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Sarah Marshall Was Just the Tip of the Iceberg!

Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.

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Kermitty I go to bed too I don,t hear you but I smell you nicer
welterusten

Oh Froggy, thank you so much for singing. I am already in my bed and not wearing my pyjama, I have a T-shirt today and two blankets and two pillows. Do me a favour and got to bed, too (after listening to the wonderful song:Do you know how many stars are in the sky? No one counted them before, but...chrrrrrr, chrrrr, chrrrrr ------------noises of my sleep). I am joking, you can´t hear anything at night from me.


Sleep Kermitty sleep outside there walk a sheep a sheep with white feets who drinks his milk so sweet sleep Kermitty sleep
sleep well en voor morgen gezond weer op
You can do it Kermitty fight for her

Froggy, we will see, if we are able to keep the fire burning without burning down the whole forest.

Froggy, I am totally damged, because I didn´t sleep enough, I will sleep, if you sing for me. Tomorrow I will have a very hard day, I have to care for a nice person and don´t know if I can handle it. I will fight for her.


Kermitty it is hot here I think its the open fire
sorry Kermitty it was a joky that girl follow you all the time don,t go please

Do you want me to go? I don´t feel like, because you are so nice with your dictionary and you make me laugh. I know a lot of italian women in Otaly, why should I go on here? Basta e finito. Non ho piu voglia...I want to stay with you and be sure, you wanted the open fire - I will call you next week - from my hotel - again.


Kermitty you are naughty and you have a new lover don,t you read the mails her name is Mervigliosa I think she live in Italy

Who needs sex?


Kermitty I,am here again Donald is grazy it is a sex site what a funnny duck

Froggy, how sweet that you enjoyed talking. Don´t be angry that I said that you are stupid, but you have such a nice dark voice, very special, but I could hear some difficulties concerning talking?

I am trained in hearing it easily, because you are really not the first in the world to me. I think, that in a lot of special moments we shouldn´t talk, just act. Too many people talk and don´t do anything. I want to give you a big hug, but you are still on the highest level of your hawaiin chair? Keep cool, babe.


Kermitty I could not find you all those pages nice to hear that I,am stuppid but I knew that already Kermitty is not you real name!!!don,t give a answer stuppid guestion yes I read the mail from Donald but he said also it was a boring site but I can try it okay
hear you

Froggy, I am already here and wait for you. Your voice isn´t too deep, you are really stupid in this point. My english talking is that good and fast, because I have to talk in english when I am in another city. I will write to you a postcard whereever I am just for saying hello. You know, you will receive the first from abroad during the next week (if the postmen are not on strike). Did you see, that Donald wanted to help us hiding? I don´t know how something like this works in that internet. i can handle machines and screwdrivers, but not the thing, I amusing the whole day. Hear you?

On a weekly basis I have the wonderful opportunity to work with 200+ students ages 11-18 and because of that, on an almost weekly basis I have the opportunity to hear some pretty awful break up stories but Jason Segel's tales of love gone wrong had me in a fit of giggles. I am so thankful for his honesty, his ability to laugh at himself and his ability to speak sing an entire love ballad!
Although this is probably terribly unnecessary, if you have the opportunity please extend to him my sincerest thanks. I will most likely use his bad breakup stories to encourage my students during their heartache. Thanks to him, I will be able to say, "Well, it could be worse. At least you weren't naked &/or speak singing a love ballad". Thanks Again!

Side Note: I often ask my students when they are wrestling with some relationship problem, family problem, school problem, etc. what’s the W.C.S. (Worst Case Scenario)? Once they face the W.C.S. they usually realize that it is never going to go down like that or they realize that if it goes down like that they have the tools, friends, and resources to handle it. Jason Segel’s W.C.S. breakups prove that it can be really bad in the moment yet totally redeemable in the end. Neat!


Hallo Jason and Ellen

this video is funny but the whole interview goos about a naked man where whas he?? Jason when you want you girlfriend back first:the flowers great idea two:make sure that you can sing and take a song that she love third: very important wear a suit

I'm dealing with a pretty awful break up right now and seeing this video made me feel much better. I guess if someone who is so talented gets dumped and does embarrassing things and makes it out on top, I can do it to. You're keeping me going Ellen, thanks for the inspiration everyday!

my bf brionna tell me all about you all the time. She tell me how you rock so hard !!! and how you are her rollmoldern and how expiare her to be who she is .Right now I typing at school so thanks !!! p.s WE LOVE YOU !!!


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