
LEAPIN' LIZARDS!
Lately, I’ve been finding lizards in the house that my cats bring in. I find the lizard in the middle of two or three of my cats. That’s gotta be fun for the lizard. I think my cats just wanna play with it. It’s a game they call, “Whack the Lizard with Your Paw.” And the poor lizard just wants to play a game where he’s not the one who gets whacked... like Monopoly or hopscotch. When I saw the little lizard, it wasn’t moving... I heard they play dead. Apparently, they have some theatrical training. They stay in character, too, ‘cause they play dead all the way until I take ‘em back outside. Then they give me a little wink and I let ‘em go. Lizards are smarter than people think. They can also change their colors. This one’s chest turned bright blue. Either that or it was choking. I did see another lizard giving it the Heimlich maneuver. You’d think that when they made it back home, they would warn other lizards and spread the news. “Hey, word on the street is stay away from that sliding door... the one with the cats and old lizard tails.” I don’t know why the cats are bringing them inside. Maybe they’re trying to show off the house... “Here’s the living room... this is where I sleep... and if you go like this, “Meeooowww,” that lady’ll feed you.
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Ok, I hope this is true that they have some theater training. Cause I just rescued this gecko from my light cover thingy in the kitchen! She was moving when I took down the cover. I could tell she was weak cuz she couldn't get out and the lack of water I presume cuz there was plenty of bugs on the buffet up there. Anyway, I was trying to give it some water and put it back outside when it started to flip over. I was like "no no you cain't die!!" I hope she just didnt like the bottled water I gave her. Well I'm gonna go check on her. Anyway HELLO from Texas.
P.S. Remember to read this with a TWANG!
Posted by Denise | August 28, 2008 7:42 PM