Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.
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Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.
Froggy, I just told her on the phone, what you said, but she said, that she still doesn´t what you have for her.
She is so funny, but desperated. We all feel so sorry for you, that you cannot be here, because I think, she needs you a little or more than a little, I do not know.
Please tell Kermitty I think off her all the time and I know what she mean with grabefruits yes that is one off our secrets you are Kermitty best friend please tell her that she must listen to the doctor and you she need rest I know her job is so important for her but Kermitty,s health is much much more important now please wil you give her a big hug and I have her in my heart tell Kermityy I smell her where ever she is
Thank you Froggy for telling us that. We all thought, now she starts do get some problems, but it means something (sunflower/wood) so we are not worried any more. I must tell you, that she told me, that you may dream of grabefruits, but she doesnt now, what she may dream of. I don´t understand even one word. She said that it is important.
Do you have so many secrets? She usually has secreats with people she really loves.
The doctor is not satisfied with her, he said, no the shocj has gone and she has a bad pain, but she has a psychological problem, too, because she always wants to stand up, she wants to work and she wants to talk to you. She is not allowed. Pleas answer me, even you don´t know me, but I am worried for her, she is so weak, I never saw her like this before.
Get well Soon Kermitty. The whole of Europe wishes you a speedy recovery.
Froggy? I was thinking..I wonder how many bed baths your friend will be getting. Keep you chin up froggy and keep watering the sunflowers for her!!
Hope you don't mind me reading your posts, better than the other gush and slush that is on this website, I could fall asleep in a bucket. I do think europeans are the most creative people on this planet and have the greatest footballers.
Donald Duck says Quack Quack.
I know what she mean with a sunflowersfield tell Kermitty there are only sunflowers and no wood in her garden I was so hapy that she call me but she need a lott off rest and yes I said it also too Kermitty it whas a little bit stuppid that she call me but it was nice too her voice you are her best friend please take care for her and tell her she is in my heart
Froggy, that was the minimum I could do. She was stupid to call you because that must have worried you too much. I think, she did not think about. She is tough in her job, but if she likes someone, she forgets everything. We all love her very much, she is adorable. I just came back (second time) from the hospital, she looks beautiful in her face, but the whole right side of her body is full of bandages. She must have a lot of pain, the doctor said so. Don´t worry, she will make it. As a friend I can tell you: After she called you tonight, she was smiling and felt asleep after seconds. She said to me, that you should not worry, because she wants a sunflowerfield in her garden instead of a wood. I didn´t understand what she was saying, that doesn´t mean anything for me, maybe she had too much medicine.
Thank you that you lett me know how it is with Kermitty I was so worried tell her I think off her all the time she is so special for me I know she is a strong and great woman but she need a lott of rest now please you are her best friend will you give her a big hug and tell her I,am close to her all the time and think off her I have Kermitty in my heart
I am a friend of Kermitty. She had a bad accident with her bike which she likes very much. She broke her arm, her leg (all the right side and lost a lot of blodd. She woke up after the operation and sleeps all the time. She is so sweet, when she sleeps. I am her best friend and tell you, that her only words were: Gerrie, are you there? Then she slept again. Usually she talks so much. It is strange, that I can sit so close to her and she does not talk, talk. We (5 friends) were all sitting around her bed and only I knew what she means, when she said Gerrie....She was worried about you. Imagine. She was the one who was almost...we don´t say it and thinks about you. She had a letter for you in her bag, but she should send it to you later. The doctor of the emergency said, that she is a strong person and will do it. Maybe I can take her on a chair for disabled people in the garden of the hospital, because I know, that she wants to call you and outside there is a cell. I am her longest friend and can tell you - she is a great person (you should see her eyes and her smile, when she is okay)
Froggy, as I can see, it is not me, who doesn´t believe the other. You don´t believe me no matter waht I say, because you do not believe, that I believe you all.
So what can I do?
I know it you are so smart and I,am stuppid and grazy but not so stuppid and grazy you don,t believe me whatever I say
Froggy, I trust you, believe me. I was only afraid that you get shocked, if you call back the number. When you said, you will not use it, I wasn´t worried any more. I trust you, but how can I proof it?
Froggy, good night. I hope I will find this place tomorrow. Go to bed and sleep, too. The day waits for you. Hug for you and your dogs.
Froggy, you are so sweet. Lay down your head, you sang so nice and much, you should rest. Enjoy my passion for you. Hear you tomorrow at around 12:00 and 22:30? I have to busy on saturday and sunday to this week, because next week I have to leave from wednesday til the next weekend. You will get a postcard from there. Don´t forget me.

Froggy, Kermitty doesn´t talk to me, I do not understand, what happens to her. She only said, that she has big feelings for you, I asked her, if she wants you to come, if she will invite you in a nice hotel for some days and she stopped saying one word. I am helpless and do not know what I can do. Can I bring her to the cell?
Posted by Friend of Kermitty | April 27, 2008 8:32 AM