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30 Seconds to Air • Monday, May 19, 2008 • 3:00 PM • Share 30 Seconds to Air RT @TheEllenShow

30 Seconds to Air

The audience is applauding wildly as the show is about to start. Little do they know that their host, Ellen DeGeneres, is standing right behind them. Ellen loves to freak the audience's freak. In fact, there's a chance that she's standing behind you right at this moment. No, don't turn around! What if Ellen has snuck up on you and is standing right behind your chair? What are you going to say to her? Think about it for a second. Do you hear any breathing? Are the hairs on the back of your neck tingling right now? Okay, you can turn around... what, she's not there anymore? We all know that Ellen is as quick as a ninja. She probably had to get back to her studio because right now she's got a show to do. There's only... 30 Seconds to Air.

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I love Ellen! She has got to be the most hilarious person on the planet. The audience games and all of the other things she does to keep her tv and studio audiences entertained and the show fresh!

I was moved to tears when I watched Ellen with Portia. What a beautiful couple. Personally, I don't like Oprah but I watched only to see Ellen.

I truly hope that Ellen & Portia are together for a lifetime. I am a heterosexual woman and wish that I could find the love of my life as these 2 have.

To the person who posted the comment about the 2 of them. If people are truly Christian, I believe that the greatest honor we can show Christ is to treat everyone as we would want to be treated; to not judge others--leave that to him! I also believe that the reason that God gave us people that are "different" from majority--be it sexual orientation, race, physical appearance or disabilites, is to test us. To see how we will in fact treat them. It is not our place to judge but to love.

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Posted by rdnylmt konmeqi | December 25, 2008 9:03 PM

I hope to someday meet this inspiring, funny gal!

I think she is the most awesome person on this planet! The way she cares about things and the funnies she does. And most of all.. she loves to dance like I do!!!!

And to take the time to do a special event in Universal Studios where Ellen went scampering through the jungles/forest... That was so darn cute. I think that is when I really fell head over heals for her!

My kids thought that was cute too with her in it.

It's people like her we need a ton more of!!!

DANCE ON ELLEN!

Posted by Patricia (Pete) Bullion | October 21, 2008 10:06 AM

My significant only and I of 22 years were at Ellen's 4 th show of season 6. It was amazing to be there. Tears came to my eyes when the doors open for Ellen at the beginning of the show. It was great to see her in person. We have been watching her show since it began. We want to come see her again next year. Thank you Ellen for being you and making our day a little bit better. Keep making us laugh.

Thank you,
Bill and Rich

Posted by Richard Schlein | September 18, 2008 2:07 PM

I love everything about you Ellen!!

Posted by Diane Crandall | September 16, 2008 9:39 PM

Hi! Ellena, desde Colombia te envio un caluroso saludo y felicitaciones por tu matrimonio. Te conoci en tu pais por tu programa. Solo le pido a Dios que las colme de bendiciones y que sigas adelante con tan estupendo programa. Suerte!!!!

Posted by Omaira | August 19, 2008 11:22 AM

Hi Ellen!..no hablo tu idioma, pero te deseo toda la felicidad en tu matrimonio, Dios las colme de bendiciones. Durante 6 años vivi en ese pais y tu programa era muy especial, casi siempre lo vi. Sigue adelante aportando tanta alegria.

Suerte!

Posted by Omaira | August 19, 2008 11:18 AM

you make the world a better place.

Posted by Debbie | July 30, 2008 3:27 PM

you make the world a better place.

Posted by Debbie | July 30, 2008 3:27 PM

Hi Ellen:

We have been watching your show for years.
In Feb. 2009 my wife and I, along with another couple will be going on a Princess Cruise out of L.A., celebrating my wife's birthday, on Feb. 4th and would like to visit a taping of your show.
We will be in L.A. on Feb. 2nd and 3rd prior to our cruise. We hope that we can be a part of the fun.

Posted by Bill (WHK) | July 26, 2008 5:44 PM

Ellen,

I absolutely LOVE your show! Congrats to you and Portia! You are the BEST!

-Kara

Posted by Kara | June 20, 2008 4:37 PM

Hi ellen,

I absolutely love your show! Its my dream to be able to come to your show and see you. You always make me laugh! Cady

Posted by Cady | June 13, 2008 8:09 AM

Ellen,

Congratulation to you and portia!! she's so lucky to have you in her life... wish i was too!!!! just joking!!! having you in one's life will never get bored and lonely, you always lighten up other people boredom and lonesome....

lots of love

karina

Posted by karina | June 5, 2008 6:06 AM

ellen,

Congratulation to you and portia!!! Portia so lucky to have you in her life!!!!

Posted by karina | June 5, 2008 6:02 AM

I LOVE YOU.
Mara

Posted by Anonymous | May 30, 2008 12:59 AM

Your program's not telecast to Venezuela? Is there a way in which we might place Chavez on the U.S. ballot come November? Maybe the man's on to something!

Posted by Tony Oliva | May 27, 2008 2:01 PM

Positive thing for Ellen is, people like my sister have been watching her for years. Downside is, my sibling's homosexual, she's presently in her third "marriage" at age 56 (she and her second ex went at each other with baseball bats two days before the "divorce" was finalized 14 years ago), and she's regularly attended psychological counsel since 1984. (It's probably unnecessary for me to say that my good sister's psychologist is herself homosexual, as are her medical practitioner-partner-feminists and their booming clientele.)

Posted by Todd Gitlin | May 27, 2008 8:36 AM

Hi Ellen,

I love you and I'm so happy your getting married. I am also gay and being 18 years old it is kinda hard for me but way to go girl...

Love you,
Jonathan

Posted by Jonathan | May 26, 2008 9:23 PM

Hi Ellen..!

I love this web site ! It has given me the chance to watch your show...I am from Venezuela and I live in Caracas...here your show is not avialable but I got the chance to watch the video gallery and I got a pretty good idea of your show I laught a lot watching your volg's my favorite is the one where you play like a dancer is so much fun... I really admire you and think you are one the most creative person I have known so far

Congrats on your wedding I am also getting married but next year....

In Vnenezuela planning a wedding is so much work that you have to start early...and since getting married has been a huge dream for me and I dont have a lot of money to do it... I was thinking that maybe you can help me giving me the chance to be in that box of money... Maybe you can help me who knows if not never mind I will continue to love you and your show...!

Love xxx

Particia
Your fan from Venezuela

PD: please dont forget to do more volg they really make me happier when I'm sad

Posted by Patricia Hernandez | May 24, 2008 6:02 PM

Ellen - IDEA FOR A SHOW.
I agree with the principal who posted a comment. I have been teaching for 15 years and my perfect mother taught for 40 years. (She really is wonderful, as are you.) At any rate, the common parent thinks that teachers have teachers aides to help with grading and entering (we don't) and MOST people think how lucky we are that we have summers off and are off at 3 pm. PLEASE SOME SHOW LOOK AT WHAT A TEACHER DOES IN A DAY! GET RID OF SOME OF THESE FALSE IMPRESSIONS! Show parents what they need to do and what we can't do. There really is a disconnect. Educators post grades on websites now and all school work is posted on a web page daily. Who do they think does all that?
I love my students and parents but there isn't an "Education about education" for the general population anymore.
All my best and bless you for all you do!
Stacey

Posted by Stacey DeHate | May 24, 2008 3:45 PM