
Sleep Blogging
I’ve been waking up in the middle of the night lately... and it’s always 3 o’clock in the morning. You can set your clock to it. If anybody needs a wake up call at 3 AM, I’m happy to do it. In fact, it’s me who keeps calling Hillary in those commercials. I have no trouble falling asleep. It’s just that once I wake up, I can’t get back to sleep. Then I hear sprinklers go on somewhere. “Are those my sprinklers? Is that the front yard? Do they go on in the backyard at the same time? That’s a lot of water. How do sprinklers work? I’m sort of thirsty. If I go in the kitchen, I’ll be up for hours. No. I’m just gonna go back to sleep. I’m lying in bed, I’m tired; it’s a perfect recipe for sleep. Here I go...” Then I hear that bird! That one relentless bird. He has a whole routine. It’s a musical number, really. It’s like Mariah Carey’s in a tree outside my bedroom window. The sun isn’t up yet, why is that bird? I realize the early bird gets the worm, but he’s just singing. He’s not even looking for a worm. If he were, his singing would scare them away. Maybe he has insomnia too. But why does he have to take us all with him? I’m not calling everyone I know just because I can’t sleep. “Hi, whatcha doin’? Sleeping? Lucky you.” Are the other birds as aggravated as I am? A little later in the night, I hear another bird start singing along. At least it sounds like he’s singing along… he’s probably saying, “Shut up!”
















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Hi Ellen. I'm 17 years old. I have cerebral palsy, Asperger syndrome, and "water on the brain." I am proudly OBSESSED with Dylan Sprouse. I own two, "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," DVDs, a Dylan Sprouse shirt, and his movie, "Snow Buddies." Last night I had a dream about him and his brother Cole. I was like, "Hi Cole!" and he's running up the stairs past me. Later Dylan gave me his number. I really want to be his friend someday. I was wondering if you could try to make that dream (not necessarily the dream I had last night) come true by telling him about me and ask him to drop me a line via email. Thanks for reading this comment, Ellen. Love the show!
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Posted by Char | April 17, 2008 2:30 PM