Nothnig I could say would give you undue credit for this story.

Hey There Ellen! My name is Valerie Jones, well soon to be Mrs Valerie King! Yeap,just like you and Portia.I'm get'n married,he got down on his knees and asked me on the 16th. I have followed you all through your career,HBO comedy your sitcoms.Being a cover girl now as well as Mastercard holder.I loved that turtle(bty) I am an offical turtle for Virginia Tidewater Area.And now also being the next American Idol judge.You know Ellen,i'm sure your Mama was proud of you growing up.But now look at you!I know you have a brother,I used to watch Vance him late nights.But I do beleive you do not have any sisters,am I right?Well,I know this may sound crazy but I want to ask you would you ever consider to adopt a sister?Like you and Portia,I love animals,love to laugh,play games,I love doing for others.I have been and always will be.I have 3 brothers and 1 sister.We have not spoken since my mother passed away in 2002.And before her passing it was 7 years when my dad died.*Long storie* I'm a humble woman such as your self.I live in Charlottesville Va,home of Thomas Jefferson *Monticello*as well as other historians.One time while taking friends for a tour there,we saw Joan Jett and her band taking the tour as well. Ellen -Live From Monticello-I watched Dave Matthews band the other day.He, started out here in Charlottesville,I met him one time here.He gave me a hug which I really needed at the time as well as signing a clean panty liner.Yes I was a bit intoxacated,but that was the first thing that came to my mind to sign.*smiles*.Any way, I opologize for going on here.But can you tell I love to talk as well as write?I know you you are a busy woman. With your business life as well as personal life with Portia.But,I do hope you personaly read this letter and consider what I have asked of you.Please know I am sincere.I look forward to hearing from you.Plus you have a great staff,and are on the ball.Or else they would knot be with you.Hey,i'm unemployed.You and Portia need a body guard?? As I close this long comment *oops* letter.I will always jeep you and yours and my prayersas well as thoughts. Sincerly.