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As part of her 1,000th show celebration, Ellen has begun giving away $1,000 a day! Don't miss this clip as Ellen asks everyone in her audience to stand up -- and then whittles down the crowd until there's just one winner remaining!
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It's been awhile, but Ellen had another hilarious phone conversation with her good friend, Gladys, on Tuesday. Watch as Gladys weighs in on everything from Ellen's 1,000th episode to her future appearance on the cover of "O"!
Gladys has been an Ellen Show favorite for quite some time, and you can watch all of her best moments by clicking here!
Everybody's favorite Solar System expert is back in a complete interview that's uncut for the web! This time, Brandt updates Ellen on his hamster, an asteroid and his 27-year-old girlfriend, Leslie!
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Hello hello,
It was a lazy weekend for the cat. He just ate, drank and sat around.
Here's what happened:
9:55 PM: Smokey arrives, drinks, and eats.
11:30 PM: He eats, then drinks.
2:43 AM: He sits under the coffee table for a little bit, then eats and drinks, then sits underneath the cat condo, goes back for another bite, and leaves.
6:00 AM: He drinks water and eats.
Woot.
-Joe
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When the "American Idol" judges saved a contestant a couple of weeks ago, that meant that next time, two of them would be sent home. When the votes were all counted, 21-year-old Anoop Desai and 23-year-old Lil Rounds became the latest contestants to be eliminated.
Anoop, a Chapel Hill, North Carolina native, had consistently impressed the judges throughout his time on the show. Kara DioGuardi once told him that his song "sounded like it could be on the radio." Lil Rounds was also a judges' favorite at first, until she fell a bit out of favor with Simon in the later shows. The Memphis resident and mother of three is nevertheless a likely candidate to have a bright future as a singer.
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Hello All!
I think the cat is starting to get over his fear of the cat condo. He's finally at least considering it...
Here's what happened:
7:40 PM: The cat arrives, eats, and drinks.
1:32 AM: The cat eats.
3:00 AM: The cat drinks, then goes and sits underneath the cat condo. He looks up at the first level of the condo, then over at the coffee table, then he looks back at the condo. He then jumps up on the table and sniffs the flowers. Then he turns around, sits down on top of the table, and just stares at the condo. I think he's just daring the mice toys to mess with him, I'm pretty sure he doesn't yet realize they are inanimate. After a minute or two, he leaves.
5:25 AM: The cat eats.
That's all for today!
-Joe
Hello All,
It wasn't just Smokey, we had a nice surprise appearance on the Cat Cam last night! I believe the technical name of the species is Executivus Producerus, as well as her daughter Sarah Is Adorableus. Those are the scientific names. I swear.
Here's the log:
7:15 PM: Mary Connelly and Sarah walk around home base. Oh, hey Mary! *waves back* Sarah then pokes around the Cat Condo. The cat does not appear. Neither Mary nor Sarah eat or drink water.
8:00 PM: The cat arrives, eats, then pokes around the base of the condo. He then returns to drink some water and leaves.
9:14 PM: The cat eats.
10:49 PM: The cat eats and drinks.
5:42 AM: The cat eats.
6:40 AM: The cat eats.
That's all!
-Joe
Hello All,
I really hope our guests today aren't allergic to cats, because our little buddy was rolling all over the place last night. It's got to be cat hair galore on the stage right now.
Here's what happened:
7:45 PM: The cat arrives, eats, wanders around the stage for a while, eats some more, goes to the cat condo, stretches up to peek at the first level, then goes back to the food and eats and drinks before leaving.
8:30 PM: The cat returns, eats and drinks.
10:15 PM: The cat eats, drinks, then flops to the ground and rolls around for a while in front of the guest chair. He then repositions to base of the cat condo and rolls around some more, then leaves.
5:35 PM: The cat drinks and eats.
There you have it. Go in peace.
-Joe
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Good morning,
I'm not going to lie, the cat was a bit of a wack-a-doo last night.
Here's what happened:
7:30 PM: The cat arrives and eats. He then jumps on the coffee table and while I can't say for sure, I'm pretty sure he starts eating the flowers a little. If not eating, he at least inspects them closely. He then jumps down immediately and starts eating the cat food again because I'm sure he discovered that flowers just aren't as delicious as HALO™ Brand Pet Food.
9:20 PM: The cat flops down behind the guest chair and rubs his face on the ground. Why not?
9:25 PM: The cat eats (pet food, not the flowers) and drinks Ellen water.
9:52 PM: The cat eats.
11:00 PM: The cat eats and then pokes around the base of the cat condo.
6:50 AM: The cat arrives for an early morning drink, then eats.
-Joe
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It's cat time!
The cat showed up a bunch of times last night. I'm not sure what's going on though, after weeks of drinking Ellen Water exclusively, Smokey started drinking the regular water again. I think he may be in his angsty teen rebellion phase.
Here's the dealio...
8:45 PM: Smokey arrives, eats and drinks Ellen water.
9:15 PM: He returns and drinks regular water.
1:30 AM: He eats and drinks regular water.
2:30 AM: He eats and drinks Ellen water.
6:20 AM: He eats and drinks regular water.
That's all for today!
-Joe
I don't know if you heard about this story of an 11-year-old boy in Springfield, Mass. who was bullied at school. His mother says they called him "gay" and told him he "acts like a girl." Carl Walker-Hoover could only take it for so long. And last week he took his own life. It's heartbreaking. And it shouldn't be happening.
I think as parents, as educators, as adults -- we all need to find a way to stop this kind of tragedy. There should be zero tolerance for any kind of behavior that can lead to something like this. We need to let every kid know that they're special in their own way.
At risk kids can find help at the Trevor Helpline. It's open 24 hours a day and kids can call and talk to someone who can really help.
Carl is not the first to take his life over constant name-calling and ridicule. But why can't we find a way to make him the last?
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Who is excited for today's cat update?
He showed up twice last night. More of the usual eating and drinking. The second time he came, he poked around the base of the Cat Condo for a few minutes. I think he was just bored and looking for a little leftover catnip to spice things up, if you know what I mean... *wink*.
Here's what happened:
7:40 PM: He shows up, drinks the Ellen water, and eats.
4:50 AM: He goes to the base of the Cat Condo, sniffs around for a while, then grooms himself for a bit. Then he went to the food, ate a little, and left.
That's all, cat enthusiasts!
-Joe
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G'morning!
Someone turned out some of the lights, so the stage was a little dark and moody this weekend. I thought the cat might take the opportunity to engage in some shenanigans while he lurked around in the darkness. Turns out, he just ate and drank.
Here's what happened:
7:30 PM: The cat arrives and eats.
8:40 PM: The cat comes back and eats again.
9:50 PM: The cat drinks Ellen water, then sits on the step and grooms himself (all while staying in frame... what a ham!), then eats again.
3:42 AM The cat eats.
That's all, cat enthusiasts!
-Joe
Hello all,
You won't guess what the cat did last night. Unless you guess eating and drinking, in which case you'd guess exactly what the cat did last night.
Here are the haps...
6:05 PM: The cat arrives and eats.
6:15 PM: The cat eats and drinks Ellen water.
3:30 AM: The cat eats and drinks Ellen water.
6:00 AM: The cat drinks Ellen water and eats.
That's all!
-Joe
Hello All,
The cat seems to be getting curious about the condo again. I think he's finally getting over his irrational fear of mouse-shaped toys tied to elastic strings.
Here's what happened:
8:30 PM: The cat arrives, eats food, and drinks Ellen water.
10:00 PM: The cat eats.
10:45 PM: The cat eats again.
10:50 PM: The cat walks to the bottom of the cat condo and starts sniffing around. He then looks up at Level 1 of the cat condo for a little bit. He is about to walk away, but quickly stretches up to peek over the ledge. He then starts to walk away, looks back up and then leaves.
1:40 AM: The cat drinks Ellen water, eats, drinks more Ellen water and leaves.
That's all!
-Joe
Hey All,
Not much on the cat cam last night, just one appearance.
Approx 4:20 AM: The cat arrives, eats and drinks Ellen water.
That's about it.
I know it might be hard to go through the weekend without hearing about cats, so to ease the pain, I found this website for you: The Cat Fanciers' Association.
Feel free to visit it as much as you need over the weekend!
Joe
Ellen brought back one of everyone's favorite segments on Thursday -- Bad Paid For Photos! Don't miss this hilarious collection that includes a bug-eyed news reporter, a kid wearing his mom's glasses and, of course, some big '80s hair!
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