I have a day spa in Tucson, Az. The last couple days a few of my clients asked me if I was going to put ham and cheese on their face. I was like ....noooo.... well they then explained your show the other day and I ltmq (laughing to myself quietly)I can't be crazy and loud during someones facial. But I just saw it on your website sooooooo funny! You are awesome! If your ever in town and you want an awesome facial let me know! -Stephanie Peterman

Hi Ellen!

I just wanted to let you know that I love you and I don't like you right now! Yesterday my husband came home and surprised me with a facial. We have a 13 month old daughter named Charlotte and he feels that I just don't take time out for myself. Well what a wonderful surprise, right? Well, it would've been if I didn't see your hilarious spa spoof! Laying there with those things on my eyes and all I could think of was you singing "apple bottom jeans..."! I couldn't hold in my laughter. I even had to tell this wonderful woman doing my facial why I kept laughing! Ellen you make me smile and laugh every day. Even on my toughest days and I love you for it. But now my facials are ruined! No, just kidding. Keep it up Ellen You're wonderful!

Sincerely,
Daina and beautiful baby Charlotte

Ellen,

You must have the best job in the world. I would love to have a job where I could do crazy things like you do. I laughed my head off with your facial stunts and the Psych antics.

I watch your show all the time and someday I hope to see you in person.

Always,

Fran Dillard

Funny to see you laughing, Ellen. It is always nice to watch people who enjoy their own jokes mostly.

ELLEN!!!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANOTHER STAND UP??? I LOVE YOU AND I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME TO SACRAMENTO OR SAN FRANCISCO. OR BOTH. I'LL GO TO BOTH IF YOU DO.

Everyday at school I can't wait to get home to watch you. Seriously, that's what I look forward to right in the morning 'ughh I just want this day to be done so I can get home and watch Ellen'. I even have to record it because I can't miss even the first 5 minutes. I mean come on, the best part is watching you dance.
SO WHEN WILL YOU DO ANOTHER STAND UP?

Hey Ellen,

First I would just like to say I Love your show and I sit and wonder what more hilarious things can this woman actually come up with.

I say this to say I would love to b a victim to your set up jus b cuzz ur ellen degeneres and I Love U!!! Seriously u get me thru the day no matter what mood im in......u know

So thank you

ellen! i totally love you and so do my kids! my daughters dance to your show all of the time. my oldest daughter, leah, used to dance with you before she could walk and i have video of it! please have us on the show! we would love to meet you. you are welcome at our home anytime.

Hi Ellen,

This is funny! I waited for you call so I could go with you!

I won't cry...sniffle...Cry...sniffle...I'm not crying... ok, I'm crying.

Ellen, will you be going to Nashville?
I so want to go...it has been my dream forever!
My neighbor and I want to walk the famous trail... she the opry...see Graceland.

Lois Jensen
Vancouver, WA

LOL
OMG.....i cannot believe she put up w/ that...u seriously messed w/ that patron......i was uncomfortable the whole time....but its like a trainwreck...cannot stop watching....

Where do you come up with all your ideas? The things you put people thru are amazing! You would think that someone would stop at some point and think something is just not right.

I live in Florence Massachusetts and cannnot
get your show on cable- what is up with that?
Comcast is the Cable Provider.

Hi Hellen,I'll try to explain breafly. We have a great real story abuot my 15 year boy with God gifts, he can see angels, spirits,can speak with animals,makes celestial light, and with God permision he can extend peoples life, I know its souds a little crazy, but we have proof of all. He can also listen to God and other spirts of heaven. He is a boy with WINGS, That only vident people can see. Its real and They want us to tell the whole thing to everybody, please try to help us, so Jesus and God can talk to us by him. God has given me the permision for this to all who will listen. His more than a psiquic or some.God send him with a big mision to this UNIVERSAL, I have written the story since it begin on March 2007. Please, please listen tous, theres is a PORTAL that only 5 can open. Rosy

You are absolutely the funniest woman on the planet. I tape your show daily-you are terrific. What a great feeling it must be to have the capability to improve daily lives of people and to make so many laugh. I do not think you realize what a blessing you are. Thank you for the happiness you spread.

By Far, The Ellen is the funniest human being on the planet...I tape this show every day and it always makes me laugh at the end of a day. This is one of the funniest segments I have ever seen..I cried b/c I laughed so hard..please do more of these type pranks in the future...
Thanks for bringing joy to so many!

H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!-EEH

funny stuff

ELLEN YOU AIN'T RITE !

Flaaarida. Geez oh man, don't y'all know anything? Kaw Kaw.

hey i was that show i was far away i was behide the gate you dance righ by me. i want to see the jonas brother so bad but i did i had the best spring break ever becuase of you.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol