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Quotes of the Week

Check out this list of the best quotes of the week, including ones from Lauren Graham, Lil' P-Nut, Robert Pattinson, and more.


Quotes of the Week: November 14-18

Lauren Graham

"My car is a hybrid — and what I mean by that is: it's half a gym and half a recycling center."—Lauren Graham on her messy car.

Ellen

"She's two... or five."—Ellen on her niece Eva's age.

Lil' P-Nut

"Hey, keep up them grades..."—Lil' P-Nut on why he broke up with his girlfriend.

Robin Williams

"You appreciate the little things -- like breathing."—Robin Williams on how he feels after having heart surgery.

Selena Gomez

"I really can't"—Selena Gomez on telling her boyfriend, Justin Bieber, to pull up his pants.

Nikki Reed

"We had like a 'mini-moon.' That's when you try to 'moon' in two days."—Nikki Reed on her recent "honeymoon."

Robert Pattinson

"They cut the crack out... you're allowed to show cheek, you can't show crack."—Robert Pattinson on the famous "Breaking Dawn-Part 1" sex scene with Kristen Stewart.

Nikki Reed

"We had like a 'mini-moon.' That's when you try to 'moon' in two days." --Nikki Reed on her recent "honeymoon."

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hey,ellen, can i have a detailed address of show,including a contact person and phone number? i tried to sent a parcel there several monthes before,but failed as without contact ways. So i hope you can offer me a right and specific one. i really really wanna sent you something. It is just hard to get a reply on twitter or facebook!!!PLZ!

"GOD BLESS YOUR HEART!"
MY HUSBAND SAJIB AND ME WE WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERY DAY...IT BRINGS SO MUCH JOY AND PEACE TO OUR HEART...IF ONLY THERE IS A ELLEN IN EVERY HOUSE!!! THEN AGAIN THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE...YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON...YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE! :)

LOVE,
SAJIB&FAHIMA

Ellen likes helping others fulfill their dreams
And my request is not too extreme

I'm on Twitter sending tweets her way
Saying pick me Ellen 'cause I'd like to meet
her someday

She's got Twitter, Facebook and YouTube too
And a cool website that you can breeze right
through

She reminds us to be kind to one another
She's got a big heart and that's why we love her

..

Okay, it's not a quote, it's a poem, but I didn't
know where else to post it :^)


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