Even when I think about it now, I start to langh. Ellen we need more of these pranks cuz laughing is good for you. Also dancing....

I hope one day I'll meet you, that's my dream is to meet you and, thank you for time and, god bless.

I think the Dennis Quaid going into Starbucks is
one of the funniest parts of any show. I could
watch it over and over. He was perfect!!!

Please do more

Dear Ellen:
I have always loved your work, but recently I saw your new Covergirl Commercial. My heart sank. You talked about outward beauty being more important than inward. You contradicted yourself. Why?
I look forward to your show everyday. I'm laid off like everyone else on top of being the sole supporter (my husband is disabled), and seeing your show always lifts me up. You do so much good. But you undid all that, for at least me when I saw that commercial. I still have it on my DVR becuuse I just couldn't believe it. Ms.Degeneres, please don't fall, don't go where every other star goes. Please be yourself. I wish you and yours the best. Sincerely Heather Funderburk

It's so....FUNNY n ENTERTAINING! Luv ur cheeky laughter :)

Ellen,

I love the StarBucks skit...I have no idea how you are able to continue after something so funny. Once something hits me that is so funny, out of nowhere I will continue to just start laughing. For instance: My manager and I share an office and I am over hearing her phone conversation. Well, I hear her trying to say what she thinks the person on the other end of the phone is asking her, and I just can't stop laughing. The woman is asking my manager what the SKU # is, but because she can't make out what this woman is saying,(due to her accent) she continues to repeat what she thinks the woman is asking for..."the skoo" Well, now I'm histerical because I hear her with this accent that came out of nowhere, repeating,"the skoo" and have figured out what I believe she is asking for. I finally am able to tell her what she wants, now she starts laughing, she can't continue the conversation for a while, composes herself and give the information. Now for the rest of the day I would just look over at my manager and say," the skoo" and shake my head, and begin to laugh once again. Laughing is so contagious.... Thought I would share....I enjoy a really good laugh!

Keep it up! Love it! Susan

Dear Dennis,

We are not required to pay the price for other people's ignorance of the mathematics of our common ground. Ceremonial Deism takes the fall along with any hidden caste system snaking immortal gods and the son of the true one. I am not endowed with certain inalienable rights by "a creachor", but by my mother, who passed separate but the same equal and divine rights to me in the pathway of the feminine divine birth rite. I am a heterosexual man. I also protect the feminine divine birth rite in a same sex marriage. A bully will not have a good guage on who I am. He lacks the foundation, not knowing a mothers love, not understanding the pathway of the feminine divine birth rite, not knowing peace.

Knock knock. I am bringing coffee to your mattress. Dennis has Ellen awakened yet? There is only one parade in town. Carry the child Dare in your arms.

Hello! I'm Stehanie. I am 10 yaers old.
I watch you show evryday after school!
You are soooooooo FUNNY!!!!! I also thank
you shuold have Miley Cyrus on your show.
That would be really cool! Anyway,you dance like,
a awsom.cool,funny,model,way!! :) You should sooo,
go on Danceing with the stars!!
Thanks!

your #1 littlest fan,
Stephanie Brannum

oh man, this was sooo funny