Sarah Marshall Was Just the Tip of the Iceberg!

Jason Segel has a lot more to forget about than Sarah Marshall. Here he tells Ellen a few humiliating and hilarious break-up stories of his own.

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I´ve got the impreesion the threw me out before. Wait and see, very hot, I will stop talking in here

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Conny thank you so much you make me happy and cry with this big present Hotty,s own e-mail Hotty told me that you and you woman meet each other on her office I must so laugh she is so sweet and nayghty this morning Hotty told me from 9th of may nobody can visite her or call her I told Hotty I think of her every second and she is not alone Conny thank you for every thing what you do for Hotty and me you woman must be lucky with you

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By the way, very hot, we all are afraid concerning the operation and nobody tell her that. We pretend everything, we think we should pretend. We all care for her. Imagine, she starts to be our comforter. That´s typical

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Hi, I just came back from the hospital. She was sleeping again, but I she wke up, when I sat at her bed and opened one eye, after maybe half a minute the other eye. That is her little joke, she loves to play with her eyes and her face in a funny way. So I knew, that she is okay. We discussed how you can see each other, she cannot arrange anything now, but I promised that I will find a possibility. You most know, that she was my amor with my girlfriend and did everything to put us together. Unfortunetaley the doctors say, that from the 9th of may on there won´t be any chance to talk with her, to visit her and so on. She has to sleep very deeply in something like the dark. Maybe she can call tonight. I didn´t want to go in the hospital again, because she said, that she needs her privacy a little for today, but as you want to talk, of course, there is a new reason. I will try, to get her at around 22:20 and take her outside with a little wagon. She will tell you her own e-mail (a present from me)which is secret privat and everything. It cannot go on with you here.

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Conny its me very hot Hotty call me this morning I told her that she must listen too the doctor and her friends she told me she don,t meet you this morning because she sleep her voice was so happy and sweet I told her I wanne be with her but I understand it is not possible on this moment[problems with her woman] I will wait and will make her happy Conny Hotty told me she can not call me again?or maybe I understand her wrong I hope because I must tell her something don,t worry its nothing bad please Conny when there is a possible that Hotty can call me and when she want it I wait on Hotty,s fhone

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Conny I forget too tell you when it is not possible that Hotty can call me tell her that I sing for her every evening my sleepy song

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I think you are in the hospital know I had too work but I,am free for the rest of the day and hope that Hotty can call me I be every second with her I don,t understand why are the doctors so rought? this is not good Hotty don,t deserved this she is my everything every second of the day I think off Hotty I know I most and will be strong for Hotty,s health altough I,am a little bit affraid for the operation [don,t tell this too Hotty]every morning on 8.00hour clock I said come on Hotty this is my promises too Hotty

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very hot, I will go to the hospital now. The doctors said, that I may see her, maybe she can walk a little with a little wagon this afternoon. I will bring my phone with me to her. If you are in, she can try to call you. The terrible operation will be on the 9th of may, but I cannot be with her until to the 18th, when (we all hope so) may leave the hospital for ever. I will tell in 40 minutes her, that you will be with her. She has to do some tests today, again. They are really rough with her.

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Thank you Patriacia for you nice words don,t be affraid I never surrender how can I be with so wonderful amazing special person as Hotty she is my everething

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I am so happy, that they are together again. Anonymous, you must understand that love goes where it goes to. They are such a nice couple and so sweet, too. I must say, it is nice, that they are soft and wild and care so much for each other, too. That has nothing to do with cheating. First of all, who is the partner of who? Maybe they are already the real partners to each other and more close than anybody to her partner.I think, that they found each other here is wonderful. If they would live together in the future because they´ve found here - wouldn´t it be great? Ellen and Portia know what I am talking about if I say: Changes are necessary, especially if love rules. They should appreciate their love to each other. Best wishes to hot, get well, very hot, don´t surrender.

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Anonymous, she doesn´t say anything bad. Froggy is not cheating anyone. Life is great, love is big. Anonymous, you should care for your own problems. Don´t judge others.

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How does it feel froggy (very hot) cheating behind your partners back. The truth will always come out.

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Very hot, I will tell her. I am sure, that she is with you, too. You don´t have to care for me, I have a sweet girlfriend (we are in love since ten years) who works here. She will tell me, what I can do. I hope, you can wait, because if someone meets hot, evrybody doesn´t want to go anymore. You will hear from me tomorrow, okay? Take care for you, she needs us all.

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Conny first thank you for answer me I can understand that you sitting on Hotty,s desk and not know what to do Hotty told me she love her work and love to help people Conny Hotty is a fighter and with our help and love you sall see she sit there on her desk again from early in the morning to late in the evening the most important thing on this moment is that she take rest that she know I be with here and so are you Conny in her letters on this site she told me she had a very good friend who love she very much she did not told me her name but now I know it is you we both have a good influence and we coach Hotty together when you want this ofcourse I know I want to do it be strong Conny and please when you visite Hotty tomorrow give her a big hug and tell her I be with her and smell her

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Very hot, I was waiting for your answer so much, because I have to tell hot something nice tomorrow morning, when I will visit her. I am sitting in her office and do not know what to do, because she did all before on her own. She was so tough in her job and so successful. I am happy, that she listened to you and doesn´t care too much about her work anymore. So as you can see, I can see, that you have a good influence, too. You don´t have to explain why she was hurted by you, her smile this morning ...if I wouldn´t know that you haven´t been in her room before, I would have thought, you have been there. I am worried, they will do another operation. I am happy, that you are with her. That will make her happy, she needs a coaching, she was a soccerplayer in the 70´s.

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I can understand that you are angry on me you are her best friend and love her very much but please I will ask you when you know somethimg from Hotty or be allowed to visite her tell Hotty I think off her every second and we fight togther she is not alone and I be with Hotty please will you do this Conny

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Very hot, I forgot to tell you, that this morning hot ordered me to send something to you. You will get something maybe tomorrow afternoon. A special package she said, she will send later if she can move better and if the doctors let her out. I don´t know anything new, bye.

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I only could talk to Ms. Hot for a short time, this morning she looked great, smiling and as if the sun kissed her cheek.
I don´t know what happened, she told me, that she talked to you (did I understand her right - very hot?)and that I should tell you, how it goes on. She may not go out anymore. The doctors are worried about her health. She said, that you are always with her and smiled into herself. For today I cannot say anything else, because she will come in a part, in which I may not visit her for today.
I am not angry, if she is not angry. I only behaved like this, because I love her as a friend so much. She does everything for a friend and people she loves, that is the reason why I was so angry. I have to tell you, to "very hot" (?), that she will fight for getting well and that you are amazing. That is all I can do, Bye.

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If you don´t mind, I read it all. How could this nice story end so easily? Poor Kermitty, she has to stay in the hospital and Froggy wasn´t nice to her. I am a little upset just by reading that. I found out, that Froggy doesn´t trust you. At least, that is her problem. Since you are somewhere, you can´t do anything. If someone don´t trust - no way. That goes by heart, maybe she is afraid to let you in, but than she was a lier all the time, because she said, that she is true.
Go on Kermitty, there are so many other women in the world, they will find you. I think, that Froggy will regret her words - wahtever she said. But sometimes it is too late. I hope not for you, Kermitty, keep on and recover soon.

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Froggy, I do not know what you said to Kermitty, but she was crying so much, that they had to bring her back to the emergency, her blood pressure and the heart are not strong enough.
I will not bring her outside to the telephone outside into the garden anymore, I took away the telephone, too. She cannot walk on her own, so she can not call you. The emergency said, now they do not let her out until her next operation. As a friend I must say, that I am afraid. Her feelings are always so true. Whatever you said, it cannot be right, she couldn´t tell me, she felt down, when she came out of the phonecell, and lost all her energy for a moment, the doctor ran and was angry, what I did her to her. I didn´t say anything, but Froggy, I take care for her so much. She is not allowed to stay in contact, as long as I am around her.

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