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Ellen's Thoughts | Friday, May 16, 2008 | 11:00 AM

Kiddie Blog

Whenever I see a little kid, I think that each one is more beautiful than the
next. The fact is, I like to think of each of you website readers out there as m’little babies. I’m the mama and you’re the chickies. And I’ll lead you to the comedy pond, and if you get cold I’m gonna sit on ya. You’re welcome, quack.

I love kids. It’s so cute when they lose their teeth. They can fall asleep anywhere. They don’t have to pay for anything. Now that I think about it, kids are basically tiny hobos. But I think we can learn a lot from kids. They are so honest. If they think you look fat, they’ll tell you, “You look fat.” If you want to know about your neighbor’s marriage, you should ask their kid. “Really, Davy? You say ‘loveless?’ Here’s a quarter… keep your ears open.”

I love that kids can turn any chore into a game. I know because my housekeeper is 8. I taught her a game called “Ring around the Tubby.” She gets in that tub and scrubs and scrubs and never complains! Her tiny little hands can get in all the cracks. Then, when she’s done, she gets a fruit roll-up. Well, that’s enough blogging for today, kids. Why don’t you go out and play for a little while?

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Posted by monormonol | December 9, 2008 6:27 PM

[color=green]Oi,meu nome é Ana Paula,eu vejo seu programa sempre que posso,as veses não dava por causa do trabalho mas agora que estou desempregada vejo todas as tardes.Amo demais suas entrevistas e na verdade sou apaixonada pelo seu programa que pra é um dos melhores da tv.Abe,nem sei se vai chegar a ler este email,mas se lesse queria que mandasse um beijo para mim aqui no Brasil,sou do Rio de Janeiro e moro numa cidade chamada Campos dos Goitacazes.Seria uma honra ter meu nome dito no ar.Mais uma vez queria ressaltar minha admiração e respeito pelo seu trabalho.Um beijo enorme da sua fã.

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Posted by Ana Paula dos Santos Nascimento | September 23, 2008 8:32 PM

Hey mama..You are hilarious!!!

Posted by vicky Greece | August 3, 2008 7:53 PM

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Posted by allicergetou | July 19, 2008 7:16 AM

Hi! I think you are so funny! I love your show and I love to read your blogs! I just had the worst day ever and you totally made me feel better! Thanks!
I love the "kids are like hobos" part of this blog! So funny! I also think it is adorable when children lose their teeth, but I think it's cuter when they have glasses that are just a wee bit too big for their little heads! SOOOOOO cute!
I love you and I wish you all the happiness in the world! Keep us laughing! Take care and God Bless!
Love, Katie

Posted by Katie | July 9, 2008 1:38 PM

Dear Ellen,

First off, congrats on the wedding! :) I wish you all the happiness you deserve and more. :)

You know, I'd also like to say thanks for everything you've done.. However little we hear from you and your show here in Europe, you truly changed a lot of things and believes even in places you might never have heard about. :P And I'd personally like to thank you for helping me understand things better, and with that being able to help my friends in need. I'll forever be grateful for being such an amazing role model.

Best wishes,

Kriszti from the middle of nowhere - goes by the name of Central-Eastern Europe =D

P.S.: Fun about the name combining, how about DeGenerossi? :D I always thought that sounded cool. :P

Posted by Kriszti | May 28, 2008 5:31 AM

Dear Ellen,

I'm such a huge fan of you and your show. I look forward to watching you everyday. I'm a mother of 6. oldest is 7 and youngest is 8 mos so yes our home is always crazy and i find comfort watching your show. You always make me laugh.

About kids being honest, well i told my three oldest kids that once they reach 8,7,6 they can start washing/drying dishes. my oldest came right out and asked "what are you gonna do"...lol
I answered,ummmmmm relax!

oh, i just remembered something else, my husband shaves his head and his been doing it since 2000 before the birth of all our 6 kids. so none of them has seen him with hair. one day my husband was in the shower and forgot to lock the door our 5 year old walked in and opened the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was hair and he asked his bald headed father if thats where he puts all the hair from his head...hahahaha

Thanks for all the laughter and joy you bring into our lives.

Posted by agnes | May 27, 2008 6:49 AM

Hey Ellen. You are so right about kids being little hobos. In fact, if I don't pay attention, my six year old would dress like one too! LOL... you know, her fav t-shirt she got when she was like three years old, with some sweat pants that are too short & have permanent grass stains on them. Oh and the gym shoes with the holes in them (all of which she won't let me throw away!)... LOL!!!

Not only are they honest, but they think everyone else is honest too. Which can be fun, like when you tell her the flash light behind your back, shining on the wall is 'tinkerbell'. Or that the big strobe lights some business put outside for grand-openings are REALLY UFO detecters! LOL. ORRR, last X-mas when you were doing all the give aways, she thought you were giving EVERYBODY free Wii's (including her)... That was a hard one to explain to her, that it was only for the people actually in the audience. LOL

Anyway, thanks for making our mornings so bright and cheerful! Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, We love you and Portia (I miss her and Ally McBeal, LOL) We wish you both the best of luck and may God continue to Bless you both!!

Wendy, Grace(6) and Faith(15 months)

Posted by Wendy | May 23, 2008 12:28 PM

Dear Ellen!
I love you and your show so very much!! thanks for having Sen John McCain on your show. What a wonderful thoughtful person this makes you. My day is mostly scheduled around "getting home to watch Ellen" Even when my Mom was in a comma in August 2005 for 10 wks and we literly had to live 75 miles from home most of the time to be close to her, I found a tv to watch you!! My family thinks I am a little loopy. I wish I would have been able to get my daughter on your "baby" show but of course thats impossible to get close to you. Our family is going thru some rough times, but we belive we will get thru it. One reason is one day when a lady won a van on your show she said "God bless you Ellen" and you said "He does, He blesses me everyday." I will NEVER forget that, even when i sometimes think, of my gosh what next! You are a great inspiration for all women, girls, teens and adults! You keep cheering the world up and you will be blessed the rest of your life. Oh yeah, if only every mother could be as loved by her children as you love your Mama. Mine do,and I love my Mom & dont ever want to think of a time without her, so I know sorta how she feels even though i am not famous. Thanks for all the money and donations you give from yourself and inspire others to donate to the great causes of the world. Wouldn't it be great if we all had just what we needed, and if not someone like you and others to help us get it and do for ourselves. You go girl, you are my IDOL!

Posted by Anne Adams | May 22, 2008 2:04 PM

Dear Ellen
I have been watching your show for the past three years now-ever since I became a stay-at-home-mom. Which by the way is such a blessing-Its funny my two year old daughter even gets excited when I mention "Ellen's on" she runs to the TV says a big "Hi Ellen-how you doin" I'm ready to dance" she's too much- So, I just wanted to thank you for helping me wind down each day by inspiring me with the wonderful things you do for people and just making me laugh-you are one truly amazing person!

Ps: I am so happy to hear you are getting married-you deserve all the happiness in the world-CONGRATULATIONS!!

Posted by Jonnin Sosa | May 19, 2008 11:45 AM

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