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On this day in 2006, Ellen formed a line of people from her seat on stage all the way to the Acapulco Mexican restaurant across the street from the studio.
And you thought it was difficult to split a bill between four people.
On this day last year, Ellen caught Julia Louis-Dreyfus sneaking onto the set in the middle of the night.
That was the last time Ellen left the wine out to breathe.
On this day in 2007, Will Smith told Ellen he shot "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" on the very same stage where they were sitting.
Ellen already knew that. She had 17 years of old mail ready for him.
On this day in 2007, Ellen taped her entire show on a plane headed to New York.
The flight was delayed. Ellen forgot to pour her vodka into 3-oz. containers.
On this day in 2008, Ellen dedicated her show to all the fun memories she had on the NBC lot before she moved to the WB lot.
NBC totally stiffed her on the deposit.
On this day in 2006, Ellen celebrated her 500th show.
The next day she learned about the 501st show hangover.
On this day in 2006, Ellen welcomed the entire cast of "The West Wing" to the show to commemorate the series finale. It ended with the cast throwing cake at each other.
Everyone blames Allison Janney.
On this day in 2004, Ellen celebrated her very first Mother's Day Show by treating her mama to a luxury seat in the audience, complete with a manicure.
Ellen's mama still managed to find a way to remind her about the time she drew all over the walls.
On this day in 2007, Ellen hurt her back and did her show while in a hospital bed.
Since then, not a single staff member has been brave enough to call in sick.
On this day in 2005, Ellen broke ground when she did a two-for-one show -- giving her audience two complete shows in the time it takes to do one.
She also doubled her gin and tonic.
On this day in 2007, a viewer wrote in to designate Ellen "Miss World Talk Show Host".
She spent months working on her talent for the Miss Universe Talk Show Host, only to find out this guy can do it better.
On this day two years ago, Neil Patrick Harris performed a magic trick with a guillotine, and caused an uproar when viewers thought he accidentally cut his head off.
As you can see, he's just fine. The reattachment surgery went quite well.
On this day in 2008, Ellen's very own dance crew auditioned for Randy Jackson to get on his show, "America's Best Dance Crew."
It turns out Randy doesn't accept bribes.
On this day in 2006, Ellen answered calls on the Dove hotline.
She took the job so she wouldn't have to keep stealing from Mama's liquor cabinet.
On this day two years ago, Lady Antebellum made their television debut performance on the show. Since Ellen introduced the band to the world, they've been nominated for four Grammys; won one, and have been named the CMA Group of the Year.
We can't wait to see what happens to Crystal Swing now.
On this day in 2004, Jim Carrey fell off his bike while riding around the stage.
He sticks to tricycles now.
On this day in 2006, Ellen created the "Jennifer Suite," where Jennifer Aniston could temporarily stay while she found a new home.
Ellen forgot about rent control. Jennifer still hasn't left.
On this day in 2005, Ellen attempted to get Cynthia Nixon to say the Mystery Word, "Jacuzzi."
On this day in 2006, she almost achieved it.
On this day four years ago, Ellen flipped a coin to see if she, Leah Remini, or Neil Patrick Harris would host her annual Super Bowl show. Ellen won.
She rigged it.
On this day in 2005, Ellen invited the Laker Girls to dance with her... and ended up throwing out her back.
We would say more, but we're not allowed to talk about pending lawsuits.
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