Whispering is not quiet. Not talking is quiet. When you’re looking for a quiet moment, a whisper can be more disturbing than a voice talking at normal volume. Whispering forces you to pay attention because you know that whatever is being said has got to be juicy. When you gossip about someone, you naturally go into a whisper. I guess that people think that if they gossip in a lower voice, it makes it all right. “Did you see Sally? She’s really let herself go.”
Some people think they can direct a whisper. They cover up their mouth with their hand or a menu. Doing that just draws attention to the fact that they’re whispering. Maybe I’m just paranoid, but when I’m in a restaurant and I see someone talk behind their menu, I think they’re talking about me. When they’re probably just whispering, “The crab cakes are horrible.” Some people have perfected the art of whispering without moving their lips. I think that’s how ventriloquism was invented. “Did I hear you say that I’ve really let myself go?” “No Sally, it was that little wooden man sitting in the corner.”

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[QUOTE=kathyloveswsu;51504]Aired Nov. 19 - You and your show were sooooo taken by Brittany Brett, who claimed her husband and her had fallen on hard times and needed money. She was then presented with a check for $25,000. Brittany Brett claimed her husband, Jeremy, works 65 hours a week and only has $25 a month to feed themselves and their baby. First of all, if Jeremy works 65 hours a week, why is he at an Ellen show in L.A. and not working where they live in Spokane, Washington? We know this couple and it is such a lie that you fell for. I hope their LDS faith is proud. What upsets me is, there are couples WHO really do need the money - you were conned and fell for it. Maybe a little research needs to be done before you hand out $25,000 or give it to me!
Posted by kathyloveswsu | November 20, 2009 4:02 PM