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Quotes of the Day, Featuring the Cast of 'Jersey Shore'

Monday, June 27, 2011 • Quote of the Day

Quotes of the Day, Featuring the Cast of 'Jersey Shore'

Snooki

"I don't want to go to jail ever again. They didn't even give me a bologna sandwich!" — Snooki

The Situation

"There's a difference between dancing and the dancing that's on 'Dancing with the Stars.' It's not the fist-pumping, MC Hammer two-step that you might see me doing at the club." — The Situation

Snooki

"I'll go to freakin' Barnes & Nobles (sic), get a coffee and just sit down and read." — Snooki

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my sister loves at least thats what we have in common

Posted by daoud | June 27, 2011 9:24 PM


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