I Predict That You’re Reading This I think some people are psychic. I’ve been to people who actually told me things before they happened. But like anything, there are good psychics and bad psychics. Just like tattoo artists. I learned that one the hard way, “I said an ear of corn, not Lena Horne!!” It doesn’t even look like her anyway. They say we’re all psychic. Some people are just more “in tune” than others. I’ve had dreams that have come true. Then I start to analyze all my dreams. Like last night, I had the most vivid dream that I was raising six kids in a crazy ‘70s house with the help of a wisecracking housekeeper. I might have a big family in my future. That, or I fell asleep during that “Brady Bunch” marathon. Some people just like to predict things. Or, more important, they like to get credit for predicting things. Like the people who say, “Feels like earthquake weather,” or, “Did you see those birds flying south? I think it means an earthquake is coming.” Yeah, either that or, it’s winter. They’ll spend the whole day hoping there’s an earthquake so everyone will know they were right. If there was an earthquake, they’d be holding on to the door jam with one hand and calling people with the other, “I TOLD YOU!!! I KNEW IT!” Some people think they’re psychic for thinking the same thing as someone else. They’ll say, “I knew you were going to say that!” Which isn’t too difficult, because at some point in the evening I’m going to say, “Bartender, I’ll have another.”
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Hey Penny South.
Are you the same one who was in Milwaukee on the radio in the early 80's?
Tom
Posted by Tom Guyette | May 5, 2008 6:32 PM