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Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week: Nov 28 - Dec 2

Russell Brand

"There are always rumors... in the end you have to just not engage with Internet technology, which is difficult because a lot of the nude women websites I quite enjoy!" —Russell Brand on rumors about his marriage to Katy Perry

Ellen

"Portia and I have a similar thing; when we lie back to back, our birthmarks make Al Roker's face." —Ellen on a "Two Cute" picture of two cats lying back to back

Bono

"My voice annoys me... I think I sound like a girl." —Bono on why he doesn't like to listen to his music

Ellen

"Obviously, they're getting less picky." —Ellen joking about Sofia Vergara as the new CoverGirl

Stevie Wonder

"When I get to where I feel like I'm gonna look good enough for what I want to do, I'll do that." —Stevie Wonder on the rumor he's doing Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Hyland

"I'd like to drink something from a pineapple with an umbrella in it." —Sarah Hyland on her plans for her 21st birthday

Russell Brand

"I bet she'd give you opinions on really diverse subjects if you asked her, like profound things." —Russell Brand on Sophia Grace

Shailene Woodley

"He ate his Wheaties or something." —Shailene Woodley on her celebrity crush, Greyson Chance

Ellen

"For those of you out there who have not kissed and are maybe gonna think about kissing for the first time: less chewing." —Ellen on "The Virgin Diaries"

Ellen

"Of course, Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year... which is, of course, followed by 'Maxed-out Credit Card Saturday." —Ellen on Black Friday

Kristin Chenoweth

"It's a commitment. If you want bangs, you've got to commit!" —Kristin Chenoweth on her "bang piece"

Sting

"Music keeps you young." —Sting on why he loves making music

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I would love to talk to you about your tour. Traveling the world by bike is my dream and I'd love to learn more and get some proitens make that dream come true.

Hi
Ellen after 44 years I have been refriended by one of my favorite High School friends ( pardons in crime) Jeanne Graver. I live in North Carloina and she lives in Florida. We have visited each other 3 times this year and it's just like we are teens again. I am writing stories and she is doing the illustrations for the stories. It has been so much fun and we are hoping to get published, I will let you know not if but when we are publish. Meeting her again after all these years has meant so much to me. I lost my 20 year old son 5 years ago (Charlie he was bi-polar) to sucide. Jeanne has has brought me back to life. I love her dearly.
I have enjoyed your show for so many years, Russell Brande was a hoot! Love ya! Brenda Herbert

Ellen i need to sell some of my dads old Italian records. My dog might need surgery. We go back to the vet monday.Some go back before 1958 . ALso of the records are Doris Day Barbara Streisand.

Will you PLEASE let my daughter in law Tara Wilson have tickets to your show she loves you! She is a great girl you will love her! Just send her tickets and you will see! She can dance too! Thanks Ellen just trying to get someone who deserves a good time a break! She will watch even if she don't win but... it would be nice to surprise her! She's in California and I in Indiana would love to give her a Ellen Christmas! Thank you!!! Mary Pierson Jonesboro, In

Ellen,
As an animal lover & especially with Portia's passion for horses, what is your reaction to Obama's re-legalization of US slaughter houses for horses? The footage I've seen of these slaughter houses is horrid and the horses are just shocked until they pass out but not dead when they have their throats slashed so they can bleed out.
I am sickened the USA would promote such behaivor especially to an animal that many of us have as pets.
What's next?

Thanks for always making us laugh, you have a great show!
Tiffany

i love you soo much and your so funny.

my friend would like to see green day.

I missed Fri's show how can I find out who won the gifts from Day 1. I am a home viewer. It said they were going to list 25 names of the home viewer's that were also going to get the gifts from Day 1

TY

Ellen you are an inspiration to alot of people I love your show. And girl u can dance good too!!! U are very uplifting and I'm proud to watch your show. Keep up the positive that u give off, we all need it!!! Take care and Happy Holidays and God Bless u and yours. Please never leave the air. We all love you!!

I Love Your Show Ellen. I have watched since you were on . You have many nice guest's.Please keep up the show.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TdkNn3Ei-Lg


Ellen,Ellen. Love ya.
You are one of a kind. I love your since of humor

first of all I have been watching you from day one. How can one person bring so mush laughter to the world? I hope I am not brown nosing to much.
And please forgive all my mistakes. I am a bad speller. I mean a realy bad speller.
Just wanted to let u know how great u are.
Oh, I just got on your web site after all this time. Spent most of the day on your site.

can you have some naked girls on the show?


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