Yo, ellen? Wat's Up? :) >^..^

Hi Ellen and Vance,

I hope your mom,had a great Mother's Day.

And Portia,I hope your mum had a great Mother's Day,also.

Staff,I hope your moms had a wonderful weekend,also.

Ellen that's it, have a great night.And see ya tomorrow.

Love you,
Michele

I love you Ellen i think you are HALLARIOUSE! Keep up the good work champ.

Ellen I recently had hip replacement surgery and my eldest daughter and three of her children came out to help me after the operation.....she lives in Hawaii with her 4 children and most wonderful hubby...... I record your show every day and then sit down in the afternoon when all my work is done and watch and enjoy it.....so..I call my daughter up to say happy mothers day and we start talking about what had happened on your show...she informed me that while she was out here...she "got hooked" on your show....it comes on in the afternoons and she also records it to watch later in the evening when all chores are done and children are ready for bed......
she told me that they had gone out as a family to watch Iron Man at the movies ....... the eldest boy ...Mykle, who is Seven leaned over to his Dad and in his most serious voice said...."Dad I watched this the other day on Ellen"......
I thought you might enjoy this.....

Kay
Sydney
Australia....

hi ellen. :)

Dear Ellen,
My name is Patricia Torchetti, and I just wanted to give you a word of warning this letter to you comes from my HEART not my writing skills...
My friend and neighbor Leslie Cervo is one of your BIGGEST CANADIAN FANS, She LOVES you. This letter to you is for her to have a dream she truly deserves come true. You see about 10 months ago this family’s good luck turned around for the worst. Leslie’s dad was diagnosed with colon cancer and went through treatment and things seemed to be ok for the moment. But with a cruel twist of fate both her parents lost their jobs with only a couple of years before they were to retire. They had been at their jobs for over 20 years, and as you can imagine, they were devastated. It seemed unfair to have this happen at such a great time in their lives. Leslie just had a beautiful baby daughter, and her sister Susan has two beautiful boys and one on the way. Life wasn’t that great, but at least they had one another, until one week before Leslie’s mothers 58th birthday November 24 2007, her mother died suddenly, with no warning from a heart attack. They never got the chance to say good-bye to her. They thought she would be ok and coming home. Her mother was such a beautiful woman and I had the pleasure to have her part of my life. Knowing how close their family is, it was the biggest blow to them they could have ever imagined. My friend would not be able to pick up the telephone just to talk her mom again like she would do everyday. Leslie’s mom was the LOVE that kept her family together. Leslie and her sister Susan’s children will not have their grandmother there to be apart of their life’s. Leslie’s father as you can imagine is lost and bewildered to this day. He lost his greatest love of all and still tries to understand it. It was the most devastating travesty. She was gone and understandingly this family can not fathom their lives without her. Getting through Leslie’s daughter’s first birthday December 18, 2007, Christmas, and New years was truly heartbreaking. I wish I could say that this story has ended but there is more. In early 2008 Leslie’s brother-in-law was in a ski-do accident and is now in a wheelchair. We were at the hospital when he arrived by helicopter after the accident and were terrified that we were going to loose him. God bless he is still with us and getting more healthy every day with the support of his family and fiends. There is more….
Leslie’s father is again having problems with his cancer and is going through a rigorous amount of test. Leslie goes to appointments with her dad and gives him amazing support. I have such admiration and respect for this family and no words could really express the love, and loyalty they have for one another. I wish that my friend has not had to endure so much pain. No one person deserves to have this much sadness in their lives in such a short time.
Just recently Leslie and her husband Gino went to the Sick Kids Gala and there were tickets to your show being auctioned off. They went for an amazing 11 thousand dollars, and way out of her league. So this is the part where I come in. PLEASE, PLEASE could you see it in your heart to have Leslie come to your show and meet you? She deserves a bit of happiness in the world that has really let her down lately.
I will say thank you in advance for reading my letter, and may your show continue great success.

PEACE
Patricia Torchetti

Hi, Ellen, Let me start off by saying, I think you are a wonderful person, comiedian, one of the great souls on earth. I am a hospice nurse, and I've been working with dying patients for the last ten years. It's been very rewarding, emotionally. In the past two weeks I have been watching my partner fight for her life. She's addicted to her pain medication and took an overdose. Then to complcate things she had seven seizures. The last one lasted a hour before they had to paralyze her and put her on life support. The doctors didn't hold much hope for her. But you know what, she came though it with only a small stroke which she will heal completely. God was with us, and we are greatful for the second chance. You might wonder why I wanted to share this story, Ellen. It's because both Debbie and I get great pleasure from watching your show. I tape the show everyday. It is an hour out of our day that we can sit and laugh, and let the stress our daily lives melt away. You have a special gift, and we are greatful that you share it with the world.

yes that is true. I just finished watching Verminators on Discovery channel.. its Saturday the 10th of May and its after Dirty Jobs. Its an interesting show. They get rid of vermins!! Hince the name... rats, bees, roaches. Sooo I think you'd like to watch Ellen.. ??? not sure... but its definately interesting. Do you still have an ant problem? If soooo verminators are for u. It could be a special verminators .. "Next on Verminators... Ellen's house!.. " Or NOT! I'm sorry Ellen.. they kill bugs. You might not like it. I have to admit its a little hard to watch... but roaches are grose and a health hazard as are rats. Survival.. us or them... I pick US!

Oprah is having on Tuesday the 13th a show on past lives.. hypnatize audience in past life regression. I believe I've lived before and I'm interested in knowing about my past lives.. what I did. Fascinating. I have many interest and the water/ocean intrigues me... so maybe I was a fisherman?

hi ELLEN . this is me from AZERBAIDJAN ROCKER OXFORD GIRL!!! how r u ELLENNN??? you re coolll!!! i like uuuu.. no no i love u..

Mother's Day — Date: US Mother's Day is Sunday May 11, 2008
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Day_(United_States)

Lies and hatred that you don't raise your voice against can hurt you. What you don't know that others have hidden from you can hurt you.

This is bound to cause some tears. In the United States of America we do not snuff out the lives of babies born without a clear physical gender identity. Whoever embraces the inverse to error is charged with murder right here on the 3 dimensions of our common ground. A Mother's love demands that health care not be withheld from the newborn.

Are you one of the people, of WE THE PEOPLE? Have you denied healthcare to others based on their gender identity or preference? Has your government made it a crime against federal law to poke into committed relationships to examine for gender and in order to determine whether you may deny healthcare to those partnerships in the human race? If you think you have nothing to do with it and are powerless or not wrong or that it's not against our brothers and sisters, I can tell you that you are one of the ignorant that does not know the power of a Mother's love to correct your mistakes. That would be the case in which you have an understanding sub-adult to our common ground. In that case you can bet you are in for a course correction. Trust me, I have a background in underwriting healthcare and statistics reporting, predictive modeling including black box artificial intelligence and testing methodologies. I'm reporting out of your legacy system, it's caste system. I am ripping off the mask of hatred so everyone standing on the adult understanding of our common ground can see it.

Happy Mothers Day. It's EMMA your Global Feminine Matrix Speed Governer. I am the solution provider for the divine Mother Mirror. Reality can be quantified and communicated on our common ground to it's end in our statistically central stillness. At this time you are being provided with the statistically central stillness you need.

WarnerBros is on the take. You have a loophole form of government. Their angle is to get Ellen to shut her cakehole, "Heroes of Supperconsciousness Hu Akbar." so you'll never hear about it. Ellen's wages pay her well for her silence, silence while others die for lack of healthcare. Of course Ellen has healthcare so she doesn't give a flying mother fairy about you. It's the matrix of predatory nature in your world. Silence on this issue is your own hatred. I'll bet Ellen the cup of reality right here for Mother's day: http://www.myspace.com/jennieandthebet

Ellen has been swamped in hatred. Accurate statement? Do you exhibit what it takes to equate a child from the hole in an icy lake? Join me at this table: A benefit for the children. See the power of love in charge. All men fall to my foundation, including the followers of the male patriarchs snaking immortal gods and the sun of the true one, the invisible box king, their hero of their secret closet afterlife. "Rattling" it as if it was a gift for the children when it's really military philosophy of the last warrior standing under the supreme sun, the killer wheelchair king's government by loophole for his grant, the religious right to about face in military adventure by voting block provided by the public doors for paganism. Paganism has a single brand of hatred, snaking immortal gods and the male of the true one. Those are not attractive pants, girls. Which pants are those you are wearing, Ellen?

Small rain, like I said. EMMA your Golbal Feminine Matrix Speed Governer.