April 7, 2008 | Posted at 2:00 PM

It's Another Ellen - 30 Seconds to Air Quiz!


With only 30 seconds before her show starts, what is Ellen thinking?*

A) "Now where did I put those ornaments for my giant Christmas tree again?"

B) "Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear polyester and do The Hustle?"

C) "Glinda, the Good Witch of the North and her two backup singers are late for the show, where could they be?"

D) "Once I activate these giant hypnotizing disco balls of doom, I will finally be able to take over the world and banish glitter forever!"

*All answers must be phrased in the form of a question. Questions must phrased in the form of an answer. Contest void where prohibited except in Hawaii, where it is prohibited where voided. All rights reserved.

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"B"

HEEeee

Love the quizzes! I get test anxiety.. don't u!

Posted by tonya | April 20, 2008 9:04 AM

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AFTER WATCHING EVERY EPISODE OF ELLEN, I HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY!!!!!I DONT WANT TO SAY OTHER PROGRAMS DONT PUT AN INPACT ON MY LIFE,THEY DO!!!! BUT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDS !!!!!!! I B ELIEVE I SHOULD BE OR CONSIDERED FOR COMP. TICKETS FOR THE CHICAGO AIRING. NOT ONLY AM I SURVIVOR OF MISS KATRINA(I CAN PROVE)
PLEASE CONSIDER YOUR YOUR ULTIMATE DECISION. I LIVE IN TULLAHOMA,TN. ITS A GREAT TOWN AND VERY HAPPY PEOPLE. I HAD LIVED IN NEW ORLEANS 49 YEARS TULLAHOMA CAN NOT BEAT THAT.
I NEED A BAGEL A PIZZA OR SEAFOOD OR SOMETHING. PLEASE AWARD ME A TICKET!!!!!

Posted by reenie spears | April 12, 2008 9:36 AM

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Did my family put you up to this? And, why aren't I getting any responses from you at my e-mail address? I also notice that my comments don't stay on your blog...

What gives?

Exasperated in Rockport
Love ya'!

Posted by Andrea (last time...) | April 9, 2008 2:54 PM

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hey there!

Just to say that I LOVE your shirt. (okay, I actually do know that this has nothing to do with the quizz thing but...)

One day i saw a comment on your website from this guy who was asking for your shoes for i dont know what reason... and i thought that was quite a weird idea to ask for someone's shoes.
I still think it. But seems less weird to me to ask for someone's shirt: i'm sure i'll be the first one to put my foot on it! (kiding...)

anyway... my point is: i love you, i love your shirt and i've got like this HUGE vet exam in 3 weeks. So i've thought that in a huge wave of enthousiasm you could send it to me (the shirt...)like that i'll were it for my exam, i'll get lucky, i'll become a vet, i'll cure animals, so they'll be happy and so will you cause you love them! (and i'll be happy two times cuz first i'll be a vet and second i'll make you happy) See how a simple gesture can have huge consequences on everybody?
So I don't wanna put any pressure but it's hope to you now: see how you could be responsible for a lot of happiness?... ;)

if you're in i'll give my adress!

thank you for all what you do and all what you've done;

love
albane.

Posted by albane | April 8, 2008 4:40 PM

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all of the above answers. and of course lets play hide and seek. Watched you for years before you got your own show and watched your show from california and arkansas (even when they aired it origionally at ten in the morning) and now again from California. You are the modern day Dinah Shore. Tried for free tickets to see the show from the rumpus room but got hours and hours of fill in the adds now my computer gets junk mail for hours and still couldnt get the tickets. You are an amazing person as well as a celebrity. And only a small fraction of your good works is known.Thank you for being the star that you are and brightening our days with postive energy.

Posted by sandi spence | April 8, 2008 1:04 PM

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The answer is B

Posted by michelle | April 8, 2008 11:01 AM

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Hi Ellen, I think D would be the answer myself!!!! Don't forget to read my e-mail, because it's very important!!!! Remember, I don't have a pc at home, so you will have to call or write!!!!! PLEASE DON'T FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Liz | April 8, 2008 9:54 AM

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Dear Ellen, I am a huge fan from Canada. Just wanted to write you and say thank you, your show is the only thing that starts my day. You are an inspiration to me and all who watch you. Take care and I'll keep on watchin.

Posted by Stacey Clarke | April 8, 2008 8:12 AM

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Another fan from Canada that LOVES your show! Any way of getting the "Young At Heart Singers" on your show some time in the future?

Posted by Beverly H | April 8, 2008 7:06 AM

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Hey Ellen, love your show's, watch 2-3 times a day, up in Canada we get them all day, if I missed in the morning, watch in the sfternoon if I'd missed then , watched at night, I have watching your show's for years, your movies, and I have all your DVD, and books, and faithful fan, been trying to get on your show just to see it in person, it's one of my to do list, before I leave this wonderful earth, Calfornia is far away, I don't do good on planes, sign up for your road trip, thought that will be an axcellent opportunity, but never happen, hopefully I can get tickets for your show in Chicago, or New York, whenever......I will do planes if I have to...your porbably bored about reading this letter, if you got this far...anyway...love you, you are an awesome person......bah..bah..bah...Judy Markell

Posted by Judy Markell | April 8, 2008 6:50 AM

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heyyy ellen i love your show!!!! and i think the correct answer is D. you always put a smile on my face and my moms. i lost my grandfather and he was the most important person in the world to me.
My nana has been sick for 2 years. I live in RI and im qoinq to college to be a nurse Practitioner. I love helping people and i have a lot of patience. I love you ellen and your show is awesome .. Im voting for Hillary we need a woman running this country unless you wanna take a chance i would deffinatley vote for youuu!!!
bye ellen hugs and kisses jaimie lyne

Posted by jaimielyne | April 8, 2008 6:23 AM

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She is really thinking about how many purses she can carry today!Everyone watch your purses,Ellen is on the loose

Posted by Bonnie | April 7, 2008 11:48 PM

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I sure do hope these giant bulbs are energy conserving...cause if my buddy Al Gore finds out he might blame me for global warming!

Posted by Ben Limon | April 7, 2008 9:10 PM

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I think the answer is A. This soulds like something Ellen would be looking for in April!

Posted by Robin Drumm | April 7, 2008 8:40 PM

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Ellen,
Nice zinger on John McCain! :-( Ya know, there are Republicans that love you too! Why haven't you asked McCain to come onto the show? Maybe you did, but its only fair. But you did a zinger on him... hes a good man that has gone through HELL for our country when he was in Vietnam and was a POW. The poor guy can't even lift his arms over his head due to the beatings he suffered while being a POW. He may be old, but he is a fighter! I mean, he had a chance to leave the POW camp but wouldn't because his other comrades were also POW's and well, it put him in a bad situation for years, all by himself, away from people. Please be kind! That wasn't very nice... :-(

But I am happy to hear Hillary is supporting gay rights as that is something that is way overdue! Very happy to hear that even though I will not be voting for her. She is a good person! Not a good bowler LOL! But thats okay, she has enough to worry about right now with Obama.

Just be nice to McCain!

Thanks El!

Posted by Susan | April 7, 2008 8:11 PM

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"Oh, Oprah must be here with the Bubble Guy and her Tiffanys Bubble wand!"

Posted by Danielle | April 7, 2008 5:58 PM

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Correct answer is C

Posted by Nick Vera Perez | April 7, 2008 5:38 PM

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I think the correct answer is D. I know she absolutely hate's glitter and want's to ban it. I agree Ellen..the glitter madness has to STOP!!

Posted by Anonymous | April 7, 2008 4:38 PM

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The correct answer is D. I know how you hate glitter. You are not alone. I want to take you for being a very open person about yourself. Your comment today about having a lump removed was a real shock. I am hoping everything came out okay.
I am hoping when you come to Chicago you go to the Bubba Gump Shrimp Rest. on the Navy Pier. Also, you have to ride the ferris wheel. Can't wait to see you in Chicago. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by Lois Buchanan | April 7, 2008 4:00 PM

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we think it is not A,B,C,D
When we see that naughty smile on her face she thinks HEEEEEEEEEE I have 30 seconds let play hide and seek because she love to play and we love it when she play

Posted by gerrie van rooij | April 7, 2008 3:32 PM

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