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Tuesday, January 13, 2009 • 1:00 PM • 
Ellen and Randy Jackson Play Matchmaker for Simon Cowell! RT @TheEllenShow
Simon is now a single man, and Ellen put her matchmaking skills to the test on Tuesday with help from her guest, Randy Jackson. Do any of Ellen's girlfriend suggestions make a good fit for the opinionated "American Idol" judge? Watch this video and then let us know what you think!
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ellen. Iblove yr show. U make me laugh so much. Thank God!!!!! 2yrs. Ago I lost my sister. The first person that was taken out of my life at such a young age. And I am lost. Just lost I am trying so hard to be a better person. My dad was a abusive man mostly mental abuse but I was the oldest and tried so hard to protect my brother and sister. But when she died I hurt. So bad have u ever felt that deep down in yr belly hurt? I think it's the the hardest thing I ever went though. I have gained 60lbs and I hate to leave the house. But the one that. Makes me happy is yr show. Thank u. I thank god for the wonderful and happy person u r. Thanks Serena
Ok, all of these women are saying Simon should date me..... Whatever, he sees beautiful women everyday and could probably date any of them!! He will surely meet the right woman on his own.......
I think Simon Cowell is the greatest. And he makes the show. If he wasn't on it I certainly wouldn't watch it anymore. He tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat anything. If they aren't any good he says it to them. That's the way it should be. Thanks for a great show Ellen.
Inee
Ellen,
OH, MY GOSH !! I PROMISE, I WOULD BE A TERRIFIC CANDIDATE TO HAVE A FABULOUS DATE WITH SIMON!! I AM 62,BUT NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME... AND I CERTAINLY DON'T BEHAVE LIKE IT :) I REALLY HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND MY SONS AND THEIR WIVES HAVE ENCOURAGED ME TO BEGIN DATING AGAIN.I HAVE BEEN A WIDOW FOR 7 YRS.SO FAR I HAVE SAID "NO THANK YOU..NOT INTERESTED " EVEN FOR LUNCH. BUT FOR A DATE WITH SIMON...WOW...FOR HIM...I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION!! MY FRIENDS WOULD BE CHEERING ME ON IF THEY KNEW I'D EVEN WRITTEN TO MEET SIMON !THEY KNOW HOW MUCH I "ADMIRE HIM" AND LOVE IDOL. I WAS IN THE AUDIENCE OF THE JORDAN SPARKS AND BLAKE LEWIS FINALE..I AM A MAJOR IDOL FAN, BUT SIMON IS THE ONE..HE MAKES IT HAPPEN. PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME....I WILL GLADLY SEND YOU PHOTOS...OH, YES, AND SIMON...YOU AND I SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY !!! OCTOBER 7TH!!! GIVE MAKE ME A CALL, ELLEN, HOW FUN TO HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET THE BRITISH BAD BOY...GO AHEAD ELLEN AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!! WE WOULD HAVE A BLAST !!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY...SINCERELY, LEE ANN GALBREATH
Hi Ellen,
I watched your show with Randy Jackson and also tonight's American Idol. What really gets me is when Simon says something nasty, Randy starts laughing and then I start laughing. Randy has such a contagious laugh that it's impossible not to laugh with him. I know Randy is not trying to be mean but I think it's plain to see that he cannot help himself. I don't take the contestants seriously that make fools of themselves. I admire the ones that take their talent and run with it. I am so happy that the show started again because 2nd to you, I can't wait to watch it.
Thanks for bringing continued entertainment. You and your show are a great joy to watch.
Arlene
that's my boy..I just adore him if he stops doing the show you are going to have a lot of viewers lose interest in the show, simon is the foundation of that show. love you simon....
I agree with one other comment....Where can I sign up to try to win the 12 Days of Giveaways?????? Also I emailed you about a special "Ellen" audience. What do you think?
you know.. I'm sure he's a beautiful man and the right woman will come to him! Law of attraction!!!!
Ellen,
I can help!! Forget Joan, (although a great suggestion) I'm your girl. I've always had a crush on the bad boy @#%hole. (After all I was married to an airline pilot.) I digress...
I hadn't heard the news before today, but am ready to help you and Randy out. Call me!
Karen
I don't get to watch your show often. Don't have TiVo and wouldn't have time if I did (I am raising my 4 yr old grandson and there is not a lot of time for TV. He's very active and very busy...have to stay on my toes.) But I did catch it yesterday (Monday, 1-12-09) and I loved it. The little violinist was amazing. I would love to catch your show with Dustin Hoffman...I think he is AMAZING. Many years ago, I went to the theater to see "Tootsie" three times...AMAZING! Keep up the good work...You are AMAZING, also!!
Okay Simon Cowell seems to me like a very reserved guy when he is not doing "Idol". He needs someone that loves him for who he is. I say Paula FOR HIM ALSO.
I think Simon definitely needs some help, and I'm glad you and Randy have taken up the task.
Just forget everyone else, though, Ellen and Randy. I'M the match that Simon Cowell needs! As a creative 56-yr-old single woman with no baggage, he really should take a look - or two or three - in my direction! And I'm prettier than Joan Rivers. LOL
And I turned down the sound - it gave the interview a whole new direction...
Hello Ellen I just watched the segment with America's biggest loser winner MICHELLE AGUILAR, She made a comment that turned the light bulb on for me I am extremely obese, over 400 lbs. I really use weight as a protection to keep people away from me. Great segment and a motivation as well.
LMAO ..OMG..I WOULD LOVE TO SPENT JUST ONE WEEK WITH SIMON, AND MY HUSBAND WOULD LET ME ,JUST SO I COULD KICK HIS A$$,AFTER ONE WEEK WITH ME HE WOULD LOOK AT WOMEN THUR DIFFERENT EYES (PROBABLY BLACK)HAHA YOU SHOULD NAME A ELLEN GAME AFTER HIM..LIKE ...PIN THE TAIL ON THE A$$...AS ALWAYS LOVE PENNY JO
Speaking of keepin it real, I'm the perfect woman for Simon. I can dish it out just like Simon, but I can take it more gracefully. Simon and I would make an incredibly interesting couple, so let's get the introduction on! Come on, Ellen...help a woman out!
Hi Ellen:
My daughter and I just love your show we were watching and saw that both you and Randy are trying to set Simon up. I think that's great, I don't think that Simon is opinionated I just believe that he keeps it real, he is just to cute. Oh and by the way it is such a great thing you did by choosing Tony to go and see President Elect Obama.
yours truly;
Christine
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I saw your show whe guest Simon Cowell was on and I gotta tell you Simon needs my help!Im a strong,beautiful,cynical,sarcastic,funny,talented,single...HAIRSTYLIST!!!Iam presently looking for something new in my life and lets face it you have to be nuts to want this job and doing his hair would be an asset lol lol!!!
Anyway I remember the day Jeannie got her job by writing to you so I thought what the hell maybe I could get you to throw my offer towards the big guy...I could look at that every day lol he's hot he doesn't have to talk!!!!
Love you ellen!
Sincerely
Kristine Griffith
Posted by Kristine Griffith | May 25, 2010 2:42 PM