July 2008 Archives

It’s one of Ellen’s favorite games and it’s easy to play! All you need are some marshmallows, some string, a giant rubber band and some superstretchedout nostrils!

There’s something you need to know about tomorrow’s show. I wasn’t going to say anything, but I’d rather that you heard it from me first.

After playing her amazing original composition, "Thanks," Emily Bear hung around and played another original, "Ellen's Song." Watch this exclusive video you won't see on TV.

We’re gearing up for our biggest season yet! We’re so excited about our move to the Warner Brothers lot and we can’t wait to see you in the audience. Do you want tickets to our show? All you need to do is click here and choose a date on the calendar!

After you hear what I've got lined up for my show, you're going to have to change your plans.

On Tuesday's show, supermodel Heidi Klum and superhost Ellen DeGeneres drank Heidi's beauty cream and ate pages out of Ellen's book. Now they have tummy aches and are very sad.

Heidi Klum sure can make some delicious German balls, and now you can too.

All you have to do is mix:

1 pound of ground beef

1 pound of ground pork

1 coarsely chopped yellow onion

1 cup of breadcrumbs

A little salt and pepper

Mix the ingredients thoroughly, fry in oil in a frying pan, let cool and then throw them into your audience as hard as you can. If you would like more recipes from the greatest chefs on earth, like Wolfgang Puck, Paula Deen or Giada De Laurentiis check out Ellen's recipe page.

Heidi Klum showed Ellen how to make her famous German balls. Then, after they were done, Heidi and Ellen threw them at the audience, splattering balls all over the place.

Seriously, when you hear what Ellen has planned for her show tomorrow, you’re not going to believe a word of it, so don’t even try. Just watch the show tomorrow and when it’s over, you’re still not gonna believe it even though you saw it with your own two eyes.

Jack Hanna stopped by Monday with an arkload of animals, including these cute but ferocious-sounding otters. Check out Jack's expression as one of them attacks an audience member! ...Just kidding. That didn't happen. We're just trying to get you to watch this.

Ellen's "Road to Riche$" kicks off with a hysterical game of "Who - Who's That?" Apparently, there are a lot of people in Ellen's audience who are unfamiliar with common animal sounds. I swear, when you watch this, you'll be laughing like a hyena!

Ellen would like to tell you about her unbelievable show for this Monday. If you are an animal and unable to understand English, the otters will translate for you.

On Wednesday, the MacGyver of beauty treatments, Kym Douglas, advised that free public toilet seat covers are the same material as expensive blotting paper. So the next time you're in a public restroom and there are no toilet seat covers, you'll know who to blame.

Click here to get some of Kym’s beauty tips in detail!

Not you, I was talking to the many ostriches that watch my show. (I'm huge in the outback!) Wait a minute, that didn't sound right. I would like to tell you about tomorrow's fresh, piping hot show. Hold on, let it cool for a minute. I don't want you to burn your lips.

Who else but Robin Williams can pull off these sexy moves while wearing a trench coat? Not since "Singin' in the Rain" or "Flashdance" have we seen such spectacular soggy steps!

Robin Williams drenched Ellen's Chicago audience with some hilarious routines, including his hysterical impression of Barack Obama letting loose as soon as he's elected.

Just like mailmen, it doesn't matter how bad the weather is, Ellen will always deliver the news about the next day's show. This one comes special delivery from beautiful, rainy Chicago!

It's how you play the game -- and Mallory Holtman and Liz Wallace played it wonderfully when they carried their injured opposing team member, Sara Tucholsky, across home plate.

Occasionally, something on our show goes slightly wrong. Usually, we edit it out and you at home never know it happened. But sometimes it's kind of funny and we think you might want to see it. Watch what happens when Drew Carey's mic falls off during his interview.

Ellen was kind enough to explain some more confusing lyrics for her viewers, and we must say that she looks fetching in her applebottom jeans.