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Ellen Trains in Krav Maga to Fend Off Chris Matthews!

Ellen has been working hard to prepare herself for the return of newsman and groper, Chris Matthews. Check out this clip to watch Ellen practice her newly acquired Krav Maga skills on a substitute Chris!

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I am content with your work Thanks

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I LOVE JARRETT ARTHUR!!!!!
JeNnA

the last part was one of the funniest things i have ever seen!!!!!!!!

Question suggestions for Chris Mathews:

Do you think that women should be allowed to run for high office in the United States?
Do you think that journalism should include campaigning for your favorite candidate?
How does General Electric's ownership of MSNBC influnence MSNBC's promotion of Barak Obama?
Why don't you report on General Electric's dealings with Iran?
If you run for the US Senate will Keith Olberman want you to take Alyson Schwartz into a room and have only you come out?
What did your mother do to you?

Some questions for you to ask Chris Matthews:

Why does Chris feel that he must interrupt and comment on women’s appearances?

Why is he so obsessed with Senator Clinton?

What is that tingle up his leg thing?

What is his view of journalistic ethics and media bias?

Why is it his duty as a news opinion-meister to help make the Obama administration successful, as he has stated?

Is he going to run for the Senate in PA?

Does he think women can stop him?

Hellooooooooooo,

You are sooooooooooooooooooooo funny, alway managed to make me laugh. Magic:)

love
Nadia

Oh Ellen!! That was TOO funny, my dog gets so irritated when I laugh at your killing jokes!

XXOO


Get up offa that thing and dance till you feel better...My honey, my baby...don't put my love up on no shelf, don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself..Chris Mathews!! Thanks for all the love and laughs..keep up the good work Ellen!

LOL u r sooo funny i love it!!!!!!!!!!!

hey ellen,
i watch ur show frm india quite regularly
n i completely love your sense of humour.
and the way you dance
u r "JHAKAAS" ( IN HINDI LANGUAGE IT MEANS U R AMAZING :D)

LOTS OF LOVE, and STRANGLING HUGS ,
apoorva kamat

i think you would be perfect to go on Dancing with the Stars - and I'm sure all of your fans would agree!

WHy are all these people going so crazy over prop 8? What's up with all the riots? Aren't they acting like wild savages just because they are unhappy? What will they do next if they do not get they every whim & wish?

RULE # 1. Due to the high volume of ticket requests, parties are only permitted to submit and attend one taping per season. If our staff or crew recognizes you as a repeat guest, you will be denied at the gate. Please do not send multiple requests or apply under a different name.

Starting on the day Dec 1st became avalaiable I checked my computer to look for whem dec 17th became avalaiable. Today Dec 18th became avaliable . I then cheked eveyone 1 to 5 minutes for Dec 15 thru the 17th to come up sitting in my bed waiting. From 10 am intel 7:18 p.m all dates saie sold out. while waiting wathching your show you gave all audeince members tickets to come back again in the same season .I GUESS RULES DOESN'T MATTER!!! THIS IS NOT FARE TO ALL YOUR LOVING AND SUPPORTING FANS TRYING TO GET JUST A CHNAGE TO GET ON.

ellen aprendiste rapido defensa personal eso esta bien chao...

hola ellen que buen programa.....

I think I've been watching too much Ellen lately because I had a dream the other day.. not like Martin Luther King Jr's dream.. but a dream.. and you were in it. Funny show. Keep dancing.

HELLO ELLEN......YOU I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A KEEN LOVER OF YOUR SHOW ALL THE WHILE IN NIGERIA UNTIL NOW THAT IM ARRIVED THE UNITED STATES AMERICA AS AN IMMIGRANT CITIZEN........ILL LOVE TO BE ON YOUR SHOW ASAP AND 2347 OAK GLENN CIRCLE,DULUTH, 30096 GEORGIA.......I CANT WAIT TO BE ON YOUR SHOW AND MEET YOU IN PERSON...........IM INTRESTED IN BECOMING A MODEL AND ALSO A MUSICAL ARTIST.........THANK YOU VERY MUCH AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.THANKS
FROM KELVIN PRINCE TUNDE AMORIGHOYE


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