HI ELLEN I THINK YOUR GREAT AND TOO FUNNY! IM MOT JUST SAYING THAT EITHER TO GET FREE TICKETS EITHER!ALOUGTH I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU AND COME TO YOUR SHOW! YOUR INTERVIEW GAG WAS THE BEST!
I THINK YOU PUNKED EVERYONETHATDAY. AND BY THE WAY WHY DONT YOU TELL THAT DONALD DUCK PERSON TO LAY OFF YOU TELL THEM TO GO EAT THIER OWN AND LEAVE MY ELLEN ALONE! ELLEN YOU ROCK!
ROSE

You Rock Ellen.
Your show is totally off the board. You have great guests and off the wall surprises. I haven't won one yet but hope to sometime.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!

I dont know who donald duck is but i think you should shove more grizzle into your mouth because you shouldnt open up the beak if you got nothing nice to say about ellen and just so you know,,,ducks dont have teeth!

Ellen girl you are sick in a crazy kind of way...LOL. That good looking Denzell looking young man is my son. The one with the beige color pants on. My whole family sent up prayer's the day he called and told us he had a interview with you. Keep in mind he has been looking for PA work for the last 2 months in Burbank. Just finsh film school and NEEDS A JOB...So of course when we discovered it was a joke.....I must say your ratings went down...LOL. I see that he appeared to be having a good sense of humor which is his style. So I see that you did hire one person...but it was not my JR...so Mrs. Ellen please call him back in and give him a job. Hey I have never seen my son dance...so thanks for that!

Ellen, You are the best. Please keep up with the fun stuff. It gives me a break from my busy day. I really enjoy everything you do. Thank you! P.S. You could really get my daughter with the things you do. They would go right over her head. lol Need a subject ?

Oh My god When I saw now hiring, I could not I mean could not stop laughing, ellen you are the best thing on day time television, you make me laugh so hard! You are GREAT!!!!!!!!
Kathleen

Hi, Love your show, you have made me laugh and I think your show is one of the best on television. It's hard to get through, I've tried to win stuff and I quess it's only for people that live in the US, but just wanted you to know you are enjoyed very much here, you have a gift!!!
Truly, Gina

I can't wait until someone pranks you! It has to happen since Punk'd is on its last season... lol! You and your behind the scenes interviews are hilarious. I can't believe these people sat through this LOL! FUNNY STUFF!

Dear Ellen,

I really am interested in working for/with you. I would appreciate it if you could let me know where to send my resume.

Thank you,

Joseph Nagy
Santa Monica, CA

hey Donald Duck... don't you have something more important to do with your life?...

Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2008 10:34 AM

Thank you for your concern..at this moment, the most important thing for me is trying to remove the grissle? from the black pudding I have just eaten from my tooth socket at the back. The bit of black pudding is stuck in my socket. If I don't get it out, I will end up with flipping horrible toothache again. Anyway I come on this website to relax, because my work is very physical..I am surprised I have not turned into Popeye. Oh, black pudding is dried fried blood, I don't know which animal it comes from, but I need the energy.

Ellen

OMG the interviews were classic. You brighten my day each and everyday! Hope you continue for a million shows.

Cheri

hey Donald Duck... don't you have something more important to do with your life?...

Could you please send me your address to the show, I would like to send something to Ellen?

Thank you

Posted by Celest Gorans | April 29, 2008 9:40 AM

The Ellen DeGeneres Show
PO Box 7788
Burbank, CA 91523
Attn: Fan Mail

Could you please send me your address to the show, I would like to send something to Ellen?

Thank you

Craig? I am surprised you haven't got the sack yet. See if Ellen hired me I would be sacked on Day One because I wouldn't put up with her snappy/bossy moments and I would get tired of saying "calm your emotions" all the time. As for the dancing..Ellen can dance to her hearts content as long as it did not interupt my tea-breaks. Thats another thing, I would remove all those Emmys things and put them in a cupboard. Thats wrong, Ellen would have to put them in the cupboard!! The last thing I would want is having 10,000 egos looking at me. I would probably spend time chatting to the Ellen's bodyguards, which are no doubt stationed in every room and one attatched to her heel at all times. Actually I think Mary would make a good boss, Mary does not have all those air's and graces, just grounded and a worker. Going back to Ellen, I suppose anyone with heaps of money can do and say, sack anyone at any given time and get away with it. Ellen would make a good boss if she had no money..this all sounds like one of those appraisal interviews.

Have a good Tuesday one and all.

Hi Ellen,
First let me say you're the BEST !!! ALL that you do for people and animals should be an example to us all !!! Bu where was I? when you were looking for an assist ??? OOhh I lost the chance of a lifetime to apply :( But do know if anything were to open up in the near future, I have great ref's :) So know I Love you, love your show, and thanks for all the laugh's, for it's the laughter that get's us thru this thing we call life :) so KUDOS to you...

i dont know how u come up with these jokes its just hilarious!...and again keepin a straight face - iwouldnt be able to do it... brilliant

HILARIOUS!! :-)

Ellen YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!
That was sooo funny. I had an appointment and missed the show this morning so I came online to watch some of it and almost peed my pants.

Loved it! Love you! Made the mistake of watching the clips while sipping coffee. So now I've got some cleaning up to do with my desk.....thanks, Ellen!