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Whenever I see a little kid, I think that each one is more beautiful than the
next. The fact is, I like to think of each of you website readers out there as m’little babies. I’m the mama and you’re the chickies. And I’ll lead you to the comedy pond, and if you get cold I’m gonna sit on ya. You’re welcome, quack.
I love kids. It’s so cute when they lose their teeth. They can fall asleep anywhere. They don’t have to pay for anything. Now that I think about it, kids are basically tiny hobos. But I think we can learn a lot from kids. They are so honest. If they think you look fat, they’ll tell you, “You look fat.” If you want to know about your neighbor’s marriage, you should ask their kid. “Really, Davy? You say ‘loveless?’ Here’s a quarter… keep your ears open.”
I love that kids can turn any chore into a game. I know because my housekeeper is 8. I taught her a game called “Ring around the Tubby.” She gets in that tub and scrubs and scrubs and never complains! Her tiny little hands can get in all the cracks. Then, when she’s done, she gets a fruit roll-up. Well, that’s enough blogging for today, kids. Why don’t you go out and play for a little while?
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LOL You're such a nut.
One of my four (count 'em) kids (yes, I could plant "Listening ears/spies" N-S-E-W...have the city covered for a few bucks LOL)would EAT all her teeth somehow...because she'd loose them but never find them...she'd just notice a tooth was "gone" after eating something or sleeping once, too. I never told her she could find it possibly...
...she was mad that she never shared in the childhood joy of putting a tooth under her pillow. Once she wanted to borrow someone else's but I told her the tooth fairy would be onto her. (Yes, I gave her some money from Mom & Dad in lieu of not having a tooth to lay out for the tooth fairy.)
In regards to your writing: "Whenever I see a little kid, I think that each one is more beautiful than the next." EEeeks. You can't say that when you have more than one kid....that poor first of six children....he/she'd feel hideous.
As far as their honesty...it does seem to apply when they are telling you honestly how ugly you are or how fat you are or about that big huge zit on your cheek or when pointing out your under-eye bags or how your shoes look just like Bozo's...but it doesn't really apply when they kind of want that fountain pen you said not to touch...."what's that behind your back?" "Hm?! Nuthin' mom." ((runs)) or when you see their mouth surrounded in chocolate: "Did you eat anything?" "Hm?! No, mom." (And, yes, a brownie is missing. LOL)
Have a fun and happy day!
Posted by Kelly | May 19, 2008 9:03 AM