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caught Reds-handed
verb

Definition: Having successfully trapped or "temporarily held" a male human being after weeks, if not months, of fruitless attempts. The catching strategies used often escalate out of control and may include, but are not limited to, the use of the following: Las Vegas showgirls, "Deal or No Deal" models, Chippendales, a high school marching band, the President-elect of the United States, and of course... Dolly Parton. The person coordinating the trap eventually realizes the true key to every man's heart: Professional ballplayers -- particularly those who were part of Cincinnati's Big Red Machine.

Usage:

1. After an entire season of planning and dozens of attempts, George was finally caught Reds-handed..

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awkwalk
verb; awkwalked, awkwalking

Definition: Walking in the most awkward way imaginable -- while blindfolded. What separates this from a standard blindfold walk is the odd insistence of the person to completely hunch his or her back while flailing their arms and moving at a snail's pace. The goal of the person is always the same: Dominating their opponents in a simple game that's usually played by children. Witnesses are so amused that a "laugh attack" often follows, causing onlookers to taunt the person by repeatedly moving the object of desire so it's virtually impossible to reach. If the person ever does finally get a hold of the item they seek, they will latch onto it and embrace it as though they have found the Holy Grail.

Usage:

1. Though she may have looked silly in the process, Karen awkwalked her way to victory..

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Hei-do
noun, Hei-dos

Definition: A specialty style of hairdo that is created by simply running your hands randomly through another person's hair. However, the style's most defining trademark is that it is done at a moment's notice and without a person's permission. Sometimes those creating the 'do get lucky and the recipient adores his or her new look. More often, however, the instigator sets themselves up for retaliation -- usually in the form of receiving a Hei-do of their own.

Usage:

1. Though her coworkers thought Sue had just gotten out of bed, she had actually received a Hei-do.

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pulling a Louis-Dreyfus
verb phrase; pulled a Louis-Dreyfus, pulling Louis-Dreyfi

Definition: The act of faking an injury or injuries in order to justify the use of one's potty mouth addiction. The rampant cursing that follows is almost always directed toward the person who allegedly caused the injuries.

Usage:

1. Julia pulled a Louis-Dreyfus against Ellen after allegedly being hit with a rock.

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Cloud 12
noun

Definition: A state of euphoria and giddiness that can only be achieved from being surrounded and teased by 12 gorgeous showgirls. This level of satisfaction is often characterized by an extreme never-ending smile, widened pupils, and of course, the rubbing together of one's hands in utter delight.

Usage:

1. Though he lost his life savings at the craps table, Julio's trip to Vegas still ended with him being on Cloud 12.

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scarell
verb, scarelled

Definition: Scaring someone in a way that is so well thought out and so unexpected that the victim has virtually no chance of not being terrified. Because of the immense planning involved, it usually takes years of failed scaring attempts on a particular person before this technique is deemed necessary. The cooperation of hundreds of onlookers to not “tip off” the victim is often required for success.

Usage:

1. Though he nearly gave up in his attempt to frighten Tina, Jerome finally scarelled the living daylights out of her.

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unparallel park
verb, unparallel parked, unparallel parking

Definition: Parking one’s car in the exact opposite way that one intended. The parked car in question usually protrudes onto the road, hindering the ability of other vehicles to pass. This most often occurs after a botched attempt at a parallel park.

Usage:

1. Michael’s Mustang snarled traffic for hours after it was unparallel parked.

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frenemy
noun, pl. frenemies

Definition: A person you publicly label as a friend, but who privately brings out your competitive side to the point that all you care about in life is topping him or her. In extreme cases, this rivalry can even lead to throwing baseballs to smash plates with your frenemy’s picture on them.

Usage:

1. With frenemies like this, who needs friends or enemies?


2. Allison and Ellen have been best frenemies for years.