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Ewan McGregor is just the tip of Ellen's iceberg on Monday. Here she is with all the fantastic details, statistics and flow charts.
Hi-
I live in a suburb about 45-50 miles west of Chicago. I have MS and I'm not able to drive any more so I did'nt try to get tickets for the show while in our windy city. Well, my partner was just laid off from her job of 34 yrs. so she is now available to drive me. Are there any tickets available while Ellen is in Chicago?
Ellen, you have a great show! I have just started to watch you so I am behind the times. You definitly have a vibrant, fresh personality,,, the spelling might need a little help. You go girl because you are awesome!!!!!!Take care and have an awesome day! Irene
Dear ellen i think you are amazing. I am from england and i watch your show everyday. I love your dress sense and your sense of humour. In the uk we have no gay women on t.v maybey some day people will lead by your example and we will soon. One question. How do you find the guts to come out?
Froggy, I am almost writing bulgarian, that is no english any more - I need sleep, bye and sorry for that bad spelling - dizyy dozzy Kermit
Froggy, I will sleep in a few moments. I just came back from the walk with my dog. I am happy that you enjoy the music, because Gianna just sings what I feel and with that song she takes me with her on her journey of passion. If you tanslate the phrases - it is amazing, too.
Kermit, nice that you like he. By the way I have read a book by Valeie Blumenthal in which a girl was called Hannah ("Saturday's child" in original). Can it be thw book you are calling "My name is Hannah?". Good night an listen to my favourite singer. Bis Montag, Kermit
Hai Kermit I listen to Gianna and her song sei nell anima beautiful I have download her music right now
Thanks Berliner
Froggy, I just did something stupid. I wrote a letter and didn´t pay attention---all gone. Now again: Gianna was born in Siena (Tuscany)in June 1956 or 1957. Her wonderful cd is called "Grazie" tho other one "Perle". Maybe you know her famous songs from the 80's: "Latin Lover" and "ragazzo dell'europa"? Of corse I will buy that book you are reading. Before buying it I will have look into my lrbrary, maybe I have ist. Yes, I admit, I have my own library in my house. Some people who cannot afford books may ask and than I give to them, but only one book each person. I really hate it, if I don´t get back books. If I have too much, I take some and leave them on places were everybody may take them - in the underground, in busses. That is funny, because I write in the books, that the person who finished it, has to leave somewhere else on places in Berlin. Oh, yes, my favourite cd from Tracy Chapman:"Where you live". Of course you will hear from me tomorrow again.But you should go to bed, too, because we all need soft seats and a comfortable sofa. You should see, were I am sitting with my notebook. On a huge, huge, sofa (I like it very much), crossed legs and yawning. Schlafe gut und träume was schönes (you should dream of something nice, sogni d'oro)I am exited and can´t wait for your letter. Until tomorrow, the trees outside are waiting for the pee of my dog. Kermit..
Hai Kermit you don,t have to excuse you I understand that you are tired you had a busy weekend fly to Milano and back to Germany with you dog sweet you and you dog travel together have a appointment what a fun when this guy she you walk with you dog Hallo this is me and my appointment blue eyes jeans and a shirt not bad I have music from Tracy Chapman but I have never hard from Gianna Nannini I go to the music store not tonight ofcourse and ask it there the book that I read is my name is Hannah from Valerie Blumenthal funny and cry book Berliner its almost
22.00clock time for you to go to bed
sleep well en voor morgen gezond weer op
I hope I hear you tomorrow??
bye Berliner
Froogy, excuse me for my bad writing. I am not able to correct myself, because I am very tired, but I don´t want to go asleep without writing and at least I still have to go out with my dog...at around 10 (european time, of course).
I will have a glass of orange juice...(I drank a good wine and had a toast last weekend as promised). Kwaaaaaaak
Froggy, I think we both are sitting at our computers, waiting for a letter from the other. What a great weekend for you. I had to behave so well, o.k. not hat difficult, but sometimes I would love to go to a soccer game from one moment to the other (like yesterday). I really had a wonderful diner - the payed all (!)and was happy to reach my suite with my wonderful dog (yes they offered a suite!). Concerning how I looked: I like myself more in my jeans with a shirt, but if must look professional I prefer a cool suit. Together with my glasses I look more serious, what is necessary if you are talking to tough guys. My dog loved to fly (I had to buy the whole airplane for her -joke). I got a special exeption. I never put my dog into a box, because I want her to travel with me in my class - never with suitcases. I would never be able to do something like that. On the weekend I was a little helpless (he, he, he). Imagine, one of the guys, a man (!) wanted to go out with me. I said, that I have an appointment with....and said the name of my dog. It was hard not laugh. Froogy, my eyes are blue, too. I am so happy, that you are there again. Gerrie (that is a male and a female name, a guy from the diner told me that), froggy, it is nice to find that you had time to read. What did you read? Now I am reading a book which is called:"Mc Carthy´s Bar." It is quit funny. Since I have to read very complicate things for doing my work, I love authors who play with words. Groetjes, Kermit
Hallo Kermit its me froggy happy that you are back I whas in it wood with the dogs the whole afternoon and hoping on a letter from you first yes I have blue eyes and when I read what you wear this weekend you must be look beautiful wauw you whas with you dog in a six stars hotel in Milano and the only privacy that you had whas the bathroom or did you mean the ballroom do you see it Berliner you and you dog dancing in the bath[ball]room!! I do OOOOOOHHHH and tell me nothing about business diners the are boring the only good things is the food,wine and you don,t have too pay I hope so you took all those charming guys not too a socccer match shame but the most important thing you have help other people smart,amazing Lady and you are back safe and healthy you ask me what I did this weekend I read,walk with the dogs,sleep,read, walk with the the dogs,sleep walk with the dogs and ofcourse I took a glass of orange juice and toast on you
bye groetjes from froggy hope hear from you soon
Froggy, Gerrie,
I am soooooooo sorry, I said it wrong (maybe because I am very tired...yawn)I should have said: groetjes!!! Sorry for that....all that I can say, I will listen to the cd of Tracy Chapman now. By the way, what kind of music do you like? Have you ever heard Gianna Nannini and her sei nell'anima? That means: You are in my soul...A wonderful song, I met her once in a hotel, she is very nice, too - not only the gratest european musician ----for my little opinion.
Read my letter below, please, Grüße, Kermit kwaak, kwaak
Jennifer Mulholland
That was strange, I was thinking about you the other week, wondering how you are getting along at college and if you managed to get those breaks fixed in your clapped out car or as we call it over here a banger!! Hope your public speaking is coming along, though I should imagine you too could talk the hind legs off a donkey. I really don't think you have any problems in that field. Which brings me along sweetly too..been on anymore exciting field trips? ha ha. You don't have to reply because I know you hate my guts, but actually I think you are a laugh with a hint of intelligence!! Here hold out your hand...I have a lovely bunch of worms that want to say hallo to you, they are all wriggling with glee!!
Take Care
Donald Duck
Froggy, it´s me, I came back a little sooner. And? Do you have blue eyes? How was your orange juice? For answering your question, what I was wearing: A light grey suit (means: trousers and a jacket) without a shirt or a blouse under it, but of course with underwear, no socks. My feet felt welcome in the brown shoes because. It was quit hot in Mailand (= Milano)- that´s were we, my dog and me, had to stay. Unfortunately Berlusconi a very conservative old (71 years old) man,won the elections in Italy. Business was hard but great for the ones I could help. The hotel was a six-stars-hotel, nothing else. I really ate very nice things, but the best diner in the world is the one I always have at home. My best companian: a wonderful woman, good food and my dog. When I am on holidays, I usually stay at my friends houses or invite them into a house in a wonderful place in Italy, which I own. I must admit that I hate those hotels, exept the bathrooms. Always people around. Everybody treid to catch, but I am uncatchable. My dog doesn´t like it either, she loves to stay in houses near to the sea or a forest. On our first evening (on friday) we, my dog and me came back from a walk, we were unbelivable full of good dirt from the forest. We were so proud to walk through the entrance, because we were so busy in the forest..I saw a wonderful biber, she too. My dog listened well and didn´t hunt it, but later, the squarrel. I was running a little, too (not hunting), after my dog - that´s what I enjoyed most. The bath after was great, but the diner - business, succesful and a little funny. It would have been funnier if you would have been around (with your girlfriend and orangejuice?). I missed a nice talk to people I can share my aims with. I am laughing, because I am afraid that now you have to look too much into your dictionary. I like to write to you, froggy, because my picture of you and your neighborhood and you surrounding seems as if it is cosy. What have you done all weekend? I feel a little sick because of those "charming" guys around.Unfortunately I was the only woman, suffer, suffer, weeping...Froggy, I hope to hear from you, you are funny and terrific, I am waiting for your news....Bye, I will look for you letter in a few hours again...Grootjes to the Nederlande from Berlin
There are alot of daytime talkshow hosts that have a lower IQ than a worm out there. One of Ellen's facets is that the woman can wriggle, in my eyes no different than a worm, which is a good sign!! Now as the worm slithers about in the soil, Ellen can be said to slither around in her money, no different than a worm except soil is free. Let's take a look at Ellen's body compared to that of the worm. Well, I have just had a look, mmmmmm, difficult to explain. Will move on...
There is one facet that stands out also, I have never heard a worm speak with a Southern accent, that is were Ellen, bless her cotton socks does really well, except when there is the occasional splatter. She can talk the hind legs off a donkey, see the difference..donkey has four legs, worms are still growing theres. But anyway..if Ellen was running for President, actually she would win if it was only her in the running. Mind you I would say anything to get rid of that maggot that is sitting in the White House. Thats my ramble for the day.
Looking foreward to Naked Monday!! If it is alright with you I will go naked too. PS, I have the body of silkworm, soft to touch and all my threads hang in the right places!! Mind you how I got huge webby feet I don't know..God must have took the eye off the ball where I am concerned!!
Posted by Donald Duck
First of all thanks for calling Ellen a worm you stupid duck. Second of all you don't live in this country so you have NO opinion about our president. Doesn't matter if he is good or not. Not your concern. second of all saying she has an IQ of a worm, which by the way has never been proven that a worm has an IQ, is not a compliment to ANYONE! Third if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all!
To Steve Dorwart,
Yes, she is excellent in her field as you said.And just what is it that you do and are you excellent? I doubt the same can be said of you.You obviously need some form of outlet for your opinions but it is not here. Perhaps, you are depressed and need to se a DR and get on some happy pills. Maybe you could use a little Ellen in your life. I hope you get the help you need and allow for a little humor to come your way.
Once upon a time in a Television Studio Far Far Away, lived one little mouse caled Elle...
Your show is great and hope to recive one day a ticket to see your show...
Writer Franci Rogac
www.pravljice.com
Hi, Ellen!
This is JO (29 years old) from Manila, Philippines!!! I do really appreciate and enjoy your show. I always watch it - EVERYDAY. I hope you will be able to read this and I want you to know that am one of your fan here in our island -hehehe... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read this, i just want to let you know that I adore you... If you want to see me in friendster's here's my add: jo.legaspi@yahoo.com. I would love to hear from you, it will complete my life, if I'll hear from you...
Take care,
JO
ellen....I'm a fan of yours...I always watch your show....I love the way you dance...the way you dress and the way you treat your viewers and studio guests.
Hope you could come here in the phils. and visit our country...I'm just hoping for that coz I know it's more realistic than me hoping to go there and watch you live....when u come here, I'll be one of the many who will fall in line just to see you.
stay cool!

hi ellen!!! ohhww what a great host i really like you. youre one of a kind,wish to see you in person im your loyal fan..wish to have a partner like you.. its meh mitch!! from phillipines.. godbles!!!
Posted by mitch | April 20, 2008 10:03 PM