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Well, it’s been five days… and things are not going well. She squeezes the toothpaste from the top, she hogs all the covers… and someone’s been leaving the seat up. I should’ve thought this through.

There are some pluses though -- I don’t look so silly riding my tandem bike, and I can finally use those two-for-one coupons at Hometown Buffet. I also like answering the phone, “DeGeneres-de Rossi residence. To whom may I direct your call?” I’m very formal on the phone.

I’ve got to run now… I’m gonna sneak into the freezer and steal a bite of the top of the wedding cake… don’t tell Portia.

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""Hey Ellen,
My girlfriend just called me over to the computer to look at your pictures because she trying to get ideas for our upcoming nuptials. Your wife is stunning ..correction..BREATHTAKING!
*OUCH* -she slapped ME!!

By the way, congrats on the wedding! I hope you two are very happy and forever honor one another.

Well, here goes nothing. (my girlfriend is going to kill me for asking this- *putting on a helmet*)....my question is:

If you wanted to be a leader in equal rights and gay rights then why have done the unforgivable - meaning crossed a picket line?? YES! Union workers are gay too! It is hard to feel proud when you stabbed us in the back like you did.

I was a huge fan, but now your image protrudes "scab" to me, not love or integrity - which, by the way, is something important to some of us in the gay community.

NOTE - For peeps who want to jump down my throat- I won't/can't buy into the "legal contract obligation" propaganda - It insults my intelligence. It is not beyond Ellen to break contracts (we all remember Iggy).

Thank God for David Letterman...now only if he was gay and lived in CA.

Scabs are never forgotten.
-A Union worker who was once a fan.

A side note, my union dollars were once spent on AMEX and other of your sponsors, but not after you crossed the picket line. My money only goes to people who support us. Sorry.

Now I must go to prepare myself to sleep on the couch ~sigh~

edited my me. ""


I STAND UP AND APPLAUD YOUR MORALS! I REFUSE to buy HALO dog food - not to mention it is way to expensive and insulting after looking at Ellen's elite compound over there! Why does she keep buying and destroying houses? IT IS HORRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT to knock down buildings! All the dust she is creating so we, below the hills can breath it in and get cancer! Thanks ELLEN!

Or better yet, maybe it is that she is better than the rest of us. I can just picture her laughing all the way to the bank as I am working 16 hours and punching a clock to put food on my table, and have medications for my asthma.

I do admit I watch her show (that is why I am here) but I get a creepy feeling in my stomach looking at her. It is not because she is gay, (my best friend in the world is gay!) it is because she is self serving and fooling us all.

Cheers to KARMA!

-deb


""Hey Ellen,
My girlfriend just called me over to the computer to look at your pictures because she trying to get ideas for our upcoming nuptials. Your wife is stunning ..correction..BREATHTAKING!
*OUCH* -she slapped ME!!

By the way, congrats on the wedding! I hope you two are very happy and forever honor one another.

Well, here goes nothing. (my girlfriend is going to kill me for asking this- *putting on a helmet*)....my question is:

If you wanted to be a leader in equal rights and gay rights then why have done the unforgivable - meaning crossed a picket line?? YES! Union workers are gay too! It is hard to feel proud when you stabbed us in the back like you did.

I was a huge fan, but now your image protrudes "scab" to me, not love or integrity - which, by the way, is something important to some of us in the gay community.

NOTE - For peeps who want to jump down my throat- I won't/can't buy into the "legal contract obligation" propaganda - It insults my intelligence. It is not beyond Ellen to break contracts (we all remember Iggy).

Thank God for David Letterman...now only if he was gay and lived in CA.

Scabs are never forgotten.
-A Union worker who was once a fan.

A side note, my union dollars were once spent on AMEX and other of your sponsors, but not after you crossed the picket line. My money only goes to people who support us. Sorry.

Now I must go to prepare myself to sleep on the couch ~sigh~

edited my me. ""


I STAND UP AND APPLAUD YOUR MORALS! I REFUSE to buy HALO dog food - not to mention it is way to expensive and insulting after looking at Ellen's elite compound over there! Why does she keep buying and destroying houses? IT IS HORRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT to knock down buildings! All the dust she is creating so we, below the hills can breath it in and get cancer! Thanks ELLEN!

Or better yet, maybe it is that she is better than the rest of us. I can just picture her laughing all the way to the bank as I am working 16 hours and punching a clock to put food on my table, and have medications for my asthma.

I do admit I watch her show (that is why I am here) but I get a creepy feeling in my stomach looking at her. It is not because she is gay, (my best friend in the world is gay!) it is because she is self serving and fooling us all.

Cheers to KARMA!

-deb


Congrats!!!!
You both look so amazing, hope your day was everything that you imagined it to be! We are from Ontario, Canada, my partner (now wife!) and I just got married in July of this year!! The day was amazing, but as you know a big blur, but the high from the day remains!!!! We are big fans, and wish you all the happyness! Cant wait for the show to begin!!!
Sara & Teresa

Ellen,
Congrats on getting married! You two look so beautiful together. I wish you all the best. The photos are amazing. You guys make a great couple.

Love, Ashley

Congratulations!! Wish you the best and happiness in your life. Smile and God loves you both!

Mrs & Mrs. Degeneres/Deportia,

My family wishes you all the love and happiness you deserve. Your wedding was beautiful and so were the two of you.

Lots of love.

Debra

Ellen congratulations on your big day, I must say that the two of you are stunning!

Dear Mrs. Degeneres,
Congradulations to you both! I can only imagine how thrilled you are. I'm thrilled for you.I thought you were both so beautiful, it seemed like a perfect day. I wish you all the happiness and longevity with your new wife. I love you both, I can't wait to see the new season and the newly married you! Sincerely, Sandra Montgomery

HEY THERE YOU GUYS ,IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO BE A SWEETIE AND PICK UP THE SEAT .AS WELL IS TO RINSE OUT THE COFFEE POT FOR THE NEXT MORIN.AND DO NOT FORGET WHO EVER USES THE TP LAST PUTS ANOTHER ONE ON DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.ALWAYS FORGIVE AND FORGET THE BAD IN THE DAY BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE TOGETHER,KISS AND HOLD EACH OTHER AND WISPER I LOVE YOU.

Congrats Ellen and Portia you both are an inspiration to myself and my wife and many others of the GLBT. Your love for each other shines through your pictures. I wish you both the best in this year and the many more to come.

From My wife and Myself may you be forever blissfully happy and may it never falter

Love Jenn & Leeann

Congratulations, the pictures are beautiful.Would love to see more, hope you have some video to show on one of your new shows this fall. Big step for womankind. Again, congrats

Ellen, I just saw the new photos. I love the one where your standing and you have your heads together. You both look blissfully happy. Congratulations and Best Wishes.

best of luck on your marriage.
sorry about the toothpaste and seat but why did you think you would be any different then the rest of us married people. it's an adjustment period and then it just annoys the crap out of you . i'll be married 22 years at the end of this month. i'm still trying to train my husband to do it my way lol

CONGRATULATIONS on a lifetime of love and marriage! You (ELLEN) and your wife (PORTIA) made such a beautiful and elegant couple on your wedding day !!! Thank-you both for sharing your special day pictures with us - your love, grace and togetherness of tenderness was so deeply expressed in your wedding pictures that I viewed.

May God bless you in your marriage, life and your talk show business!! Love to watch your show ! Just being able to laugh or smile each day helps get through the day.

Love, friendship and devoted fan,
Michelene

thanks for shareing you wounderful day with use your pictures are so pretty i wish you both the best

love always

Dear Ellen and Portia:

I wish you many many years of love and happiness together! May peace, good health, fortune and happiness be with you always. Ellen, you bring lots of joy and happiness everyday to your viewers, and now I hope you will have the same for yourself and Portia.

Looking forward to another great season of the Ellen show, and I hope I can make a trip to CA to see your show soon!

God bless, and much continued success!

Linda

im not supposed to be happy for you due to my religion. i still want to wish you a congratulations, because happiness is what matters. you two look so happy.

CONGRATS TO BOTH OF YOU! FROM PHILIPPINES


May you continue your modelling the importance of
soul over mind and body commitment....


Marriage is for a woman and a man, whose love can create new life. Two women cannot create life. They have something California is temporarily calling marriage, but it is not a true marriage.

Hahaha glad to hear you're still married, if you need somebody to help getting rid of Portia's nasty habits..I'd be happy to.. ;) No guarantee that your gonna get her back though..think I'd keep her for myself! lol :D


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