Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.
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Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.
Yes, froggy, I´ve found my mistakes on he first page. I answered to you there. I have to got to sleep in almost twenty minutes, because I am destroyed a little. You should sleep for getting energy, too. I`ll take you in my arms and will tell you an wonderful nice story for the night:
Once there was Kermit the frog. Now there are two - kermit and the frog. One day they will be one.
Froggy, your ideas are great. Strawberrys - how comes that you know that these are my favourite fruits? I open my mouth....kiss....now you have it back again, the strawberry. I would like to be with you now, here I come and bring all my good vibrations to you. Brrrr, brrr.
What do you mean when you said that I need your dictionary?
Kermitty you make me so laugh do you need my dictionary Kermitty I kiss you dry do you love strawberry,s I have them come closer mmmmmmmmmmmm
I can smell you open you mouth here he is a sweet red strawberry mmmmmmmmmmmm kissssssss
Froggy, I saw the lake on google. Can I swim with you in there? There are so many frogs, but I prefer only one special froggy. Great that you are living, where people want to make holidays. Don´t do so many compliments too me, because my job is my life, it is no altruism to help other people. I feel great, if I can see a smile in a woman´s face who gets help, so if you give you get so much back. And for that I get some money, too. It makes me sad, that you are suffering. For one laugh by you, I plant one sunflower, for each tear from you a tree. So I hope I will have a sunflower field and not a wood in my garden.
You can´t change, what you can´t change, but you are able to enjoy the sense of humour by ellen and my hugs to you. These are two very important things. I believe, that you felt better before you got this, but in the very very inside, nobody changes, you and me only have to look for the very happy froggy a little more. Since I am sportive, I will walk for searching your soul, you wait and I will bring it to you and show it to you. Then we laugh...At least: I never talked to nobody so much before. So you are somebody who is so true. You should know that I think that you should be invited by Ellen, that you should sit in tne first row. I hold you tight (I have long arms from here to the netherlands, 1000 kilometers long arms).
Kermitty you told me you found me too google you can see pictures from it nuilerveld that is where a life not the house on the picture ofcourse but you also see a lake there are three off this in two you can swim one is a nature lake in the spring and summer you see and hear lots of frokky,s we have also heath?[heide]its beautiful too walk there Kermitty you are so smart great job
you do so much for other people you speaks so many different language you are a wonderful woman you make me laugh when you said Gerrie on the fhone you have a beautiful strong voice I,am nobody Kermitty I wanne feel me before I was grazy
Froggy, don´t hate your feelings. You can be happy, that you can let your feelings out. It would be so nice, if I would be a witch who can take away all your sorrows. I hope, I do not make your life more complicated since you are with a good woman since such a long time.
My trip by bike was okay, but the cardrivers are terrible. I was wearing my new bicycle suit and the shoes, my friend were laughing very much, because I looked as if I wanted to do the Tour de France, but I had a red head because of going so fast by bike. But I was so enthusiastic.
Its allright Kermitty but I hate it that you hear me cry on the fhone how was you evening and you bike trip
afford means : I can give so much and don´t need all only for me, but I keep something for me. How are you now? I hope you are better, because you were so sad this afternoon. Don´t say that you are okay, if you are not, because I expect hearing the truth, dearest.
Froggy, you can count on me. Here I am. I had a wonderful afternoon, I was talking on the phone to an amazing person, she is soooooooooooooooo sweet. When I came back, my house was cleaned and diner ready, but homecoming is perfect, if you are there, too. I give you as much strength you want, because I can afford so much for you easily.
Do you have to look into in the dictionary? As I can see, your english becomes more and more better.
hai Kermitty I had a hard but funny day must to therapy smile most off the time because I though on you she ask me why I smile and laugh so much I told her is my secret Kermitty how was you day did you safe lifes I,am sure of it I understand we can not to a other site than we stay here Kermitty I don,t want that people read things about you and recognize you[hope you understand this I think its bad english]you and you job its to important Kermitty have you try to call me I saw a number on my fhone very long number but when I want to call back I hear only tttuuuttt
hear fom you?

Kermitty one day they will be one go sleep Kermitty I sing for you sleep Kermitty sleep outside there walk a sheep a sheep with white feets who drinks his milk so sweet sleep Kermitty sleep
sleep well en voor morgen gezond weer op
big big hug for a amazing Kermitty
Posted by froggy | April 25, 2008 3:57 PM