Hei people, Happy Fool's Day!

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop."

Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear Ellen -

What happened to Leonardo DeCaprio? He was suppose to be on Friday's show. Is he going to be on on a different date?

Hi Ellen! I love how you continually scare people by popping out from behind doors, chairs, or whatever. My entire childhood into my adult years, my older brother tormented me much in the same way. To this day, whenever I leave the bathroom or round a corner, I hesitate thinking someone will be there to scare me. Realizing how much fun it is to scare others I had two children. It's been great fun for me over the years jumping out from behind doors, or out of the coat closet when they least expect it. I just love passing on traditions! The problem is, April Fools Day is coming, and now that they are teenagers, they are expecting to be scared, or worse, they could be collaborating against me. I've already paid my dues, any good suggestions?

dear ellen, on friday 2/16 show, i was concerned when you had the two single moms on the show and when you gave $10,000 to the friend who loaned the money (essentially letting the borrower feel debt paid in full) however that money gets the giver back to square one and 401 paid back.) you then gave $10,000 to the borrower. so is UP $10 grand

That gives her a debt free feeling and money to play with BUT the poor nice friend who took 401 $ to help a friend now has ZERO money to enjoy! that just doesn't seem fair to the giving loving friend. I hope this makes sense,

I love the show, watch or tape daily and my husband, the love of my life, watched you daily even with the care of hospice in his last day, never missed your show..you gave us both a lift and some joy and although he is recently passed away, I feel him with me as i watch you lovingly everyday. His medical needs left us broke and i am now ill myself and living on disability and in elderly housing. But, God Bless you

your friend and thank you for your hour in my life

gloria