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On Tuesday's show, Ellen nearly scared the exfoliation cream off of beauty expert Kym Douglas. It wasn't very nice, but it sure was funny.

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my gosh ellen u just dont know how happy i am. i was able to watch ur show last night on 2nd avenue rj channel here in the philippines im so happy i was able to watch u.
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putting avocado on ur hair will really make it shiny.
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MY DEAREST ELLEN: CONGRADULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING.
MY GIFT TO BOTH OF YOU.
TRUE LOVE
NOW THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE "ONE",
YOUR LIVES TOGETHER HAVE JUST BEGUN
ENJOY YOUR LIVES AND NEVER PART
FOR THIS HAS BEEN TRUE LOVE RIGHT FROM THE START.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU BOTH...A VIEWER AND FRIEND
Barbara Torre

Best wishes to you and Portia, Ellen, for a long and happy life together.
So many of my dear friends had to hide for so long and it broke my heart, because many times it prevented them from becoming an entire person, like they had a little cloud over their heads. (Do you remember the Al Capp cartoon character in Lil' Abner named Joe Bftsplk? Like him!) Every time I hear "We Kiss in the Shadow" from The King and I, I bawl in sorrow for these shadow-people. They still hide because of hate. Thank you both for deciding to step out of the shadows and let your light shine without fear.
If your relationship has helped but one person to rejoice in the human being that they are, all labels aside, it is one less person that lives in the shadows.

Hola Ellen, me llamo Gloria EStrada y en Junio fui con una hermana a Franklin Indiana y todas las mañanas veia tu programa y aunque no hablo nada ingles me gustaba verlo ver que todos los días entras bailando, yo soy de Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua Méexico, frontera con el Paso Texas, me gustaría algun día tuvieras como invitado a Nicolas Cage es mi IDOLO, (le das un besote de mi parte) ojalay alguien de tu programa te lea mi correo y tu me contestes pero en español no se te olvide por favor, saludos por tu boda que seas muy feliz toda la vida, Dios las bendiga siempre saludos y besos. y no te olvides tienes un fan mexicano, cuidate siempre bye.

HELLO ELLEN!
I REALLY ENJOY WATCHING YOUR SHOW - IT´S GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND TO YOUR STAFF ALL OF YOU ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB - IT´S FUNNY, INTERESTING, DIFFERENT - KEEP ON GOING LIKE THAT - AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT I´M NOT IN THE STATES NOW I´M IN MEXICO AND I WATCHED IT ALMOST EVERYDAY - THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN US I REALLY THINK IT´S WORKING - HUGS AND KISSES FROM ANOTHER FAN - EDNA

How can I send photos to you? I am 72, went to ER early December, 2007, with severe back pain. They discovered a blood clot on my spine, did surgery and I woke up paralyzed from the waist down. I was in rehab for 100 days, missing my loving Schnauzer, Angel. I am home now with Angel by my side and would love to share pictures with you.

hi ellen, if you ever have show for inventers, heres one; i've invented the ELECTRIC OYSTER SHUCKER.i wanted to get going, but the invent company wanted toO much money to get it started. anyway,I thought you might be interested in featuring it on your show. i have made it at home and in fact use too.thanks, dawn

Congrats on your recent nuptials. I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. From my family to yours..MUAH!!

hahahaha when you scared her that made me laugh so hard. you are so funny how you just come up with these things off the top of your head!

Hi ellen me and my mom love your show wewatch it everyday even if it is a re-run! we love when u dance when u dance we dance to,we wish we could come to your show! posted by zachary august19/08 ttfn

Hi Ellen I love your show you are so funny and I love how you dance to the songs I love!!!! Sometimes I dance to the songs that you play. I would love to be on your show because you are sooooooo wonderful!!!! Talk to you later.

Monica


Hi Ellen,
Just to let u know we luv ya too, way downunder in Australia. On Monday my free day i have breakfast, trying not to choke whilst laughing at u. Keep up the good work u brighten my day! ur great.Bye 4 now XOXO

OMG Kym Douglas cracks me up, Im going through whooping cough(it's not just for babies - who new?! not me!! and watching the clips just made me cough whooooop and gasp for air, was well worth it. You should send her over to Edinburgh for the festival, it's full of weird wacky & wonderful people.


Hey Ellen!! Kym Douglas is TOO funny!!!! She has the most "interesting" tips! :) I absolutely LOVE the two of you together. The way you get along is so entertaining!! Please, please continue to have her on!

ELLEN WE LOVE YOU, AND I AM SO GLAD THE LITTLE DOG WAS RETURNED TO HER OWNER. I THINK WORKING ANIMALS SHOULD HAVE THINGS, LIKE FREE BEDS A BATH SOCIAL SEC. AT THE FOOD STAMP OFFICE THEY HAVE A SEEING EYE DOG, I WISH YOU WOULD SUGGEST THIS TO SOMEONE, THEY ARE WORKING ANIMALS, I WISH THEY WERE RESPECTED MORE, do you have to be a police dog to get noticed, I AM YOUR BLACK SISTER, WHY CANT THE PET STORES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY GET INVOLVED, WE ALL NEED TO PAY IT FORWARD, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE

We love the segments with Kym Douglas, she is a riot, who do you know that would do the things she does on your show? Please have her on often.

Hi Ellen
Love you, and when are u going to call me? I want one of those cars you are giving away. Ha Ha!! I really do need one. Both of my vechicles have over 200,000 miles on them. I love your show and everything you do. I write often and would love to hear from you. Have a great day

A loyal fan,
Donna Hicks


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