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Well, it’s been five days… and things are not going well. She squeezes the toothpaste from the top, she hogs all the covers… and someone’s been leaving the seat up. I should’ve thought this through.

There are some pluses though -- I don’t look so silly riding my tandem bike, and I can finally use those two-for-one coupons at Hometown Buffet. I also like answering the phone, “DeGeneres-de Rossi residence. To whom may I direct your call?” I’m very formal on the phone.

I’ve got to run now… I’m gonna sneak into the freezer and steal a bite of the top of the wedding cake… don’t tell Portia.

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Ellen & Portia: Congratulations! The photos are breathtaking. The image of you and Portia facing each other is truly touching, Thank-you for including us the world to have a little peek into your happiest moments. I know God will bless you and keep you happy as you have giving happiness to others. Both of you look beautiful.

Portia, your dress is elegant, and you are so breathtaking in it. Anyone can see how much you love Ellen and how much Ellen loves you. Just keep that felling don’t lose it remember everyday keep your dreams alive.

How nice it must feel to have a love so strong that you can overcome the world's thoughts. May you have many years of happiness and joy. Ellen, you are a truly amazing person. I adore your show and you, I watch it everyday!

ELLEN!!! You need to seriously have a talk with "your people" My invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail. I can’t wait till the new season starts so I can hear all about it. Love you both.

A Loving fan,

Linda





Congrats!! Beautiful pictures! I think the smaller, intimate wedding is so the way to go! You can always celebrate later with everyone but the tenderness of the intimate day show in the beautiful pictures! Can't wait until the new season, we will all see a change in you Ellen, we will all see the glow on the screen!
Tish

God,Ellen...Look at the two of you...I think I have never seen a photograph that displayed such geniune,intrinsic love between two people like this one above...It took my breath away.-I guess I have to add that I photograph and hate seing all those incrediably cheasy and fake wedding pictures.This picture of you two brings back my hope in that there caaaan be beautiful wedding photos...
And again,congratulations to the two of you! You are both such beautiful,beautiful human beings from the inside and outside.Your relationship does not only fill you two with love and happiness...You spread the love and the light all over the world with your wonderful work and your beautiful relationship.Paving the way for a more accepting and understanding world for the future. I hope and believe that you both change peoples perceptions and maybe make their fear and ignorance dissapear little by little...
Ellen,I hope you know how much you changed by being as bold,warm hearted and disarmingly respectfulness towards any being...
Oh and to your aaactual blog...After seeing you on painkillers and slightly hangovered before,I don't even want to imagine you in the early morning,I beeeet you squeezed the toothpaste from the top =p Portia may be a thief of iPhones,but she doesn't seem to be the kind of woman that doesn't know how to handle toothpaste =p
All my best,love and light to Portia and you =)
(Ps: Where did the married fancy font dissapear at?)

Thank You for people who HIDE behind ANONYMOUS. Sneaky little timid fools who hide behind a keyboard and mouse. Step-up to the plate and LIVE! Gay or not LIVE your life,don't let life live YOU!

Ellen & Portia,
May the joy of today,the hope of tomorrow,
bring your marriage the fulfillment of all your dreams.
Congratulations!
Ingrid

Dear Ellen and Portia...........

For me it has been 37 years...and it seems like it has only been a couple of days and yet a lifetime.

He leaves the seat up, takes his teeth out when he goes to bed and when he passes gas in bed he pulls the covers over my head and I love him more today than that special day 37 years ago.

I, on the other hand, snore (so he says), weigh more now than then (so he NEVER says) and need his help to fiqure out what the heck is that noise my car is making and he says he loves me more today than those many yesterdays.

To both of you I wish you a lifetime of happiness. You both deserve it!

to Ellen - you are a shining example of "To thine own self be true" and give us all that example five hours a week and I thank you for that!

A VERY BIG CONGRADULATIONS AND BEST WISHES TO BOTH OF YOU!

Eileen

Hey "Anonymous", what did you have in your coffee today ?! I don´t really understand every sentence, but I noticed that I is bad stuff. I don´t know what your problem is and I think mandy people don´t know.
Where is the problem if people do what they want to and show/share there thoughts and feelings with everybody?
I think every person has the right to do what is on his/her mind. And everybody has the right to find his/her soul mate and to be happy, whatever gay or not and famous or not.
I hope to find my soul mate in the future and I am so happy that Ellen found hers.

Thanks Ellen for the wonderful pictures. They let us dreaming....

Best wishes.
Suher :-)

Hiya' What wonderful pictures Gals! You look very happy! Many wishes and many happy returns! Ellen and Portia -stop reading here, it could get ugly- ; )

*Leigh-My truth is that I think Ellen should have been cut off from TV after all of her antics. I admit I catch her show from time to time, but I honestly get a pit in my stomach when I think of all the harms she has caused to people by acting so carelessly and continuing on like it is nothing. So I shut my TV off and don't watch. To put it in a different light. Like when someone who is abusive. They might act nice 99% of the time but it is that 1% when they don't causes forever damage to the heart and brain. Abusers go on until someone is brave enough to stand up to them, and they refuse to fall victim to their mind-games and charm.
So why am I here? People Magazine and gay relatives. I was curious about how people felt about two women together. I am glad I did because it seems like people are ok with the women together, just a little sick of ellens actions. It might not be a bad idea for ellen to fade away now. good for people posting their ideas here. it is america, and ellen getting her pie and then some. *





Hey Ellen,
Another CONGRATULATIONS to Portia and you!

Greetings from Holland.

Ps: Really beautiful wedding pictures!

CONGRATS
I am glad your happy,may it continue...

I love u both!

Congratulations Ellen and Portia!!!! You are two beautiful people. I wish you much happiness and love throughout your marriage.

Donna

CONGRATULATIONS to you both!!!!!

The photos posted are stunning and brought tears to my eyes. I'm so happy for you both and wish you both a long, happy life together.

Looking forward to September and watching you on your show, Ellen. Your hilarious antics and great outlook on life will (as always) keep me going!

Thanks for sharing your wedding day photos.

Angela from Chicago

YAY!!!! HAPPY ELLEN!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU AND PORTIA ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE MORE ABOUT THE WEDDING WHEN YOUR SHOW AIRS IN SEPTEMBER. MAY GOD BLESS BOTH OF YOU. HAVE A GREAT LIFE.

LOVE YA ELLEN AND PORTIA,

BRENDA

Mrs. Degeneres

I now have to look at your photos everyday so that I can think about how great that must be. I cant even excplain it, but when I saw the pictures and saw that you two were finally married it made my heart fill with love for you two (also felt extreamly jelous). I hope that one day I can have what you two have, and have someone to make my life happy again.
I am only 16 so I havent dated anyone or had any romantic relationships, but as I look at people with things that I wish I could have, it makes me hurt and wonder if I will ever get that too.

I watch people smile as I realize that that is something I have wonted but havnt been able to give for a long time. I watch people hug and wonder why I have no one that really cares for me. I watch people commit suicide and wonder why I cant do that myself even though I want it so bad. I look at people in movies or people on tv and wonder if I can ever be that great.

If you havn't seen "The Brave One" you really need to watch it. Its a really depressing movie that is alot about people becomeing something else entirely. There is a line I love that Jodie Foster says in it that says " There is no going back to that other person, that other place. It is gone. This thing, this stranger, she is all you are now" I listen to her say that over and over again and wonder like she does why I cant be happy and alive like I did before... Why cant I go back!?

So ELLEN(Mrs. Degeneres) People dont become a stranger to yourself, a stranger to your wife... because after you do there is no going back, and the people who once loved you begin to faid away.

There are so many who wish you a happy life with Portia, and I know that you are the one that deserves it more.

Ellen you are great and no matter who said oppisite believe for yourself what is right and wrong. Dont let other people change your mind.

Stay together forever and live life as best as you can... lots of love

Karyssa

WOW you are both so gorgeous! I think it is great that you decided to make your wedding small and intimate.

I love you guys!

Can't wait for the new season of Ellen to start. I have NEVER missed a show.

Angela
Vancouver, BC

Dear Ellen and Portia,

Congratulations to you both. You looked sensational on your special day. I hope you both enjoy many happy years together and i am so pleased you shared your pictures with us. I'm searching for ideas as to when to propose to my girlfriend and wondering who wears the dress and who wears the trousers, of course i wear the trousers in our relationship but then i'd look better in a dress, he he. Anyway huge congrats, wish i could of been there, but as you know i was busy,he he. Take care of yourself and each other.

Big hugs and kisses
Deb x x x x x

Dear Ellen:

WOW - I am sooooo very happy for you and Portia. You deserve all the happiness in this life. You give so much to others and because you do wonderful things have come back to you. Much love to you both - cheers!!!!! xoxoxoxxo linda
P.S. Thanxs for sharing the pics and thanks for being you. Can't wait for the next season of ELLEN to begin.

Dear Ellen,You are so blessed!She is beautiful,the wedding pics are amazing!I just wish I could have been invited,lol!I am a faithful and adoring fan,my biggest dream is to get to meet you in person someday!You inspire me to try to do something nice for someone everyday!You just have that affect on people!Your wife is blessed to have such a wonderful women,for her wife!God bless you both!Much Love,Susie Grill

We have 3 Sons and one is gay and we love them all so very much. Their wedding was at Stanford University Gardens over 15 yrs ago. God Bless U and keep U together. Congratulations!!

A poem I live by.......

" Ain't Roses Sweet"

This world that we're a livin; in, Is mighty hard to beat; You get thorn with every rose,
But ain't the roes sweet?

I don't know who wrote this, bit I wanted to share it. Hangs on my wall from framed from 1925.

From a 66 year old NANNY in somewhere in LA.


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