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Dear Ellen,
I love your show so much, I wish that I could win a car or money from you. You are so giving and the LORD will bless you more then ever.
My car died, my furniture was stolen all 7 rooms when I went to visit my children in Ohio in 2003 and I live in a empty house except for the junk they left me in my home. Have not seen my children since I came back in 2005.
May GOD bless you Ellen and please keep giving.
Frances
Dear Ellen, I wish I could have lunch with you sometime. I am sure we would have a great time. I really need a mini vacation, mediocore vacation or a LARGE Vacation. hehe. I would love to do my MAe West impression, and I have the FUNNIEST pair of antique eye glasses guarenteed to crack anyone up I would give to you. I bet you you have never met anyone in your life like me. I would be the most interesting lunch guest you have ever met.I have lived so many lives in my lifetime. Please call me and send me a ticket so you could meet me? LOVE
Ellen i wished you happy birthday and didn't get a thank you- just kidding. You are the best of the TV comediens. I watch you everyday. In fact during the Baltimore Blizzard I watched you and recorded you. I recorded in case i went to look out at the beautiful snow. It was beautiful for a moment and then ridiculous. I looked out earlier to see my car, however, all i saw was a 7ft drift. so i asked my neighbor above me to check for my car. She told me that my car is a lump -meaning my car is buried. This is our 2nd storm in less than a week. Plus they are calling for another storm with several inches this monday & Tuesday and another big one next friday and saturday. "another big one"? How about calling the upcoming storm "the normal snowstorm" considering that 3 out 4 winter storms dumped 2ft or more. this doesnt happen to baltimore. We could have had the Olympics here since we have more snow than Vancouver. You seem to do alot lately. Have you been a weather forecaster? i watch you everyday on WBAL. You are the only comedian who has a show that can be seriously-like and serioulsy-funny.
DEAR ELLEN , IHAVE BEEN FOR A LONG WHILE TRYING TO REACH YOU, BUT LOOKS LIKE I NEVER WILL. IAM ONE OF YOUR FAN'S THAT TRULY ENJOYS EVERY THING ABOUT YOU, YOU ARE JUST ONE OF A KIND YOU ARE SWEET KIND, LOVING, GENEROUS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUNNY , OH!! AND VERY TALENTED, AND INTELLIGENT, I CAN GO ON AND ON, I WOULD LOVE TO BE PART OF YOUR AUDIENCE ONE DAY MY DREAM WOULD BE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON, I PROBABLY WOULD ASK FOR A BIG HUG, OR GET THE CHANCE MAYBE TO DANCE BESIDE YOU, ELLEN I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE IAM REALLY GOING THRU SOME HARD TIMES IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, AND TO HEAR FROM YOU WILL LIFT ME UP AND GIVE ME HOPE PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT ME ,WAITNG TO HEAR FROM YOU LOVE LINDA
Love me some Ellen everyday!!! I am amazed how your audience members don't come out in aile and dance with you when you are right by them...I however, think i was the only one to jump out there and take that opportunity. I was a audience member on May 9th 2006...I had a blast and your monalogue was about being left handed and you danced up the left side 1st...so Ellen I want the chance to dance with you again, this time up on stage with you. hopefully i will get my chance again waiting to see if i get tickets....this time at Warner Brothers.
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Ellen you are extremelly talented and FUNNY! Wish you many more years of happiness! I love how you go out of your way to surprise and help people - you need to sit back and let others surprise you (in good ways ONLY). People feel they owe you! Love the stories and info you find and share too!
Posted by Barbara Barker | January 28, 2011 9:41 AM