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Well, it’s been five days… and things are not going well. She squeezes the toothpaste from the top, she hogs all the covers… and someone’s been leaving the seat up. I should’ve thought this through.

There are some pluses though -- I don’t look so silly riding my tandem bike, and I can finally use those two-for-one coupons at Hometown Buffet. I also like answering the phone, “DeGeneres-de Rossi residence. To whom may I direct your call?” I’m very formal on the phone.

I’ve got to run now… I’m gonna sneak into the freezer and steal a bite of the top of the wedding cake… don’t tell Portia.

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..i agree..they are so cute together!!!congratulation..more power...i love your show...

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wow that is very unuasual but you guys look very happy together

Dear Ellen and Portia,

From Holland I wish you both many happy years together. The beautifull pictures of your wedding makes me smile and even brings a little tear in my eyes because I'am so happy for you both. Thank you for sharring these special moments with so many people on the world. You both are great examples for people who are still struggeling with there comming-outs! I had my comming out about 10 years ago, and I'am very happy that I had so many people around me who have accepted me for the way that I am, it made it possible for me to build up a happy life with a really great girlfriend. Again I wish you both a very happy married life together, you are a gorgeous couple!!! With love, Brenda

omg u guys r sooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!

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Aug. 25, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Very Intense.
Thanks for sharing
joni.

Congratulations to both of you!

What beautiful photos!!! it looks like you had a really happy and wonderful day!
All the very best of luck to both of you, I wish you all the happiness in the world!

Sam (Australia)

my gosh ellen you r just paving the way for all of us arent you!! yo go girl...and i just melt when i see you 2.. so amazing. 1,000 kisses ans good wishes

What beautiful wedding pictures and your wedding outfits are so elegant. I am very happy for the both of you as you start down the road to some great and probably not so great times, but always together. I've been married for 41yrs and believe me you will have lots of little discoveries about each other! Like the toilet seat. ha!ha! Your so funny! Have a great time on your journey to discovery and love.
couldn't be happier!

Hi Ellen!

Wow do you and Portia make a beautiful couple!

I've been happily married for 18 years now and found a poem I wrote long ago that I thought you might enjoy...

"Marriage"

The reality of marriage unfolds
Not when driven down aisle of matrimony,
Nor after exchange of given vows or
In receiving mark of official license;
But when lying amidst and enmeshed
Within "unrelenting" nakedness of spouse;
She turns,
Wisps away all silken locks from your ear
And whispers...
"Move your elbow, you're poking my ribcage!"

I wish you a lifetime of happiness!!
-gretta




Could you be any cuter. cuter

I wish you all the best and many returns, seeing you in love has made my realtionship better. You guys make the best couple. Please keep us updated on your plans and send more pictures. A realty show would be good. Could always use a new realty show./..


Donna V

So after about a week, the toilet paper gets left for you to replace....the last ounce of Diet Pepsi is what's left in the bottle, and the potato chips you THOUGHT you would come home and scarf down...will be gone....and then you'll find that "I LOVE YOU" card laying on the table and it makes it all worth it!!!! That's what's great about married life....

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND PORTIA....may your days together be full of ordinary moments full of gratitude, love and laughter....

wishing you all the BEST...
your big time fan...
Congaqween in Sacramento

Hi Ellen, I have 2 weekdays off,after I finish my honey do list ,I sit down with a glass of iced tea and turn on the TV about 3:00 p.m..I sometimes watch OPRA til 4. I turn to channel 4 to watch you.You are one of the most delightful,funny people I've ever seen.I really enjoy your show. Ken Ford

Hey Ellen...CONGRATULATIONS!! If anyone deserves happiness it is you. You deserve all the success that life brings you. I wish you nothing but the best. I have been a fan of yours for many many years and continue to be because you are such a warm, giving and loving person. May GOD Bless you and your union from here to eternity!! (sp?).

Thank you
Dawn Bridges
Loganville, GA

The photos are lovely. I put on as my desktop background to give me hope that someday, all couples will be allowed to marry...regardless of which state they live in.

Thank you for allowing us into your special day.

Congratulations!!! I'm so happy for you.You have touched so many lives including mine..Thinking of you always... Berna

first of all: congratulations!!!

I love ur show! u'r SO funny!!
it doesnt matter if i'm sad.. u always make me :)!

I think u'r great!
have a great day

luv
Nadya

first of all: congratulations!!!

I love ur show! u'r SO funny!!
it doesnt matter if i'm sad.. u always make me :)!

I think u'r great!
have a great day

luv
Nadya

I have to tell you, these pictures are so beautiful that if they were in a frame I was buying, I would leave them in...LOL
really, just beautiful.

Love,
Maria

PS Thank you for always making me laugh!


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