The audience is applauding wildly as the show is about to start. Little do they know that their host, Ellen DeGeneres, is standing right behind them. Ellen loves to freak the audience's freak. In fact, there's a chance that she's standing behind you right at this moment. No, don't turn around! What if Ellen has snuck up on you and is standing right behind your chair? What are you going to say to her? Think about it for a second. Do you hear any breathing? Are the hairs on the back of your neck tingling right now? Okay, you can turn around... what, she's not there anymore? We all know that Ellen is as quick as a ninja. She probably had to get back to her studio because right now she's got a show to do. There's only... 30 Seconds to Air.
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EmailHi Ellen!..no hablo tu idioma, pero te deseo toda la felicidad en tu matrimonio, Dios las colme de bendiciones. Durante 6 años vivi en ese pais y tu programa era muy especial, casi siempre lo vi. Sigue adelante aportando tanta alegria.
Suerte!
Hi Ellen:
We have been watching your show for years.
In Feb. 2009 my wife and I, along with another couple will be going on a Princess Cruise out of L.A., celebrating my wife's birthday, on Feb. 4th and would like to visit a taping of your show.
We will be in L.A. on Feb. 2nd and 3rd prior to our cruise. We hope that we can be a part of the fun.
Hi ellen,
I absolutely love your show! Its my dream to be able to come to your show and see you. You always make me laugh! Cady
Ellen,
Congratulation to you and portia!! she's so lucky to have you in her life... wish i was too!!!! just joking!!! having you in one's life will never get bored and lonely, you always lighten up other people boredom and lonesome....
lots of love
karina
Your program's not telecast to Venezuela? Is there a way in which we might place Chavez on the U.S. ballot come November? Maybe the man's on to something!
Positive thing for Ellen is, people like my sister have been watching her for years. Downside is, my sibling's homosexual, she's presently in her third "marriage" at age 56 (she and her second ex went at each other with baseball bats two days before the "divorce" was finalized 14 years ago), and she's regularly attended psychological counsel since 1984. (It's probably unnecessary for me to say that my good sister's psychologist is herself homosexual, as are her medical practitioner-partner-feminists and their booming clientele.)
Hi Ellen,
I love you and I'm so happy your getting married. I am also gay and being 18 years old it is kinda hard for me but way to go girl...
Love you,
Jonathan
Hi Ellen..!
I love this web site ! It has given me the chance to watch your show...I am from Venezuela and I live in Caracas...here your show is not avialable but I got the chance to watch the video gallery and I got a pretty good idea of your show I laught a lot watching your volg's my favorite is the one where you play like a dancer is so much fun... I really admire you and think you are one the most creative person I have known so far
Congrats on your wedding I am also getting married but next year....
In Vnenezuela planning a wedding is so much work that you have to start early...and since getting married has been a huge dream for me and I dont have a lot of money to do it... I was thinking that maybe you can help me giving me the chance to be in that box of money... Maybe you can help me who knows if not never mind I will continue to love you and your show...!
Love xxx
Particia
Your fan from Venezuela
PD: please dont forget to do more volg they really make me happier when I'm sad
Ellen - IDEA FOR A SHOW.
I agree with the principal who posted a comment. I have been teaching for 15 years and my perfect mother taught for 40 years. (She really is wonderful, as are you.) At any rate, the common parent thinks that teachers have teachers aides to help with grading and entering (we don't) and MOST people think how lucky we are that we have summers off and are off at 3 pm. PLEASE SOME SHOW LOOK AT WHAT A TEACHER DOES IN A DAY! GET RID OF SOME OF THESE FALSE IMPRESSIONS! Show parents what they need to do and what we can't do. There really is a disconnect. Educators post grades on websites now and all school work is posted on a web page daily. Who do they think does all that?
I love my students and parents but there isn't an "Education about education" for the general population anymore.
All my best and bless you for all you do!
Stacey
Ellen~
McCain embarrassed himself...I am a heterosexual that took 9 years to get married. I have been with my husband (who is 20years older than me) for the past 17 years...( I was 19 when I met him) I guess I am a cross between Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil's best show. But...what I know...love comes in many shapes, sizes, ages, sexes, and colors! GO FOR IT ! I love watching you...via TV or INTERNET. You are my 6 am waking laughter and my 11 pm bedtime chuckle. May you always have the joy you give to others ! I THINK YOU ROCK !
JODS
Ellen,
I am an elementary school principal and also taught school for 12 years. On your show tonight you were talking about the terrible situation for starving dogs in Puerto Rico. You said that one of the solutions would be to let the teachers teach this to kids in school. I need you to know that teachers have been asked to take on the role of raising children rather than teaching them how read, write and compute. I do agree that someone needs to help our children learn how to be caring and competent citizens but teachers can't do it all and particularly in a world where they are not given the resources to do it. Spend a week in a classroom. Live the life of a caring teacher for a while and see what they see. The answer??? Provide public schools with adequate funding to provide day long care for students with very highly qualified specialists at the K-3 level and focus on social skills, learning skills and healthy living opportunities. I guarantee we will save the money at the other end including saving starving dogs because people didn't care.
Ellen, I am a Flight Attendant. When I am off work I literally plan my day at home around watching you do your monologue and dance. (I really MUST get a life). Why on some days do you straddle the table and some days not? When you don't straddle the table, I'm like, "Man, she didn't staddle the table today" (back to the getting a life part)! Are you taking the coffee table to the new studio? Really though, you make me laugh out loud every day. Thanks for being who you are.
CONGRADS ON YOUR NEW WEDDING. JANICE AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 14 YEARS AND MARRIED IN IUR RELIGION FOR 11 YEARS, WE WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINES IN THE WORLD ELLEN. BEING MARRIED ID WONDERFULL.
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Hi! Ellena, desde Colombia te envio un caluroso saludo y felicitaciones por tu matrimonio. Te conoci en tu pais por tu programa. Solo le pido a Dios que las colme de bendiciones y que sigas adelante con tan estupendo programa. Suerte!!!!
Posted by Omaira | August 19, 2008 11:22 AM