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My X used to yell!
I am the "boss" and you are "nothing."
My wispered voice told him,
"your the boss over nothing".

Why are all the contestants from your audience young and skinny? How about having an overweight, over 50 contestant.

The only one that seems to come to mind at the moment is one that was posted behind the bar at my stepfather's bar when I was a little girl:

Sometimes you're better off keeping your mouth shut and appearing stupid...than to open it and remove all doubt...

oh my goodness...i cant believe i actially like your show!!!
i am from england for goodness sake and i only found this show on a social networking site. i love watching u on the internet and i would be even happier if u were to come to england just for a few days going on the paul O'grady show.
keep doing what u do. u cheer me up when i am sad with all your jokes!!

go ellen

I"ve got two for ya'll!
" Let haters be your motivaters" and "Excuses only benefit the person who's making them."

Thats not how that was said. It was : Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present. Thats why you call it a gift.

Thats not how the quote goes! It goes yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present, thats why they call it a gift.

If my husband is always right,why am I always wrong

getgetr

I have heard this a bit differently
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift

that is why we call it " the present"

Ellen.. I think I did a Felicia and yapped on and on, then got out of it...LONG STORY SHORT, I live in the Inland Empire and want, wickedly bad to go be in your audience before I go back to work-work..(again my story- or part is on the internet) I can't get in to go with my mom before I start work-work, not mission work/joy. Please HELP!!! My schedule is very busy--not like yours but almost every page is filled and half the time I'm in San Luis, Mexico at Caring hearts ministries. Please, I go back the beginning of July, then the annual medical trip Sept 30-Oct 7th. I really would love to give back/take mom-daughter time in your audience. www.caringheartsmexico.com Love Your Joy! Felicia Riley, Corona Califonia..ready when you are!!!

Hi Ellen,

I know you love dogs (and all animals) and so do I. My personal quote I made up is, "There's nothing better in the world than dogs!!"

Maybe your fans could fill in the blank with what they think is the best thing in the world: "There's nothing better in the world than _________________."

"Every night is Thanksgiving, and every morning is Christmas"--told to me by a woman with a terminal illness.

Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it.

Ellen: Here is another bit of wit and wisdom from a t-shirt:

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"

It reminds me of something you might say :)

Have a great day!

I have a dream too.But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole bunch of people who share the same dream, and that kind of makes us like a family.
-Kermit
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ELLEN READ THIS. OR I SHOULD SAYS Ellen's crew. Love to all!

"When you use the words can't, won't and don't, things never get accomplished"

I forgot one more quote:


WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS REALLY WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

How's this for a Mug?

DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING.

Hey Ellen,
I just e-mailed you with quotes. I forgot the one I used soooooo much with kids, when I had day care in my home.

You get what you get, and don't throw a fit.


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