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30 Seconds to Air | Tuesday, January 27, 2009 | 2:12 PM

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There has never been a container of liquor that Ellen couldn't penetrate.

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Posted by Mepsldqg | June 22, 2009 7:51 AM

There has never been a container of oil that Ellen couldn't penetrate.

You remind me of a weightlifter the way you are standing. Me thinks you have tried tai chi.

Posted by Donald Duck of Rehab County | January 28, 2009 9:29 AM

Ellen=Savior

a few of us girls at my office watch your show EVERYdamnDAY on our lunch hour at work. you are my/our saving grace..


hope you had a kickass birthday.
ellen style.

we love you!

Posted by megan | January 28, 2009 9:07 AM

I love the masks with the eyes contestants wear during contest you are having. My partner wears a mask at night to sleep and I would love to make her look even more ridiculous!! Any chance of selling them on your website???

Posted by Melissa | January 28, 2009 8:46 AM

Thank you Ellen!!!
You have finally help me to decide what monument i want for my son grave ??? Its the barrel of Whiskey!!! Its him so much,,,He would have been 34 today 01/28/75 .He died 8 yrs ago swin at a beer party and no one new he was gone,, We all new his probleun and try too deny it and then we cane too terms we it .But when u roll that barrel out yesterday show I call my daughter and ask her?? She pause and started laughing and said yes thats it. Just call around and cant find a mounment in the shape of a barrel so going to have to be creative?? but thank you again today feels better because of you.
thank you
Nathan Mires Mother
cindy chipps

Posted by cindy chipps | January 28, 2009 7:16 AM

Hi Ellen,

I suffer from depression most times, but you make me laugh and I appreciate that. I like that you're a natural and dont put on any airs and graces, and without any crass humour either, nice and refreshing. Hope to see you down under.

Tracy
Australia

Posted by Tracy | January 28, 2009 1:43 AM

i stayed home all day today....... dont want to go out because then will feel over tired again.......... still trying to feel more 'comfort' at home........ when i was over active outdoor, wasnt able to feel 'comfort' for so long....... now better, but still not enough....... so i'll stay home more, so can increase more 'comfort'....... that's been my problem for so long........

for normal people feeling comfort is just natural...... for me is so difficult..... funny right!

i didnt watch in the afternoon today..... i donno how to deal with my son and..... maybe i'll try tommorrow... do i have to watch everyday.....

Posted by Anonymous | January 28, 2009 12:21 AM

Ellen,

Happy Belated Birthday, I missed your show Monday, I had my two grandchildren Samantha 3 yrs. old, and Jacob 6 months old, for some reason Sammie wants to watch Spongbob, someday I may be able to change her ways. At 61 yrs old you are too tired to argue, by 3 p.m. est time you will do anything to get some rest. Now I know why you have childern while you're young (staminia)again Happy Birthday

Posted by Barbara Beaulieu | January 27, 2009 9:28 PM

Happy "B"Day Ellen, caught the last half of your show this afternoon....what a lucky break! Hey...you may need to have the name of a good dentist after chewing on the liquor barrel! Take care and have a WONDERFUL YEAR!
Love, Pam

Posted by Pam Harrington | January 27, 2009 7:47 PM

Hey ellen,

Hope u enjoyed ur birthday! You should turn that jack into some good old aussie Bundaberg rum as ur birthday is on Australia day.

Lots of Love
Chloe

PS When are you going to come down under?

Posted by Chloe Davies | January 27, 2009 7:04 PM

Hi Ellen! JuneBug was correct. You had a whiskey bottle the other day when you were reenacting from QVC how people just appear and can do anything. Hopefully, at 51 your memory is starting to slip. Just joking! Question: you bring so much laughter to us - who brings laughter to you? You deserve a lot. Love you, Ellen. Keep up the excellent work!

Posted by Pattie Tome | January 27, 2009 5:49 PM

Watched your Tuesday show and June Bug was my mothers nick name. She has passed but I was
reminded how much I miss her. Today which is Tuesday the 27th is my husband and my 27th wedding anniversary. What a big keg of whiskey.
My husband laughed and said she probably won't get
thru that keg for a long while.
We live in Wisconsin also. It's nice to see people from this neck of the wood
June Bug made me laugh also when she said damned
We love watching the show.

Posted by Karen Lemanski | January 27, 2009 5:40 PM

Oh, no I Fogot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you.

Posted by Jim Deary | January 27, 2009 5:31 PM

Think you need a BIG straw!

Posted by Diane Hodges | January 27, 2009 5:30 PM

Ellen, I absolutely love you. Happy belated Birthday. When I was at work I changed my afternoon break so I could watch part of your chow. Now that I'm unemployed, I don't have to worry about that. Jobs are tough out there. Keep up the great work. It brightens all of our days. Jane

Posted by Jane | January 27, 2009 4:35 PM

I just watched your birthday episode (thank God for DVR) and I must say for someone who has just turned 51 you sure look good. I just recently started watching your show and I must say when I get home from work I grab the remote and it the DVR button click on your show and start laughing please keep up the great show and keep me laughing I work for Hospice and I need a good laugh when I get home. Thank You Ellen and Happy Birthday

Posted by sharon morris | January 27, 2009 4:35 PM

Hi Ellen,
I would like to say as well that this show should be open for canadians too..because it's true that you have lots of fans here too!! I Love your show so much and it is my dream to go and see it one day and of course you!! I will never stop watching you!! You are simply the BEST!!!

Love you lots

Posted by Michaela Harmaniakova | January 27, 2009 3:49 PM

Dear Ellen,

First of all, Ellen you're great! I love your show, and you are a beautiful, inspiration and compassionate woman, who brings such joy into the lives of others, including myself.
On January 20, 2009 I watched (televised) as Mr. Obama became our 1st African- American President of the U.S.A., for the fisrt time in my thirty- three years alive, I felt American pride. It was truely a glorious day. I watched as Mr. and Mrs. President Obama got out of their secured SUV and walked down the street, and waved to the crowds, which really showed honor, but was a risky move. As the President and his wife walked, I couldn't help but notice one of President Obama's bodyguards...........He was gorgoeus! There were about 6 agents/ bodyguards. The one that caught my attention was the youthful, tall, bald and caucasian male.........He can be my Superman anytime! If you ever want to play match- maker (hint, hint), I'm only an email away.
Happy Birthday Ellen, and keep dancing!

Sincerely,

Single in Sarasota, Florida

Posted by Single in Sarasota, Florida | January 27, 2009 3:38 PM

i'm going to go offline soon now.....

hi........ i want to tell u...... i'm happy can understand u more...........
and i'm happy i'm much less over active..... so i can 'love'........ i'm happy about that.......

yeah and not forget to care for peopl in general as well......... heheee

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2009 3:38 PM

HI ELLEN,

SORRY THAT I AM A DAY IN WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS FANTASTIC BECAUSE DESERVE IT. I MISSED YOUR SHOW YESTERDAY SO I COULDN'T JOIN IN ON THE CELEBRATION. MY DENTIST DIDN'T HAVE A TV IN HIS OFFICE AND I FORGOT TO TAPE IT. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE 51. YOU LOOK MUCH YOUNGER. I LOVE YOUR SHOW. SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

A VERY LOYAL FAN,
BERNADETTE

Posted by bernadette damiani | January 27, 2009 3:33 PM

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