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O Magazine
| Thursday, April 2, 2009 | 6:00 AM
You Won't Believe People Paid Money for These Photos!
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Get the picture: I'm a heterosexual man. Should I pay my federal taxes while DOMA, the defense of marriage act continues? Are you going to lie on your taxes that you are not in a state of marriage, Ellen? Not in a state of union? Not in a state of the union?
When your neighor's innocent child is being beaten up by a bully on the playground we will all remember who paid for the bloody second class tattoo, in a blow to the head.
Chief Supreme Court Justice John Glover Roberts Jr. grew up in Indiana near the shores of Lake Michigan, attending parochial schools and serving as an altar boy. At age 13, applying to a private Catholic high school in La Porte, Roberts wrote: "I won't be content to get a good job by getting a good education. I want to get the best job by getting the best education." Does the Pope teach in parochial school that there were four judges in Sedom/Sodom and that their names were Liar, Lying One, Falsifier, and Twister Of Justice? And what's Eliezer the alien doing down there in Sedom throwing stones at the judges forehead? You think paying taxes will give Roberts a clue?
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Comments (2) | Post a comment now »
I am curious to find out the cover of "O" is going to be really like?????
I am soooo excited.. I just can't hide it!!!
I am buying my first cover of "O" when it comes out with you on the cover Ellen!
Oprah is neat.. but your the one I want to meet!!!
Love your ideas for the cover Ellen!
I looked up Oregano Oil and read up on it. Its very good stuff!!! I found a website that I like really well too! Thank you for saying that. I give thanks for you knowing this friend that takes it and introduced it to you. On this site it says dilute in water and I read that part and thought of you and your burning throat. That had to smart.. hurt. How's Portia's throat??? I saw her on Better Off Ted last night! Another great show! I like the photos she sent in with the bird and the cat! They are supposed to be enemies but arn't! That's whats nice about the animal world and children. They show us that we can love what is supposed to be our enemies! The dog and the elephant arn't enemies.. but the dog is supposed to be scary to elephants.. the barking.. but its not in that case. Innocense and not knowing the stupid hate rules... that's a lesson that we can bind and tear down barriers. I really like that photo Portia.. you sent in! That is really cute! CUTE!!! No special treatment observed here!
Hugs to all !
Posted by Tonya | April 2, 2009 6:07 PM