Hi Ellen

Just to say you never fail to cover hot topics. I watched your interview with kylie and its been talked about on our daytime television since. I honestly think yourself and kylie are the best people to highlight these topics as you both have had the grim reaper on your doorstep at sometime in your life and people will take on board what you say....love the show and think you are amazing.

Love

Allison xx

Ellen, you are absolutely the best! I laughed not only while I was watching the video but also for the next two hours while running errands in town. People must have tought I was a lunatic! We love around the world! Soledad, San José, Costa Rica

Hey Ellen,

Your Orlando ‘Fractured Facial’ segments are so damn funny! While I’m watching you my eyes get teary, I can’t talk, my face flushes and I get an ‘au-natural’ buzz-on just from laughing so intensely.

Your Fractured Facials are reminiscent for me because of the similarity to a lady that I used to get facials from a few years ago. When she talked about being angry with her teenage son, her gentle ‘pats’ would become steadily more aggressive. She is a very nice lady and I didn’t want to hurt her feelings so, I’d usually stop her and offer to get some tea for both of us or just say that I had to go to the bathroom. The things that people put up with for beauty…

Thanks Ellen, I love those segments!

Ellen Lady I can tell you this is the last time that I watch this video because I pee in my pants really I did and it is not a nice feeling so I think I go take a shower and a new pants
Thank You very much and Thank You for the laugh you give us every day

Ahhh...I can't believe someone I know was on your show. This "victim" lives in the same small town as me!!! It's just so exciting to realize that anything can happen!
You're hilarious Ellen! I hope one day to meet you just so that I can tell you to your face that you are the funniest person I know. I watch your show everyday with my 7 month old son. We love you Ellen!
Thanks for keeping us smiling...
~Ashley and Lil Logan

Since you are so busy by surprising spa-users I am little afraid wether you will be in "my spa" at the northern sea or not. I think I should wear my wonderful cotton jogging suit, I will be prepared. Gosh, I am nervous, I don´t want to be at tv. Ellen, promise, that you won´t come to german spas. I will never be able to relax after watching all these surprises. All my compliments to the women who survived your massages and didn´t die by a heart attack because you are such a big surprise.

Tot ziens to Gerrie, my dog was just playing with her ball all around in my office, the employees enjoyed to play with her very much. You could hear laughing and barking even in the netherlands, I am sure.

Hi Ellen,
When I was young, I used to wet my pants whenever I would laugh hysterically. I have not wet my pants in years because nothing struck me as really funny. Well, I'll have you know, everytime I see your show and see the facial bit in Florida, I have started to wet my pants again it's soooo funny. My husband thinks I'm gross to wet my pants, but it feels good to laugh like a kid again. Thank YOu!!
Luv Ya Babe, Kelly Roskott

I just wanted to thank you on the show where you shared your sleeping arrangements with your animals. I am in the same situation, but I have a choc. lab: Coco, a chubby beagle: Chico and three cats; Kit-Kat, Snickers and Romeo. I sleep with the lab at my feet, the beagle at my right side, (reently diagnosed with seizures),the oldest cat Kit in between my knees, the black and white cat: Snickers under the covers on my left side and Romeo (orange and white)the youngest on my chest. Romeo weighs the most...

Ellen, I feel bad if I have to move or stretch out or breathe...

PS: I also have a boyfriend and he has to sleep in his own room...The animals were here first...

My bedroom is not that big, (queen bed) so I need to add an addition, but I wonder if they would sleep on their own bed if I did this or would it be a waste of money.

People say I'm crazy, but they are like my children; all strays that happened to come into my life.

Now, after seeing your show, I am not alone...

Ellen,

This is SOOO funny! I can't believe the stuff you did to them! I needed a good laugh and by golly I got it!

you are PRICELESS, Ellen!