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So, how was your weekend? Mine was pretty eventful. I've got to go sign up for the Michael Phelps' fan club now, but check in here tomorrow and I'll tell you all about my weekend...maybe even show you some pictures.
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Maybe it's just the Pilates talking, but I feel great. I'm ready to go. I'm up to the task. Put me in coach, it's time for SEASON 5! (IMAGINE AN ECHO EFFECT)
I spent this week getting ready for the big show. Our season premiere is September 4th in New York City. And my first guest is Senator Hillary Clinton! I have some campaign ideas for her. Like a new slogan: "Girls Rule-Boys Drool." Sounds like a winner to me.
I've been doing Pilates to get ready. It's really hard and has nothing to do with talking "pills" or drinking "lattes."
Speaking of lattes, we got a new coffee machine in the office. I'm telling you, everything's new this year. New coffee, new attitude - I even got a few new writers. And the show petting zoo got a new Gnu. I'm kidding, it's just fun to say, "New Gnu".
The only hitch in the giddy-up this week is that I'm furious with David Hasselhoff. I've been working on a song for "America's Got Talent," and he stole it. But I'm not gonna let it get me down. I turned it into a duet and put it on my website. I think you'll all agree that this is my moment!
Have a great Labor Day everybody. And I'll see you on September 4th!!
