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Once Upon a Time, in a Television Studio Far Far Away...

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Froggy, you don´t hurt me, I want to be with you, only for short diner...Of course I don´t know what would happen after. No, we both know it. Do you want to come with me to my next trip? We do an appointment and meet each other in a hotel I will tell you and I pick you up from the airport and we can spend some two days together and talk about books, movies, and do serious and adult things, of course, he, he.

Froggy, now I dried my tears. You´ve made laugh on the other side. You are full of humour and full of libido. You make me weak. The whole day I am tough in business, but it is impossible to resist you. How is it for you?

I have to cool down and change subject for a little while...Puh. Come over and lay down beside me. Where are you in your house? Are you sitting in the full light of your computertable and are you wearing jeans? Do you listen to music meanwhile you are writing? I listen to a nice cd of Maria Callas (Maintitle of the great movie "Philadelphia"). Can you hear it?


Kermitty please don,t cry I did not wanne hurt you
I,am so sorry Kermitty

Froggy, this is not Konstantin (that is a male name). Stop talkimg like that I am not able to breathe any more. Do you want me to die because I can´t meet you. Don´t laugh, now I am crying - really.


Kermitty or is it Konstantin I love beautiful trained hands why wear you a pyjama it is hot outside and inside

Froggy, I have to do with those luxury things every now and then, it is fun the first and the second time, but not longer. Today I was surprised that they used hybrid. Finally.
Froggy, yes, bite me,but you should know, that I like to bite, too. I must say, that my hands are well trained, because I am talking with them, I play the guitar almost each day and will play on and with your body in the same way. Do you know the spanish malaguena? You should see me playing the strings, than you know what it means to your back and your legs, if I am playing on them in this way. puh. It´s hot in my pyjama...And that is not because of my notebook on my legs. I almost were sending one million of red roses (because of the symbol)to your village for each inhabitant to the adress of your major, so I can be sure, that you will get 1000. But than I decided, that it is sad, to kill flowers.


I,am here but where are you Kermitty yes it is a shame Barca whas so great but Man U did go for the 0-0

Froggy. What a boring result. I was so much for Barca. I went in the Camp Nou last year and can´t believe, that ManU had a chance against the best soccer-players. Their stadium is wonderful. Didn´t you shout enough in front of the tv for the right team, I hope your heart beats for Barca, too. Barcelona is such a nice city. Were are you?


Kermitty I,am happy that you are back what a fun you in the limousine what I have done think of you lucky me I could smell you where is you apple than I can bite Kermitty I will bite you on you whole body on a sweet way I will lay my head on you lap and feel you beautiful hands when you give me a massage and and and

Froggy, I just came back and finished work. Everybody in the street was curious who´s coming, even though my dog (she looked out of the window, when the limousine brought me back. I couldn´t wait to come home.The massage was great, I was in the Hamam, too. Have you ever been there? It is a turkish bath, only women together in one group. Everybody of my businesspartners were smiling, because I was smiling all the time. When we had to go with the elavator, they were talking to each other, I was starring to the numbers and did:"Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm, M" (melody of our "hit song". I didn´t care, what they were thinking. In the afternoon after relaxing a little I had to change clothes, because at night it can be cold. Today we ate in a nice restaurant, okay, I didn´t eat very much, because I am a little confused in a nice way.I told my very best friend of you, she will tell you, if I cannot leave the hospital as I expect now. I always want you to know at which time you may bet on my letter. She knows me well and recognized during a phone call, that my voice changed and she asked:"Which woman can touch you in this period?" I hate her for that, she is a witch. No, of course, she is my longest and dearest "sister". I am happy, that I will go by bike tomorrow, because I have to run, I have too many butterflies inside my belly.
What have you done! Oh, in the city i could see, that Jodie will come for the big premiere. A good guy I know (who works at tv), will go there. I will ask him for a ticket. I think he will give me some, I will give him my ticket for the Elton John red piano-tour for that. Froggy, how about a bite from my apple? But that will not be the end of our paradise, because you will read and write back? I am waiting for your head on my lap, I will crwl through your hair and do a little massage on your neck and at the side of your eyes, and...


Kermitty something wrong with you internet or are you busy busy


Hai Kermitty ofcourse you get a letter from me I smell you so you are close to me nice wauw a limousine I only saw those cars
have a nice massage and hear you this evening
kiss for the amazing Lady who play guitar

Froogy, finished coffeee, will get a massage now, and than I will go on with business until around 22:30. The limousine was offered by a company who invited me, the car was hybrid, it was amazing to drive in that car.
Do I get a letter when I come home? I hope my internet will work, I had a bad wire-desaster last week...I am not able to handle those techniques, I only can do the joiner´s work and some little electrics. Oh, I miss you, may I try to call you tomorrow, please tell your colleges that you are froggy, because otherwise...I am laughing because of that Bond-story. Kiss for the princess who plays with fire and sings strange, he, he

Hi kermit and froggy you sound like really wise people. I have left a comment for ellen to ask for some advice. And i have noticed that you two are mostly on here all the time so do you think any of you could give me advice. I am lesbian but i dont know how to come out to my family. Do you have any advice? Or anyone else who reads this. Thank you. I am 19 from england. I think you are wicked ellen kaaaaaaa you go girl.x

Froggy, imagine, I am writing on a notebook in a limousine, driving by a chauffeur to the center. I use every chance, because that is my last until tonight. I cared more for my work than for my health, because I am not that important every minute, because I wanted to help some poor children and women before and because if I don´t, they would suffer too much. I had to meet people as you know in Milano and last not but least, I am totally crazy, he, he, he. Great, that you will wait until I come off. Do you mind, if I try to call you in your job tomorrow? Maybe you should someone about your nickname, froggy. Enjoy you free day, I have to take an espresso with less important people (I´ll take you in my heart and your head on my lap inside the restaurant, I think the waitress will die, if she watches me).


Kermitty let us play with fire I love fire special open fire wauw you are naughty flirt with a other woman but this is not so strange when I read what you wear today I sall flirt also Kermitty I smell you the whole day and night you are close to me my head lay on you lap nice feeling Kermitty you must to a hospital why did you wait so long? you health is much more important than you work how can I forget you you mean so much to me I work in Hoogeveen and live in a little village Pesse today I,am free hear from you? hug hug to you

Froggy, I am with my girl for not much less time. I will not change anything just for an internet-flirt. My girl and me love each other very much. So isn´t it great, that no one of us is "stronger" than the other or more lonely? Maybe we play with fire a little? This is less dangerous than meeting. You know how Ellen and Portia were together with other girls each and than they met in a hotel - the whole story began. Maybe I will talk to the speacher of the Feyenoord Rotterdam - stadium one day during a cup-game and will ask him if it is possible to shout through the stadium: "Froggy, telephone for you, Kermit is waiting!" I don´t want to stop writing with you, and I don´t want to loose you, too. Aren´t you working? I was very very busy today, already. I met a woman today who was flirting to me, usually I am sportive and like it. Since I know you, I can´t, better I won´t. I am wearing something during the day, imagine. Today I am wearing big shoes (Doc martins, deerskintrousers with a belt, written the name of the designer on it and a white blouse). Can you smell my perfume? I´ve thought, maybe you think I am a stalker, but I am not. You already mean more than a little for me, so I really really would like to hear your voice. Maybe I am a little desperated, because - I want you to know everything - I have to go into the hospital from the 9th of may until to the 19th of may for not that big, but not that little thing and I am afraid that you will forget me during these days. I don´t know how it will be after the operation, I waited to long for it, because of my job. Oh, froggy, froggy, my lap is there for you. Big interruption, I have to meet some v.i.p.´s now, they are in our city, but I don´t feel like. I hope, Ellen will never stop that forum, we would loose each other. I cannot find your company in which you are working. Imagine, my personal secretary got the order to find all in you area, there are maybe 50? She came over and smiled and said - no chance. I was a little angry and almost exploded, than I had to excuse, I am emotional and - I can´t eat as much as usual, devil, you. So, kisses for you, can´t wait to hear from you. Today I am wearing contactlenses, I could read my own types. Hug, hug, my little one from you kermitty.

P.S.: We really gave us stupid names, but they are special, so we shouldn´t change them.


Hai Kermitty its me Froggy why should I be angry to you all what I said whas the truth but I,am a little bit confused about my feelings my girlfriend and me live togheter for al most 20years we still love each other very much and now there is you and I feel something specials can you understand this Kermitty please don,t feel sad because I told you this I will be honesty to you this is so important for our friendship Kermitty and I don,t wanne lose it
big big hugs for you

Froggy, do you know one of these? Aa en Hunze,Assen,
Borger-Odoorn,Coevorden,De Wolden,Emmen,Hoogeveen,
Meppel,Midden-Drenthe, Noordenveld,Tynaarlo, Westerveld? Does it make you angry, that I am that close? I hope not, I am not dangerous. Bye. I have to earn some doggy-food and miss you on the other side. I fyou want me not to get that close, tell me, please, but since you were jumping imto my wodden bed last night...and since you were crying...because of those reasons, I would like to give you a hug.

Froggy, I´ve found out a way how you can call me, I will tell it (and the special number) to you between the 1st of may and the 3rd of may. Would be funny, don´t you think so?


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