Hey Ellen

Here's some awosome places to go to (if funnes you don't live in Florida)

1.GO TO DISNEY WORLD (in Florida) It is the funnest place you can go to

2.Go To Blue Springs You can swim with manatees

3.Go to Bush Gardens They have this HUGE roller coaster (SHRIEKRA) it's fun

4.Go to Sea World you can get soaked by SHAMU it's cool

Hope you enjoy these ideas :)

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You realy can't be in love unless the person that you love, loves you in the same way
I personally think that love was made to darken my soul. Here you go zar love this women, whoops looks like you'll never have a chance. Ha ha ha. Cosmic dismay for this lesbian.

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Ellen's corny treatise on the arrival of spring is precisely why I've never been able to watch a full hour's-worth of her television program. Between Oprah, The View, The Marie Osmond Show, Ellen and countless mindless daytime soap operas and court "dramas," I'm beginning to think that collective American womanhood has absolutely gone goofy. Small wonder so many American men are marrying Russian women: At least a Russian woman will play chess and discuss Pushkin with the best of them. American women, on the other hand, increasingly appear bent on reserving a seat in elementary school, intellectually.

Sorry, American ladies--but someone finally needs tell you these truths.

Hi Ellen,

Spring is nice because it’s a sign of better things to come, a sign of hope, maybe a new or a renewal of love and it’s also time for “Dancing in the Streets!”

Spring is great because it’s time to limber up and stretch for maximum enjoyment of the summer fun and more dancing.

Block parties, barbeques, picnics, and every other form of out door parties are excellent forms of entertainment, every night of the week, if you look for them.

I just love spring. I love you Ellen and I love Portia and I love your show!

Party On!

do u read all these?

..Ellen..

It's fun reading comments from other fans.. Makes me want to start up conversations. humm.. like, looks like pleading for a job is already taken, but I wanted that position.

Actually um' feeling worthly of employment. If ya need an Xtra, I'm 4-hire. Did notice your B-Party looked a little thin through the crowd. You need some parttime fillins that will standin the background of every picture taken... Or maybe when your feeling down, need a fillin host.. again... I'm available.. but will need an Ellen mask so nobody will know the difference. Just think your boss won't figure out either. hee hee.

And talkin Springtime - here's some more tips and comments-
- keep on dancing.
- keep your windows shut, don't let the bugs fly in!
- dont run after the icecream man and catch him for a cone... you might catch something else.
- ya know it's Spring in Texas cuz Summer's already here.
- It's hotter than 'highschool love' driving my car without airconditioning
- I look sweaty and hotter than 'girls gone wild' driving with no airconditioning.
- let's have a nickname contest to see who has the most nicknames giving a brief description of origin.
- let's have wheelbarrel races, my dog likes to ride.
- Fall in Love? Do I have to look? Falling in love dropped off the "to do list" a few years ago.. But if it falls in my lap, then yeah!

PLEASE OH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I beg of you or of anyone who sees this. Help me get a job. I've been writing into you for the past year. My fiancee (who bythe way just had my daughter) doesnt have a job & she is a Philippino in Toledo, Cebu Philippines Islands. I paid off her medical bills & have no more money I need to work in order to send her money. I live here in Plano, Illinois USA. I must stay here inside of the USA because of my medications would be too much. I've applied at vertually every where under the sun. None of the fast food restraunts want me. I've applied at every where. Please I plead with you Ellen give me a job. I want to work. Please I plead with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know that You’re encouraging people, kids to drink Pop Rocks and Red Bull for breakfast. Although I don’t know what Pop Rocks is so I’m hoping it’s a health drink. I just got “your winter coat is shedding”. I’m slow. It took me about 10 mins to realize you’re pretending to be a cat for a split second. It’s true. I watch my 4 cats adjust to the warmer weather by shedding lots and lots of fur everywhere. Being in heat means you want to reproduce so you are very horny and rub against everything in sight and howl like a howling insane hyena. You know that You’re encouraging people, kids to drink Pop Rocks and Red Bull for breakfast. Although I don’t know what Pop Rocks is so I’m hoping it’s a health drink. I just got “your winter coat is shedding”. I’m slow. It took me about 10 mins to realize you’re pretending to be a cat for a split second. It’s true. I watch my 4 cats adjust to the warmer weather by shedding lots and lots of fur everywhere. Being in heat means you want to reproduce so you are very horny and rub against everything in sight and howl like a howling insane hyena. You use words sometimes that I am not familiar with. I do not know what espadrilles are. I do know what tube tops are. I don’t think you wear tube tops, do you? You’re just being funny. Running through a field naked would be springy too. Lying down naked in a field and falling to sleep would be really springy. Will you be reading your emails during the summer. I want to write you now during the summer when you are off work. I couldn’t have picked a worse time to start writing you but I have more time too at that time. You have been fantastic this year. You’re show has taken a different direction. You are becoming a game host if your are not one already. I wish you would do more acting. You know also where I live people use umbrellas like parasols. I don’t think they sell parasols anymore. Please check your emails or have someone check them so you can get continuous feedback. Congratulations one your getting married legally. I am really happy about that Supreme Court decision and happy that you announced your wedding to the world. You’ re still rocking this world by being the first big star to bring this being gay thing out in the open. It does a world of good. You are such a genius in this area. You put John McCain on the hot seat. He was literally squirming I thought. Congratulations again. It’s marvelous how things are working out. Can I send you voice mail. Do you have a way to send voice recordings? I like to talk into a recorder and sometimes it’s pretty funny. I can sing too.