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Thursday, May 8, 2008 • 2:00 PM • 
Viewers' Words to Live By RT @TheEllenShow
Do you have a motto, a quote, an adage, a catchphrase, battle cry, maxim, proverb or slogan that helps you get through the day? (Sorry, sometimes I get a little thesaurus-y.) Send it our way and we'll put it on our virtual coffee cup. If we pick your saying -- we'll send you an Ellen coffee mug!
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ELLEN GUESS I HAVE SEVERAL SAYING! AMEN BROTHER BEN&DO THE DANCE,LIVE,LAUGH,LOVE,HOPE IS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE!I CAN ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH,BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! IF YOU WATCH YOUR PENNIES THE DOLLARS WILL FOLLOW! BE A FRIEND IN ORDER TO HAVE A FRIEND! YOU ARE LUCKY CAUSE I WAS TOLD IF YOU CAN COUNT ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON ONE HAND YOU ARE BLESSED!! THEIR ARE NOT ENOUGH CAREGIVERS IN THE WORLD, THERE ARE MORE CARETAKES,&IT TAKES A SPECIAL PERSON TO BE A CAREGIVER!THAT IS WHY I LOOK UP TO YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE A KIND HEART,SOUL,GREAT PERSONALITY,AND ENJOY DOING FOR OTHERS!YOU ARE ONE OF GOD'S ANGELS!BLESSYOU & KEEP YOU SAFE!YOU ARE THE TOPHAT,CAT'S MEMOW!THE ONE&ONLY ELLEN!HUGSSS RHONDA.THERE IS NO OTHER ELLEN LIKE YOU!
I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT PLACE TO PUT WORDS TO LIVE BY, SO I AM SENDING IT HERE, LOL!!!!!!!!!
BE KINDER THAN NECESSARY, BECAUSE EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING SOME KIND OF BATTLE!
JUDY SOBINA
810 E. THIRD ST.
OIL CITY, PA 16301
I LOVE THIS!!! It describes me EXACTLY!!!! I always say "I'm the biggest procrastinator in the world!!!" My middle name is "Murphy's Law" .... which is why I'm always running late, no matter what I'm doing, or where I'm going!!!
Juanita K. Buttell
Here's a couple of quotes I've written myself...
"Tell me what size are my shoes? Apparently you've walked in them."
"If it makes you smile, don't question it, just smile."
"If you put someone on a pedestal, the only place for them to look is down"
I'm undecided and need help!
Sara Palin has little experience
Barack Obama has little as well
Palin's fans yell "Obama is a terrorist"
Obama's wear shirts saying "Palin is a ---"
Palin says Ubechya and Maverick
Obama is always saying "um"
If Obama gets elected that one guy will play him on SNL
If Palin gets elected Tina Fey is hilarious
One makes half of America look racist
One turned N.O.W. And Gloria Steinem against half the women
In America
They are both against gay marraige
They both like the name Joe a lot
If Palin loses she may not run again
If Obama loses Hillary may run again
Which one should I vote for for president?
I'm undecided and need help!
Sara Palin has little experience
Barack Obama has little as well
Palin's fans yell "Obama is a terrorist"
Obama's wear shirts saying "Palin is a ---"
Palin says Ubechya and Maverick
Obama is always saying "um"
If Obama gets elected that one guy will play him on SNL
If Palin gets elected Tina Fey is hilarious
One makes half of America look racist
One turned N.O.W. And Gloria Steinem against half the women
In America
They are both against gay marraige
They both like the name Joe a lot
If Palin loses she may not run again
If Obama loses Hillary may run again
Which one should I vote for for president?
Hey Ellen And Crew
I just saw something outrageously funny, by accident.
It was an episode of Drew Carey's "who's Line is it anyway"
Richard Simmons was a guest.
It had to do with a vacation scene and a jetski.
Guess who was the Jet ski and got rode.
Your show is positively funny and original.
But is there anyway you would do this kind of comedy.
Just once?
On the spot, unknowingly and unpredictable.
I laughed so hard.
I forgot about the mortgage.
Thanks for your Time.
Melissa
Today is not a dress rehearsal...enjoy it to the fullest! One may never see tomorrow.
...& now abideth faith, hope and love and the greatest of these is love. I Corinthians 13
Ellen instead of looking for a cure for cancer FIND THE CAUSE which is all those perfumes and toxic products all you movie stars and celebrities endorse!! Like Revlon body works toxic detergents and fabric sofeners, shampoos fake tan products. You cannot lather and douse yourself in toxic chemicals all day and not get cancer!! Not to mention the fake foods poor people are forced to eat and call it food!! Just ask the original charlies angels?? All revlon models. It's odd to me that one of the biggest causes of cancer are looking for the cure??? Don't they know or is that their way of pretending they are doing something?? www.non-toxiclife.com want to know more? christy
ellen...where's the games that were on your website? i really enjoy playing them.love your show.
joy
Every time my husband says he cannot find something right in front of him and he calls for help, I remind him that he has
Man Disease
Thanks for making me smile!!
"Work gets in the way of life."
"Can you ship me somewhere, one-way?"
"Whatever."
"Live Life."
"So I live on Pluto. I don't mind. Population: 1."
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