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Froggy, if you jump into my bed, you will see, I am a vulcano, I am so full of passion and soft, puh, I cannot talk about these things, it´s too much. Tomorrow I think I am not able to write before eleven at night.Wait here, once upon a time, yes? Maybe it will be page no 5 or 6, but I prefer to stay here, maybe we can keep people out. Don´t you have a possibility to tell me a phone number, I just would like to hear your voice...

Tomorrow I have a very risky business to do, so please press the thumbs for me and wish me a good luck. Big eyes and a big smile, sounds grest. You are not that small, so it fits. You sang a nice song again, I will do so, too, so listen, one, two, three: Good morning, good night, lay with roses in bed...welterusten and bedankt for making me happy. Big big kiss.


Here I,am Kermitty don,t be affraid nothing happends to me when the kidnap me tonight the bring me back tomorrow early in the morning Kermitty I don,t look great people laugh on me because the say I have naughty big eyes and a big smile that is all I have don,t be affraid for you emotions you can share them with me Kermitty
naughty naughty Kermitty you put out you pyjama I come over and jump in you wonderful wodden bed
Kermitty tomorrow you have a busy busy day try to sleep sleep Kermit sleep outside there walk a sheep a sheep with white feeets who drinks his milk so sweet sleep Kermit sleep
welterusten and hear yoy tomorrow?
kisses big kisses for you

Kermitty are you sure its not the sun who makes you burning

Posted by froggy | April 22, 2008 3:18 PM

Froggy, I am sure, you are responsible, you are a little devil...

Froggy, I am waiting for you. I am already in my bed. I had the plan to put on my other huge pyjama, but I am wearing nothing I must say. I feel too much heat. You are so unbelievable sweet. I would like to be with you and the dogs now (and will bring my, too, she loves every dog).
I will never run away, too, you are beautiful all around, I am sure. Come home soon. It is so dark outside. I always cared more for the characters of the women I have been together with. Since you make my day shiny, I know that you must look great. Belive it or not, everybody things that I am strong (I am playing with bis bosses how I want, because it is my business). Concerning emotions I am weak and shy. I will wait your coming back from you nightwalk. Kiss you


Kermitty are you sure its not the sun who makes you burning


There you are Kermitty I could not find you but you are now on page four yes I know that I mean meet each other in the internet maybe you run away but I not you never disappointed me you are beautiful outside and inside Kermitty lay you in you wonderful wodden bed in you huge pyjama do you sleep already or are you eat you apple and read you notebook Kermitty I must go outside you know dogs the wanne have a tree maybe I hear from you and when you go to sleep welterusten amazing Kermitty

Froggy, I am almost burning, you make me blush all over my body, I need a new shower.

Oh, I feel the same. I am very very moved by you. How can that be? We don´t know us. Do you know that millions of people meet in the internet and if they meet - they want to run away?
One day you have will tell me your adress or a phone number of a tlelephone you can throw away after we talked to each other, like Ms. Bond.

And I will travel to you im a short time. You have to know, that my whole family comes from the northsea...just around the corner of your village?

By the way, my face is not that beautiful, you will be so disappointed if you will see me. Okay, gianna and me have the same lips and the same rinkles around the mouth (and she is much older!).How can I describe? My face is symetric, nothing strange. I always move my eyebrows if I am joking or smiling or not believing what people say. My glasses (just a lttle astigmatismus) are very very special, very often I wear contactlenses. I have rinkles is I smile, but not a lot. I am waiting for you, my dutch desire.


I can not be with you Kermitty I want to run with you and the dogs on the beach laugh so loud that everybody can hear it I will lay my head on you lap when you play guitar and sing that song from Gianna sei nell"anima I will see you beautiful face when you go to sleep and wake up in the morning I will read every book with you I will scream Kermitty I love you
that is why I cry

Froggy, of course I catch you, you are too much worth, I cannot risk to much with you, honey. If you are smelling me now and since you´ve said that you are close to me, oh lord, you can see me how sappho made me..:)I will put on my other pyjama, which is huge, too, on. We should be serious. Unfortunately I never behave very adult and serious in privacy, I am too creative. My job is hard, but I enjoy life. So if you are that close to me now as you are saying...I almost can´t keep my hands on that notebook.
Okay, I have to be "normal". No one in my surrounding would think that I am able to do so, me either.I worked during my studies, because there was nobody who payed for me. Now I have some little luxus and would like to share it with you now. Come over, I will invite you to the massage of my wonderful massage-lady.
I have a living room, two bedrooms, a library, a media-room and a nice kitchen in which I cook all healthy things I can get. I still take care lot, because I had a bad cancer in my stomach when I was 30 years old. I had to change everything and survived, because I was fighting like Lara Croft and Zorra together. Everything is well now, my doctor is jealous because of my health. She is too thin, like Vic Beckham-Maybe she wears a handkerchief instead of a blouse, she is so thin. Don´t escape again: Why did you cry? When you say that I am in your heart I want to know something about the left quarter in your heart where the tears came off. Tell me...My heart is bumping one tw, three, two, two, one three...Kermitty

Froggy, I just came back from my walking outside with my dog and had a shower. Now I am in a white frottee bathjacket (invented word, I think) and nothing else. My hair is still wet because of the shower. I will take the hairbrusher for a minute and will come back soon, so I can go into bed and will take an apple with me. Until in a few sconds...Why did you cry when you were thinking of me? That can mean all.


Kermitty I hope you catch me when you trow me in the air are you at home in you huge new pyjama smell smell I smell you Kermitty that means you are close to me nice Kermitty I feel no guilt I,am happy and think of you every second it is a wonderful feeling why whas you awake last night I sing a song for you ooohhhhh wait now I understand it you heard my bad song voice sorry Kermitty and doggy HII Kermitty money is not all but it is easy when you have it and you work hard so you deserved it amazing Lady when I hear you talk about you home it must be beautiful I love the sofa and you wonderful wodden bed where are you now on the sofa or in bed with a book apple and you notebook when I whas younger I wrote written write poems about everything most off the time my feelings now I keep them in my heart you are also in my heart and I hold you there

Froggy, I almost forgot: Yo know the answer because of what I´ve called you a heartbraker :) That means, that you shake, but not brake my heart....

Froggy, since you are a little worried concerning our feelings: Don´t feel guilty. But I must admit, I don´t know what I would do, if you would be here.Froggy, I don´t feel upset. I would like to take you in my arms and shake you a little, I will throw you into in the air, spread my arms and catch you. I would like to jump through the garden with you...Today my dog made me laugh so much. since she stayed awake with me last night, she was a little tired and was almost sleeping while she was walking. Isn´t it great how much we already wrote? I couldn´t wait to reach my notebook only for reading a new letter. You were always in my in mind today. You cannot imagine, what happened today. I was talking about boring money for good reasons and couldn´t forget the picture of you in your garden. I must say, that I was poor when I grew up, but I did a lot of money after my good studies and during my great job. The money I make, doesn´t care me very much, but I have a comfortable and cosy home a lot of red, orange and nutwood around, a wonderful wodden bed, a canadian sofa, but not with a stoffere by you, darling. Did I fall a little in a fascination for you? I don´t know if we can call that english at all, but I am sure, you understand, because you are my soul-twin or something like that. I understood what you said when you were talking about your flowers which bloom. I am wearing the hotelshoes from Milano, because I have no reason to go to bed yet, or are you waiting there for singing? Can´t wait for your letter, froggy (means little frog)


Kermit tell me what you want when you perform that I call me froggy when I write you letters I do that OKIDOKI


Hai Kermit how do you do? everything a little bit alright it whas not my intention to upset you or make you feel sad Kermit this is you life and I think sometimes it is a diffilcult life but believe me I respect you and you lifestile and I tell you the true for me you are amazing wonderful lovely funny strong unbelievable let hope whe can laugh tell story,s everything what we want and read our letters I will do it
groetjes Froggy

Froggy, Froggy, I move my head from one side to the other side. That is u n b e l i e v a b l e. How stupid of your relatives, they missed all the wonderful years with you? I am so jealous, that they had the chance to meet and to see you and decided not to meet you, but I don´t have the chance. Okay,I am not that strong to tell everybody about my lesbian life outside my private life. Have you ever been true to your loves? Once I couldn´t resist. My relation was bad because of all those stupid things like I just had to, she (the one who died) was a little like you, she couldn´t sing at all and was very sportive. I hope you are wll, I am singing and laughing inside and now I have to go out into the arena again, twenty people are waiting and I have to talk about boring money. Bye, froggy, you are amazing and very strong concerning what you did (telling your family that you´re gay and so on) and how you managed it. It must be great to live as you do. Profumo, la, la, la, la , la. Hera from you, they cannot wait any more. Kermit


Hallo Kermitty amazing Berliner I knew it whe have the shame feelings its a wonderfull feeling you are so special Berliner my day is also good my sunflowers come to bloom[this is really bad english] the are beautiful you make me laugh Berliner you give 226.000.00euro strange i don,t have a euro on my computerboard from A to B and think on sunflowers and letters Kermitty in Holland no eurovision song contest tonight to expensive and we never win always from those strangs songs Berliner I hope you can buy the book its really great and I will help you with translate my father die when I whas 16years and the last time that I saw my mother two sisters and one brother is 30years ago when I told them that I whas gay move it out my house I heard from somebody that she die three years ago that is life Berliner good and bad things happend the good thing is a meet you and the sun is shining I stop because you are a busy busy Lady
groetjes from Froggy

Froogy, you are a little heartbreaker...Think of you

Hi ellen i have just watched your show now. We are about a month behind here. The one where you were talking to that boy who plays basketball the shot you made on that show was better than the last one you keep showing. I hope you read this and can post a comment and give me advice. I am a lesbian but i am sacred of coming out to my friends and family. Do you have any advice? Or anyone else who reads this. I would really appreciate it. Thank you i am 19 from england. I love you ellen, your great.x


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