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I LOVE JARRETT ARTHUR!!!!!
JeNnA

the last part was one of the funniest things i have ever seen!!!!!!!!

Question suggestions for Chris Mathews:

Do you think that women should be allowed to run for high office in the United States?
Do you think that journalism should include campaigning for your favorite candidate?
How does General Electric's ownership of MSNBC influnence MSNBC's promotion of Barak Obama?
Why don't you report on General Electric's dealings with Iran?
If you run for the US Senate will Keith Olberman want you to take Alyson Schwartz into a room and have only you come out?
What did your mother do to you?

Some questions for you to ask Chris Matthews:

Why does Chris feel that he must interrupt and comment on women’s appearances?

Why is he so obsessed with Senator Clinton?

What is that tingle up his leg thing?

What is his view of journalistic ethics and media bias?

Why is it his duty as a news opinion-meister to help make the Obama administration successful, as he has stated?

Is he going to run for the Senate in PA?

Does he think women can stop him?

Hellooooooooooo,

You are sooooooooooooooooooooo funny, alway managed to make me laugh. Magic:)

love
Nadia

Oh Ellen!! That was TOO funny, my dog gets so irritated when I laugh at your killing jokes!

XXOO

Get up offa that thing and dance till you feel better...My honey, my baby...don't put my love up on no shelf, don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself..Chris Mathews!! Thanks for all the love and laughs..keep up the good work Ellen!

LOL u r sooo funny i love it!!!!!!!!!!!

hey ellen,
i watch ur show frm india quite regularly
n i completely love your sense of humour.
and the way you dance
u r "JHAKAAS" ( IN HINDI LANGUAGE IT MEANS U R AMAZING :D)

LOTS OF LOVE, and STRANGLING HUGS ,
apoorva kamat

i think you would be perfect to go on Dancing with the Stars - and I'm sure all of your fans would agree!

WHy are all these people going so crazy over prop 8? What's up with all the riots? Aren't they acting like wild savages just because they are unhappy? What will they do next if they do not get they every whim & wish?

RULE # 1. Due to the high volume of ticket requests, parties are only permitted to submit and attend one taping per season. If our staff or crew recognizes you as a repeat guest, you will be denied at the gate. Please do not send multiple requests or apply under a different name.

Starting on the day Dec 1st became avalaiable I checked my computer to look for whem dec 17th became avalaiable. Today Dec 18th became avaliable . I then cheked eveyone 1 to 5 minutes for Dec 15 thru the 17th to come up sitting in my bed waiting. From 10 am intel 7:18 p.m all dates saie sold out. while waiting wathching your show you gave all audeince members tickets to come back again in the same season .I GUESS RULES DOESN'T MATTER!!! THIS IS NOT FARE TO ALL YOUR LOVING AND SUPPORTING FANS TRYING TO GET JUST A CHNAGE TO GET ON.

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hola ellen que buen programa.....

I think I've been watching too much Ellen lately because I had a dream the other day.. not like Martin Luther King Jr's dream.. but a dream.. and you were in it. Funny show. Keep dancing.

HELLO ELLEN......YOU I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A KEEN LOVER OF YOUR SHOW ALL THE WHILE IN NIGERIA UNTIL NOW THAT IM ARRIVED THE UNITED STATES AMERICA AS AN IMMIGRANT CITIZEN........ILL LOVE TO BE ON YOUR SHOW ASAP AND 2347 OAK GLENN CIRCLE,DULUTH, 30096 GEORGIA.......I CANT WAIT TO BE ON YOUR SHOW AND MEET YOU IN PERSON...........IM INTRESTED IN BECOMING A MODEL AND ALSO A MUSICAL ARTIST.........THANK YOU VERY MUCH AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.THANKS
FROM KELVIN PRINCE TUNDE AMORIGHOYE

ok.. your right.. I laughed A LOT! and then cried a little :) Seriously.. I did laugh a lot at the Chris going down if he tries anything self defense skit! "No Chris Mathews ... NO!!" Was that Jim Carey????

I took a defense course.. I got a coupon... 3 free days. I learned the palm punch and the karate punch,kick, and knee kick. A girls gotta know how to defend herself!!! Balance is important!

HEY!!!!

Ellen & crew: I just love the Ellen Degeneres SHOW!!!!!!!

I like that your intern won a car on the Price Is Right! When she called the #1 and it won her the car.. oh the suspense!! That's really COOL!!!! This is one thing I forgot to do while in Burbank. It was on my list but I was sooo excited and well.. the thought left me. My #1 priority was to see Ellen and I did.. for a second literally!!! LOL It was still COOL! I was in the riff raff room!!!! dancin my little heart out! LOL I had fun FUN FUN!!! Then I did that so I thought I'd see Ellen's friend Jay over at The Tonight Show! Did that and was in the audience 5 rows up in line with guest chair!!! SO cool!!!! Then I was like.. now what... what do I do now. Then I forgot about Drew Carey.. of which.. I love his sitcom The Drew Carey Show.. which is no more.. and of course another of Ellen's friends that I'm sure Ellen wouldn't mind me seeing!!! But I got homesick and I had seen Ellen And Jay. So after seeing today's Ellen.. I just remembered that I too think Price is Right would be a hoot!!! Just to be there if anything!!! Drew funny!!! Oh.. next time I'm in town. What I should do is make a better list. But of course... Ellen!! You'll be #1 again!!! Its you that brought me to Burbank.. well.. ok your right.. not totally.. it was Amtrack, a bus, another train.. and then another bus.. and then public transit!!! HEeee It was worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing your show today Ellen... brought back some of the excitement I felt on my trip!

ps.. I wanted to add that I like your shirt idea: CSI with chalk hand prints! LOL... TOO FUNNY!!!! I see that I've tapped into the cone bra idea! I knew we think alike sometimes. :)

:)

Sincerely!!!!!
A very HAPPY FAN!!!!!

Ellen... I love your show!!!! SOOO GOOD! Spectacular!!! I like when the intern went up the steps and high fived all of the people that won a day for the 12 giveaways!! I felt her excitement!!!!

I LIKE IT!!! You can't hide that!
I teared up and then I laughed a little too!!! SOOOO EXciting!! :)

I had to let you know you are the funniest person ever. I actually laugh out loud everytime I see you and Chris Matthews dancing; he tosses you to the side, HOW DARE HIM? Right? Also I love the Dennis Quaid scene in the coffee shop.

Thank you so much for making me laugh as well as cry with your guests like Emily Bahr.

I spend most of the day alone and when I watch your show I feel like a part of something, like a big party.

Thanks for all you do for others, you have a heart as big as outdoors.

Congrats also on your wedding, I realize it is a little late but wasn't sure how to post you messages until now.

You are the best!!