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Ellen's Horoscope | Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | 2:00 PM

October Horoscopes Have Arrived!

Due to popular demand, Ellen has once again unveiled her predictions for your future. Unlike most astrologers, Ellen makes her predictions using her own original scientific technique.* Click right here to see October Horoscopes.

*She pretty much just takes wild guesses. (patent pending)

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Dear Ellen DeGeneres,
Yes, I'm the persistent and probably annoying teen whose been sending you letters since last July regarding my novel, JUNE. It's wrong, I know- that I should fill your inbox with letter after letter seeking help. But when you want something so bad, you literally leave not a single stone unturned. And trust me when I say I’ve done virtually everything to publish my novel. Whether that be taking writing classes, revising my manuscript again and again, and staying after school with my English teacher… the list could go on!
Coming from a small town like Tinley Park, you don't often find kids or teens who are as ambitious and goal-orientated as myself. No one can really relate with what I’m going through. I've been working towards getting my novel published for almost four years now. Four years which have remained an almost constant and agonizing struggle. Not only do people underestimate my abilities as a teen author, but they don't believe I can make my dreams realities.
Ellen, I know you're not a publishing house, but if you could just allow me the help I need to make my dream a reality. This isn't for me, Ellen. It's for everyone who’s ever had a dream. I want to show people that no matter what they want, or where they come from, they can make their dreams realities as long as they dream BIG and dream always.
Please, Help
Maggie Mahar (Age 17)

Posted by Maggie Mahar | June 22, 2009 10:18 PM

are u a scropio

Posted by kim | May 5, 2009 9:18 AM

Hi Ellen. I am a huge fan of your show and your sense of humour. Keep up your good work and congratulations on your marriage to Portia. May you two live happily ever after.

Posted by Aminata | April 22, 2009 11:27 AM

Hi Ellen, I am soon going to 51, married for 23yrs. 2 kids a boy 21 and a girl 15. My husband is a parnoid skizophenic, which can be very hard to handle.I have MS,diabetic,sleep apnea, osteoartritis,to name a few things wrong with me, because of all of this plus money problems, the stress is nuts...... but everyday for 1 hour your show makes me laugh and forget about the stress...for that I thank you. Congrats on your marriage, I wish you all the best and plese keeps me laughing ;

your fan
Ellen from Moose Jaw,Saskatchewan, Canada

Posted by Ellie Richard | April 20, 2009 6:49 AM

I LOOOOVE your show. Now it comes on at the same time Regis&Kelly come on, Sorry Reg.

Posted by Lyndley | April 1, 2009 11:35 AM

i AM 61 YEARS OLD BEING TRYING TO WIN SNOWBOARD SO I CAN WIN ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY MY HANDICAPPED SON A CAR, COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME, IF YOU CAN KEEP ASKING to be on the o magazine and win just maybe good would let me win

Posted by GENEVA JOHNSON | March 24, 2009 12:38 PM

Me again....forgot to send my email incase you do reply to these messages.

I guess we all have a story to tell...


Take Care,

Inez

Posted by Inez Isbister | December 3, 2008 1:37 PM

Hello Ellen,

I just caught the end of your show today and was looking forward to telling you "MY STORY", but was disappointed that only residents of the good ole USA could apply....well, maybe one day very soon us CANADIANS can take part as well!! I believe we are a very large part of your t.v. viewers....still enjoy watching your show!!


All the best to you and your family this Christmas season.....:)

Inez Isbister
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Oh, just a small foot note, I did grow up in St. Louis, Mo...does this make me anymore eligible in entering your contest!! LOL


Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2008 1:32 PM

Well Ellen i must say you are a great guesser when it comes to the "stars" of astrology. My Knight is from a Rennie Fair. Well at least he likes Rennie Fairs. Who knew an outgoing person like me would end up with someone who really does like to wear armor and play with swords. The Best part of it all is that if i get mad i can just pick a sword up and hit him with it....well not literally but the thoughts have crossed my mind a few times. I love it Ellen keep the guessing up. I would rather read your horoscopes than any of the other well know astrologist. Hey Ellen...Keep on Keepin On Girl...Love Your Work....
Sincerly,
"Honeybee" with a heartofgold
Melissa

Posted by Melissa | December 1, 2008 8:05 PM

hola ellen soy una fiel admiradora tuya te escribo desde el pais colombia para que por si algun dia vienes a visitarnos pero se que no es asi, me gustaria que me contestaras este email saber que lo leiste

Posted by marilyn | November 28, 2008 2:31 PM

OMG...How can you say anything on the Ellen show is crap? You are very rude. I suggest you switch over and start watching the View.

Posted by Katie | November 21, 2008 11:02 PM

Hey Ellen
I watched this episode yesterday .
Why didn't you introduce your writer Lauren Pomerantz to your friend whom you knew very well ?
Instead you introduced her to a total stranger .
What a terrible matchmaker !
Please stop this crap .

Posted by maxmusic | November 12, 2008 1:06 PM

hola ellen como estas me gustaria mucho que me contestaras este correo yo vivo en colombia y me veo tu programa me parece fenomenal y tu me gustas mucho me pareces muy linda

Posted by ana mercedes puentes | November 11, 2008 6:39 AM

HI ELLEN ,TE ACHO LINDAAAA!gOSTARIA DE TE VER PESSOALMENTE MAS ESTOU NO BRASIL ,FAÇA UMA PROMOÇÃO PARA O BRASIL AQUI NÃO TEM SÓ TROMBADINHA NÃO , TEM PESOAS DE BEM TAMBEM RSRSRSR!!!!!!

Posted by bruna | November 11, 2008 5:37 AM

Can we get November's :) I just love it. These are the best!!

Posted by Audrey Jones | November 10, 2008 12:24 PM

Wowza, is there anything you can not do? =)) 9th October was my birthday and indeed, it was the best one ever, I got a laptop and a ticket to see Mamma Mia! here in Turkey!! I think you have a future in this job lol!
Cheers!

Posted by Burcu Basaran | November 8, 2008 5:30 AM

ELLEN.
Super Freaky...I am an Aries. Mine came true.....I just found out in October....I was actually at the Renaissance Faire for the past year. TWILIGHT ZONE.

I'm sorry about Prop 8 ...What is wrong with people???

:)

Posted by Sar | November 7, 2008 7:35 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | November 6, 2008 7:22 AM

I liked my horoscope for this month and I did have a great birthday but no party. I'm not a party person anyway. I like the horoscopes thought.

Posted by Dana | October 22, 2008 3:31 PM

WELL I BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT ELLEN ABOUT MY HUSBANDS HOROSCOPE,
CANCER (June 22-July 22)

Your suspicions were right. People are constantly talking about you behind your back. And I mean all the time. Patience and persistence will be the key to finding the new house you desire. Whatever your last fortune cookie said, the opposite is true.

LOL U SEE HES AWAY ON DEPLOYMENT AND HIS WORK PLACE IS ON A SMALL SHIP OF 200 OR SO, LOL HE TOLD ME SOME OF THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT HIM ON THE SHIP WHILE HES IN PORT, SAYING "YOUR WIFE HAS U BY THE >>>>S" CUZ HE STAYED ON THE SHIP MOST OF THE TIME LOL,BUT I KNOW THEY MEAN IT IN A JOKING WAY, I CAN IMAGINE EVERYBODY IS GETTING ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, BEING ON THAT SHIP FOR 6 HALF MONTHS, AND WE ARE LOOKING INTO POSSIBLY BUYING HOME, BUT IM NOT SURE I WANT TO DO THAT.LOL OHHHHH BOY, LOL I THINK YOUR SCOPE IS RIGHT, LOL YA GOOOD ELLEN,LOL,

THANK YOU,

MELINDA ZELADA CAMPBELL

Posted by Melinda Zelada | October 15, 2008 5:34 PM

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