No one can get enough of Ellen's "What's Wrong with These Photos? Photos!" Whether it's a poorly written sign or an object that resembles something else, these hilarious photos just aren't right! Then, it's been six years since Oscar-winning actress GWYNETH PALTROW was here, and today she's finally making her big return! Ellen wants to know everything that's happened since, and will be sure to get the latest on her cute kids. Ellen recently found out that she was distantly related to Madonna, one of Gwyneth's London neighbors -- now Ellen wants to know how she's related to Gwyneth! Then, ALISON SWEENEY is stopping by. She's the host of "The Biggest Loser," but could she handle the challenges? She'll share it all with Ellen today. Also, an unbelievable magician, SHIMSHI, is here to blow Ellen away with some amazing tricks you have to see!