Did you know that when Kevin Nealon was a kid, he spent four years living in Germany? I don't know what he did, but that sounds like a pretty big time-out.

In college he was a star kicker for his football team and considered going pro. When I was younger, I wanted to be a professional ribbon dancer, but my cats kept chewing on the ribbon.

Kevin isn't the only one in his family that's been on my show. His wife, Susan Yeagley, was a guest star on my CBS sitcom, "The Ellen Show." Their 3-year-old son Gable hasn't been on any of my shows yet, but my agents are currently reaching out to him.

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