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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 • 10:00 AM • 
A Hidden Prize Awaits the Players of "Cover Your Assets"! RT @TheEllenShow
Ellen unveiled her latest game, "Cover Your Assets," just in time for the April 15th tax deadline. Watch as three audience members race to be the first to create a puzzle -- with the winner getting first choice at three covered prizes!
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Hi Ellen, Have you seen my post yet?
If Not it is "ELLEN IS MINE IN 99" I would everything you did to catch George and then some (IF I could afford it. LOL) I Luv ya girl!!!
You and Portia make a BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!!! I have a friend that is going to be there tom. NO FAIR!!!
Her namr is TRACY and she is from Jacksonville FL. PLEEEEASE let her and her 3 sisters say HI to me. I think it was WRONG that one of those sisters would not step aside and give ME their ticket. Don't you agree??? I knew you would.
LUV, LUV, LUV YA, #1 fan, Robin Williams
P.S. I work P.T. at an Elem. school and I have told my kids ELLEN IS Mine in 99, I said I would be going to see your show, I know you Ellen you would not let my tweeners think I lied to them. I have to be a good example for them. I knew you would understand. Thank You
JUST LiVING--We had a family gathering. My sister Deborah sat on the couch and stretched out her long legs
which were covered in black stockings. Matthew
my 4 yr old grandson walked up to her and laying his hand on her leg he asked," what color are your legs when they're not dirty ?" WE just hollered and laughed - ZANDRA-Chilhowie, VA
(1 Hr drive east from Bristol Race TRack)
Congratulations Seth Grindle. Our first grandchild to graduate and go to college. We Love You NaNa and PopPa
I wanted to share a comment from my granddaughter with you, being a nurse I was talkling about a patient who was lactose intolerant, Megan looked at me and said grandma "I didn't know you were black toast intolerant". I thought this was funny coming from a 5 year old. Maybe this will give you a laugh for the day.
Ellen!
I like this game. Puzzle Game I calls it!
I remember the days where you had a card table... "Bring out the card table Ma!" and then you'd all gather around with the folded chairs and play cards! Then if you were alone you could play solitaire before the lap desk came out.. the long one!( Hi Tony!!!!... how's that long tax form coming!!!! LOL) I think every house had a card table that was also brought out at Thanksgiving and became the "kids table" !!!! I still am scarred from sitting at the kids table!!! My cousin used to put black olives on all his fingers!!! LOL... played with his food. Where was I? Oh yes the card table was also great to put together puzzles. I knew people that once they got the puzzle together they would glue it and then frame it. NOT ME... I would tear it down and scramble it all up again put it back in the box and then a few months later put it together again!!!! OR... buy a new puzzle. The hard puzzles are impossible for me.. I think thats when I decided to be caught up in bicylce riding. I had bicylce race posters on my wall in my room and a book on how to train/trane(again English language!-train involves engine&trane is what a bride trails behind her dress!-training without -ing is train but thats the engine thing again!) to ride long distances 'cause I thought I wanted to ride across America someday for a charity. I rode 60 miles in one day and that was that! I admire people that can ride 100 miles a day for months! But that's after a lot of training... but you have to have the drive to train.. get yourself there.
Hi Ellen,
Happy Tax Day.
And to all, 18,000 newly legally married (California),Same-Sex Couples, with your marriage tax exemption.
Ellen and Portia,
(Tomorrow:Thursday,April 16th.)
Happy 8th,month of your Wedding Anniversary.
Congratulations.
Tonight Fans:
AMERICA LOVES,"BETTER OFF TED,"on ABC,at 8:30pm.ET/PT.
Ellen&Staff,have a great day.
I'll see ya,'morrow.
Mama,BIG HUG and I Love you.
I Love you and Portia and TWO BIG HUGS.
Michele
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Hi Ellen, I think you are great. I have seen your comedy acts over the years, and you haven't changed a bit. I love your show and I do my best to watch it every day. Sometimes I don't get to watch due to helping my grandkids with homework and cooking dinner;but if I had it my way, which usually it doesn't work out that way, I would come and watch your show live all the time. God Bless you and Portia and may you have a long anf happy life together. Thank you for all you do for others, and animals also.
Posted by Robin Pruitt | April 15, 2009 8:42 PM