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Ellen's Horoscope | Thursday, December 4, 2008 | 9:00 AM

Ellen's Holiday Horoscopes Are Here!

Ellen has returned to her second job as a part-time fortuneteller -- just in time for the holidays! Click right here to see your Holiday Horoscope, and keep in mind that, so far, Ellen's predictions have been 99.9% accurate.*


*Though our margin of error is so high, it's incalculable.

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Hi Ellen

My Birthday is January 27th, the day after yours!! Is Allison OK? Did she go into labor? I hope she is OK.

Wanda

Posted by Wanda | December 4, 2008 5:42 PM

Hi Elle:

That's what my dad calls u. He's afraid to call me when u're on. Thou once in awhile he does it just to see if i answer. I always call him the minute u're off.

Luv u're show. Luv u. Luv my dad!

I lit a candle when u got married. U both looked absolutely beautiful on u're wedding day.

I am so excited to think u may actually see this.

Ciao: lynnie

Posted by lynn hendsbee | December 4, 2008 5:06 PM

OOOOOHHHHH My God! How quick was that. Yes. I did see my note posted. Silly me, that was soooo simple to do. so what the heck happened a few days ago when I wrote in....ok now everybody can laugh......LOL.. Love ya all, yolanda

Posted by yolanda brown | December 4, 2008 4:32 PM

THANKS FOR THE HOROSCOPE. IM TAKING YOUR ADVICE AND HAVING A HOLIDAY DRINK. ITS JUST ASHAME IVE BEEN DRINKING SINCE SAINT PATTY'S DAY. I KNOW WHAT MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS NOW.

HAVE A BLESSED HOLIDAY SEASON TO ALL!!
BE SAFE DRINKERS AND DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.

TAMIKA D.
PLEASANTVILLE NJ

Posted by TAMIKA DIAZ | December 4, 2008 4:09 PM

Hi Ellen,

I just wanted to take a moment to wish you and Portia a very Merry Christmas. May all of your wishes and dreams come true! And, don't forget, Santa's watching you!!! lol

Have a great one!

Love,
Valarie

Posted by Valarie | December 4, 2008 3:30 PM

ELLEN , YOU ARE SUCH AN UPLIFT TO SUCH A CRAZY WORLD!!! I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU RECEIVE AS MUCH LOVE IN YOUR LIFE AS YOU GIVE TO OTHERS.****** thanks for all the laughs.god bless you and your loved ones. never change we love you.

Posted by cynthia | December 4, 2008 2:53 PM

Hi Ellen, I wanted to let yuou know I love your show,and the favorite part is when you get down to the music and go into the crowd. I even get up ,and the living and dance with you.And I have fun,because my grandkids think I'm crazy. They both are four and the other is three.I hate to say this,but they want get nothing from grandma this year.I lost my job today and last month my husband left,my son that was suppose to heip with the bills lost his job also.I wasnt working much ,but one are two days a week. I'm waiting to hear from the social security. I've been helping the Salvation Army to rise money for the needy.Now I'm one of the needys.I can't do much anymore,because I used to help the Sal. Army six days a week. This was my third year to help,will god knows my need and I want to thank you for the things you,ve done for others.Maybe one of these days I can come to your show and see you in person. Your Friend. dancing grandma,Linda

Posted by Linda Haskins | December 4, 2008 2:30 PM

Hi Ellen,

I'm a Pisces like your friend, Wanda Sykes same month,same day, different years.My year is 1959.

Ellen,I like my horoscope and I think I'll try your way of eggnog, by eliminating the eggs.To be honest, I wouldn't of thought of it.Thanks for the idea.

Ellen,I'll write ya and see ya tomorrow.

Ellen,give your mom a hug from me,love you mama.

Love you,and Portia,
Michele

Posted by Michele Arbour | December 4, 2008 1:46 PM

HIYAH ELLEN ....HOW ARE YOU ...WELL I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ONE FANTASTIC LADY !!! I THINK YOUR SHOW IS GREAT ...I TRY TO WATCH YOU EVERY TIME IM OFF DURING THE DAY ....I USUALLY WORK 10-P TO 6AM ....AT UNITED DAIRY FARMERS ..ITS A CONVIENENT STORE AND SOME HAVE GAS PUMPS ....IM 54 YRS OLD AND IM A RECENT WIDOW ...THIS HAS BEEN A WEIRD YEAR ...AND FINANCIALLY SO ALSO ...MY DAUGHTER AND HER 7 CHILDREN ARE IN NORTH CAROLINA ...HER HUSBAND IS DISABLED AND SHE IS REALLY STRUGGLING NOW . I WAS WANTING TO KNOW IF YOU COULD HELP THEM HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR SINCE I CANT AFFORD TO BE WITH THEM ..IM A SHIFT LEADER AT UDF ..MY TAKE HOME PAY IS ONLY 264 . A WEEK ..I WOULD APPRECIATE AYTHING AT ALL MY MORTGAGE ON MY HOME WAS NOT PAID BECAUSE OF STATE FARM SWITCHING HOMEOWNERS (HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD WHEN MY HUSBAND GOT SICK ) I WANT NOTHING FOR MY SELF JUST SOME PEACE OF MIND MY LATE HUSBAND LOVED YOU ALSO ..THATS WHY I THOUGHT I WOULD ASK ..I WAS ALWAYS TOLD IT NEVER HURTS TO ASK ....MY MORTGAGE IS 464. A MONTH ..IM SO SCARED IM GONNA LOSE MY HOME WHICH IS WHY IM ASKING FOR THE CHILDREN AND IF YOU CANT I WILL UNDERSTAND ...SO MANY AMERICANS HURTING NOWADAYS ....MY WIDOWS PENSION I WONT RECEIVE TILL IM 60 YRS OLD.THATS JUST THE LAW I GUESS ...MY DAUGHTER ALSO WORKS AT A CONVENIENT GAS STATION IN SMITHFIELD NORTH CAROLINA ...SHE WORKS SO HARD ELLEN ...I DONT WANT HER TO STRUGGLE LIKE I DID ....AND AM DOING ..PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME ...IT WILL BE ONE YEAR SINCE MY HUSBAND PASSED AWAY ON DECEMBER 13TH OF 2007 ...WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN HELP .. ILL STILL WATCH YOU CAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE A HUGE HEART AND BRING SUCH EXCITEMENT TO THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD ..I WISH ALL THE LOVE YOU NEED AND CONTINUED SUCCESS ...MRS.BELINDA GUNN 12-04-08

Posted by BELINDA GUNN | December 4, 2008 1:09 PM

Ellen you Rock!!! my boss is not here so i get 2 watch ur show 2day & 2moro! yaaaaaay!!! ur da best and hilirious!! mwa! luv ya!!!

Wishing you and your wife and family a Merry Christmas and may the new year bring you and your crew lots of happines and good health.

-Elizabeth frm DC/MD-

Posted by Elizabeth | December 4, 2008 1:05 PM

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, EVEN WHEN I AM FEELING A LITTLE LOW I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE

Posted by TAMMY BANGOURA | December 4, 2008 12:59 PM

Hi Ellen

You are so right about December Birthdays. I still remember the one where they stuck a candle on a piece of pie because I had already received everything I was gonna get.

These days aren't much better, in addition to getting a year older I get to pay for what my Husband bought me (he earns the money, I pay the bills). How fun is that?

Posted by Glenda Addison | December 4, 2008 12:26 PM

ELLEN. I AM SO SORRY YOUR PREDICTION FOR MY HOROSCOPE DID NOT COME CLOSE. IF I WORKED THEN I AM SURE IT WOULD BE TRUE. EVEN SO I HAVE HAD SOME PICTURES OF ME COEM UP LATLEY THAT ARE NO SO COMFORTING TO SEE, SO IN THAT AREA YOU ARE CORRECT.

Posted by MARCI | December 4, 2008 12:21 PM

Hi Ellen

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Thanks Ellen

Laid-off mom in Philadelphia

Posted by MICHELLE | December 4, 2008 11:50 AM

I just enjoy watching your show.. Love when you sport-jackets that you sport, Your Wedding picture are off the hook(yeah)
I'm Aquarius
your friend

Kathleen Mcneil-DC

Happy Holidays!

Posted by kathleen mcneil | December 4, 2008 11:04 AM

Hi Ellen,
Just wanted to stop by and say I am really really excited to watch your show today for the 1st day of the 12 days of giveaways. You are gonna Bless so many people this holiday season. I (Pray) you call me and invite me to be on your show for one of the 12 days of giveaway shows. I hope you have a Very Merry Christmas with your (WIFE) Porcha and a Happy New Year.

Posted by Tina | December 4, 2008 10:32 AM

Hello Ellen

I have been watching your shoe since you've been on the air. I truly wish I could be in your audience when you give things away. The show that you gave the little boy all those Star Wars gifts I could only imagine how that must have felt. I have lost everything I own and right now I am living with my daughter. My gift is that I wish you would bless me. Anyway Merry Xmas and Happy New Year

Betty

Posted by Betty Dampier | December 4, 2008 10:27 AM

hello Ellen.
I was watching your show this morring and it looked like Allison was going in to labor I hope she is ok you ended your show with out giving her her gift or leting us know if she was ok .please let us know if she is ok. thank you for giving me the opportunity to when the 12 days of christmas. i have never won anything so maybe youll be my lucky charm love you and your show.merry christmas to you and your wife love your fan leeann

Posted by leeann clancy | December 4, 2008 10:04 AM

Hi Ellen, I am a pisces and your horoscope is spot on. I tried egg nog without all that stuff all that was left was the rum, and your right it was good, had to go back for seconds. Love that you make me laugh! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Deb

Posted by debbie | December 4, 2008 9:26 AM

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