm concerned for this women...Is she ok? lol I agree this is probably a picture she looked at and said what is this? But you get what you pay for...hehehe

lol...this is by far the funniest out of the group! i love it!

This picture reminds me of how the singers in the '60s used to contort their bodies to belt out a song. Is she singing???

OMG that is the weirdest picture ever i hope she didn't make copies for her children to display and looking at her face makes me wonder what the photographer was saying to her hahaha but it is kind of cute in a freaky way ;-)
And I LOVE your show ellen

hahahahahahahahahahahahhh HILARIOUS!

geez. "amanda" has a little chip on her shoulder:

" I don't even understand this picture. What the hell is she doing? Considering how crystal-clear in-focus she is and the background is completely blurry, I think it is photo-shopped. I think they took a pic from her sleeping, rotated it 90 degrees to make it look like she was standing up. If it IS real, I have no comment, really. It just leaves me dumbfoundedly speechless"

lolz its a picture. A hysterical one at that :)

It looks like someone shot this poor woman in the back while she was getting her picture taken. Are we sure that she is ok?

well the only pic i like is the one with the girl in the black dress.

Ummmm, well her shirt is kind of cute...LMAO

looks like she broke her hip an sayin owwwww!!!

> "Considering how crystal-clear in-focus
> she is and the background is completely
> blurry, I think it is photo-shopped."

Looks like "Amanda" doesn't really know how photography works. That to me, is funnier than any silly ill-conceived or ill-timed photo could be. : p

O.M.G. IS SHE DEAD???????????

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC

I don't even understand this picture. What the hell is she doing? Considering how crystal-clear in-focus she is and the background is completely blurry, I think it is photo-shopped. I think they took a pic from her sleeping, rotated it 90 degrees to make it look like she was standing up. If it IS real, I have no comment, really. It just leaves me dumbfoundedly speechless.

"I think I'm having a stroke!!" Ahh ah aaaakkkk "False Alarm, Thank you Jesus!"

This is hilarious!!! Is she applying for a part in the video thriller? lol

Wake me up when this is over!

i dont even know what to say to this one hahahahaha

This picture is too funny, But I have to say the comments are even funnier. Ellen your fan base are quite the comedians. So funny.

ya, this is horrible!! Oh my I would have burned that one immediately!!LOL

A narcoleptic falling asleep while standing up? Perhaps she is propped up by something like a broom.

I'm guessing this is some sort of animal calling competition. sooooouuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!

she is saying,
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, JUST LET UMM GET MARRIED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks like she is doing a slow motion murder scene, poor thing they should photo shop it to make it look like she was getting shot lmao

pic # 9,,,plantet of the apes????????

Oh and they save the best for last! i wonder what was going through her mind when she posed for this...mabey she was trying to be hip? or she broke a hip.

lol she looks like she is trying a sexy pose that is just not working out for her.

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Poor thing must have had really bad gas that she was trying to hold in and brrrrrapppppp! Granny farted just as the photo was taken. Maybe she had a sudden bout of incontinence. No wonder the photo is cropped so weirdly. Don't want to see a yellow river or worse yet, a brown one!

Either that, or that darn orgasm that Grandpa gave her that morning FINALLY kicked in! (Guess it takes longer in old folks to get released. Delayed reaction is the curse of the Senior Set.)

This is actually really creepy.Kinda makes me wanna cry ...poor ole gal.

OMG. This is the funniest catagory ever!

i just peed. this is so funny.

OMG!!! what is this!!!!
ha!!!

greetings from mexico...!

hahahahhhhaha ı just laught:D:D:D

LOL I laughed so hard I cried, man does my side hurt.

What is up with this picture, I can't even begin to imagine how you get a pose like this. This is the funniest thing ever.

What's really going on around her, too bad it wasn't panoramic.

Howl like a wolf, maybe she's a granny werewolf & is howling at the moon?

Passing that gass never felt better!!!!

Just too funny!!!!

"OH YEAH, THAT'S IT, MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMARA!" said the photographer.

The hills are alive
With the sound of music!!

Idk
the first thing i thought of when i saw her face

LOL!!! I Should have seen this I have worse ones!!!

Oh my god! so funny.

Cariños desde Sudamérica, Chile
Love from South America, Chile

Check for a pulse.

What the cast of MJ's "THRILLER" looks like now!!!! OK...this one's bad....

Lmao! Looks Like she busted her back while walking!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...Loves the Picture sure was a Kodak momment....

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! omg I THOUGHT SHE CRACKED HER BACK WHILE WALKING!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

I've never laughed so hard! And reading these comments makes it funnier!
I think Grannie is saying "Wheeeere's the beef"
LOL!!!

Maybe she was forced to buy it, to avoid for her kids and grandkids to see it, but guess what? Somebody found it and sent it to Ellen!!!! LOL

This is how i imagine u would look like in 10-15 years ellen.

Haha just playing, you are the greatest!!

orgasmic moment

Aww. How did this happen?
omg why did she buy these?

Seriously! Do you honestly think she liked this?It's obvious that no one was with her when she bought these(HEHEHE).Poor thing:) She needs to be on the Ellen show:)

hey what happened to the rope around her neck? was it edited out? RIP

If you look closely, I think she came out of a "Planet of the Apes" re-run... I'm not sure what she was trying to do but I'm sure that the photographer was the one who had to "go"...

Poor LiL 'O Lady! It has sure been a tornadic spring, seems they chanced the outdoor Easter pic, anyway. I'm glad the photographer got her before she blew away! I tend to think that if the camera panned a little downward and to the right, we would also have a shot of a four year old grandson, hanging on to her pantleg with all his might!!!! I've seen stuff like this out of my family before...always going for that perfect picture, no matter who howls about it!

Bless her heart, I wonder how many flies they had to pick out of her mouth that day? Don't you wonder if someone was holding onto her britches to keep her from falling the rest of the way over? O.K. I just looked at it again...she was tired of being told to smile and well she just let loose with ...TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE ALREADY...yep that's it! That's grandma alright!

grandma's O-face!!!

"Gawddammit, I just messed up my Depends!"

OR--

"Ahhh, finally I was able to pass that ANNOYING gas!"

Ahh...ahh...ahhh...CHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wow...I hope they gave Grandma this photo for free because who would PAY for such a gawdawful photo??? I hope she wasn't keeling over when this was taken. Maybe that's why Sally & her family paid for this photo. It's Grandma's last photo shoot.

"OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!"

Has she been narcoleptic all of her life?

I hope this wasn't Grandmas "last" photo !!!

I couldnt even let them print that! How could she have accepted that photo!????

"I'm falling and I can't get up!"

I she sneezing or singing or BOTH?

I think this lady was told to look into the sun so she could sneeze...then they took the picture!

I think her enema is about to kick in!

Definitely one of the women starring in the 1956 version of The Invasion of The Body Snatchers!

A small-town doctor learns that the population of his community is being replaced by emotionless alien duplicates - this woman would be one of the duplicates before she gets her new body personality.

What in the tarnation?

whoever took that photo should be put in front of a firing squad

lol!!! i bet she really thought she was sexy at that moment!! but then saw the pic and was horrified and said " well i feel 20 on the inside damn it!" mary kay go **** your self!!! cause my skin still sags down to my breast which sag down to me knees which sags down to my toes.

Zombies are back, the the next episode watch out for grandma.

whuuuut! she says

She just found out that demin shirts are out...

She looks like she is dead. The poor thing.

ROTFLMAO
enough said (and done) already ^^
i like the granny though
she looks like she's on a horse and fell asleep wen it kicked!

Is that lady riding a horse and it kicked? I mean seriously she looks like she's shocked and in pain. What's up with that?

Whuuuuut? This pic is hysterical! All I can say is " Narcoleptic?" Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa

I can't seem to send a comment on the "win the ipod" page ... it's frustrating. Two words for you: PICK ME!
Hey, how about photos with the Easter Bunny?

WHUT THE FEBRUARY!!!!!!

okay.....some people say i dont see what is wrong with this pic, but really look at th thing.They are prob in the family...lol....

i laughes so hard!!!i wonder what that lady is doing???lol.she looks uncomfortable in that position!!

This is absolutely one of the most funny pictures I have laid eyes on. It reminds me of a Weekend at Bernies! Like she died and someone just laid her on a background on the floor and snapped a picture. It's awful but really just superbly funny all at once.

I dont even want to say what it looks like this woman is doing. I cant stop laughing! HAHAHAHA

Everytime I see this photo I laugh..every single time! When are you gonna put the new bad paid for photos up? Soon I hope! Keep up the good work!

....not a good look for this lady...looks like someone stabbed her in the back...

OMG this is so funny who had her to pose like that, they are out of their mind.

Holy Cheese!! Did she fall asleep?! I swear, when I'm old,I'm gonna wind up doing something just like that!That's just the way I am. hahahhahahaha, i lik this picture.

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what the flip is up with that grandma , i mean what with her position it looks like she died and fell back ward.

This old lady looks like she is stroking out!! Seriously is she ok?! hahaha. Or may she is having a massive seizure. Would anyone seriously pay for this picture. I bet she sent it around for her christmas card greeting? hahah

that is the best picture ever! i love it, i am about to hang it into my room :p that is realy so cool! i was having a - day and thank to you that old (wierd) woman made me die of laughter
she rocks
go on gran

p.s, ellen ur great

I'm about to fall and won't be able to get up!

Ellen those are the most funniest pictures i was having a badd day thanks to you,you turned my frown upside down! P.S.I love your show

I think this picture is fixed, she was sleeping, someone took the picture, then rotated it to make it look like she was upright and put a background behind her. I think this one should be investigated Ellen, find out the REAL story behind this picture for us.

Oh my gosh Ellen! I have to tell you, when you showed this picture on the air I was laughing so hard I was crying! However, So was my daughter because at the time I was feeding her and my on the floor laughing scared her. haha Thanks so much for the wonderful laugh, I needed it. =D

OMG!!!!Is this Gladys?HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA snortHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it looks like a sneeze. Although it looks like a bad zombie movie in the makings.

I can be SOOOOOOOOOOO DEPRESSED UNTIL ............

I SAW THIS ...OR YOU SHOW ELLEN !!!!!

HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT ENJOY THIS !!!!!!!!!!

AND IT TOOK YOU TO BRING US SUCH JOY.....CAN'T YOU GET A 2 HOUR DEAL FROM THE NETWORK ?????

PLEASE?!!!!!

i think she pulled a muscle she needs some advil or tylenol for her pain

Oh this picture is hilarious!!

The photographer told her how much the pictures were gonna cost, and it was too much of a shock! Hee hee!

She looks like the old crazy woman from SNL...Huhuhuhuh....huhuhuhuh.....!!!! LOL! Love it!!!!

i had another thought... she is waiting on manna from heaven?

She was dozing off, while listening to George Bush-whack's remarks instead of the Ellen Show...

I think she is singing her favorite stanza from one of the songs from the Three Tenors... or, she JUST remembered it was Tuesday and she missed Ellen's show on Monday.... such anguish - but a hint of hope for next week...

It looks like she feel asleep during the photo, how could anyonw do that? Good funny photo though.

I'm NOT trying to be rude but she looks like her vibrator just hit the spot!!Leave it to the photog to snap it right THEN!!

This pictures is soooo funny. I could not stop laughing at my desk at work and I shared with all my co-workers, we had a great laugh fest. Thank you for sharing!

waht the h*** is this kind of poise is this? what was she thinking for paying for this picture? The photographer wasn't in his right mind to have this poor women pose like that.

Funny Once, Funny a Million Times! Every time I log onto the website and see this picture I crack myself up laughing! Thanks for the laughs Ellen!

I am curious as to the context of this one. It doesn't seem like a picture someone would be posing for, let alone paying for. I have never seen someone fall asleep standing at a 45-degree angle.

The picture sent by Sally Morris is freckin hillarious. Looks like she just let out a huge flatulent thats been stored up there for weeks.
(p.s. Ellen you rock... Love, wild-life-nut from West Chester, Pa!)

How in the world is this possible,tree people in one glass and that woman on photo 6 that is fake of she play in a very bad movie hallo woman do you know when the clock said ding,dong you stay so for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like a bad photo from a preparation H commercial.

The picture sent by Sally Morris can't be real. The photographer needs to choose another career. This picture is awful. I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or perform triple by-pass surgery..it looks like the poor woman is having a mycardial infarction...SAD but hilarious